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Sunday August 5 2007 @ 5:52PM
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hey hey! i tried to make it down to the beach - but something came up i had to deal with - so perhaps next weekend i can get my sand & surf on! i'm sure most of you have heard by now that 1978's classic horror film halloween (directed by john carpenter) has been revisited (or if you prefer updated & re-imagined) by metal rocker turned director rob zombie - normally i'm not such a fan of film remakes (especially when the original still holds up today) but i'm a huge fan of mr. zombie - his first two films house of 1000 corpses & the devil's rejects both had great style & gore - i'm very curious to see how he handled his latest film project (at least two things remain the same - villain 'michael meyers' & the haunting theme music...but no jamie lee curtis who rocked as the original 'laurie strode') the new halloween (join the film on myspace) hits theaters at the end of this month on august 31st! (if it does well at the box-office (which i assume it will) we might be seeing plenty more remakes of kick-ass horror films) make sure to watch the scary trailer below which was just released! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN!

I went to the midnight showing of Halloween early this morning. It was a huge disappointment. The movie was awful! The mother in the beginning of the film was a horrible actress. I questioned the casting of this film because most of the actors sucked. But the mother was outright awful. I later found out that she is the wife of Rob Zombie. No wonder she got the part. I don't think she would ever be cast in anything if it wasn't for her husband. I can't even see her playing a one line role in Sesame Street. She was truly an awful, awful actress, and she set the tone for the movie.

» this comment was posted by Richard Wajda on august 31, 2007 3:53 pm «

Dude, It should seriously be illegal for some doosh bag like Rob Zombie to take the best horror movie of all-time and completley ruin it. You know your getting old when a great movie turns into some cuss fest, rape flick with a grunge tip! I was actually suprised that they got the music right, I thought we might hear more human than human while Michael was slashing people up. Thanks Rob Zombie. Thank god I boot legged this movie and didn't pay. Rob.. YOUR SHIT.

» this comment was posted by Aaron Preis on september 3, 2007 3:51 pm «

wtf? she was great. you obviously dont have any taste. maybe if you were an actor, you would be able to recognize style. yes, she did have a different style then most others in the movie but i thought she was great at that part.

» this comment was posted by mk on september 3, 2007 7:19 pm «

I loved the movie. Obviously nothing can touch the original, but Rob Zombie did it justice. There was only one thing that happened towards the end that shouldn't have happened (I wont spill it), b/c some things about the original and characters you just shouldn't mess with. Anyway, overall, I thought it kicked ass and Rob's wife is okay. She looks like Carmen Electra. The kid that plays Michael Myers looks like a fat little girl though. Okay, i'm done.

» this comment was posted by tabloid whore on september 6, 2007 1:00 pm «

the movie blew ass, its only because dreamworks fucked rob zombies version though, robs version was alot better then dreamworks came in a fucked it up, so dont blame rob, blame dreamworks.

» this comment was posted by tyler hall on september 6, 2007 10:25 pm «

Zombie, you're an idiot. Thanks for nothing.

» this comment was posted by BL on january 24, 2008 11:11 pm «

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Friday July 4 2008 @ 8:55PM
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hey hey! despite the fact i heard hancock wasn't getting the best reviews - i decided to go see it earlier this afternoon down at the grove (of course first i grabbed a quick bite to eat at the farmers' market) the theater was quite packed and i wouldn't say
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POP NOSH: NICOLE RICHIE - PREGNANT AGAIN?!?
Friday July 4 2008 @ 12:33PM
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† there's new rumors about nicole richie wanting to have another baby soon! cele|bitchy † cutie jake gyllenhaal is training with horses for his next flick 'prince of persia' popsugar † which ladies made the 'top ten best boobs in hollywood' list? celebslam † cameron diaz's new boyfriend model
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
Friday July 4 2008 @ 9:35AM
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MARIAH CAREY - I'LL BE LOVIN' U LONG TIME - VIDEO
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 10:15PM
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hey hey! oh let the holiday weekend begin - who better to kick it off with than mariah carey?!? i know mimi is not everyone's cup of tea (in fact i think (know) a lot of people don't care for her at all...sad but true...plus it sounds like she's driving
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POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i'd prefer to see her in rehab but at least amy is under house arrest! in case you didn't know † michael lohan is a money hungry loser - he wants to sell his paternity test results! cele|bitchy † oh no! i thought we had seen the last
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MADONNA VS TONE LOC - GIVE IT 2 ME WILD THING
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 7:50AM
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good morning y'all! oh my word - this week has been flying by - it's already time for the mashup of the week selected by my pal dj paul v. and tomorrow is the 4th of july (and more importantly a day off for me!) i think you'll totally dig
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MORE BEST & WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES!
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 9:40PM
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good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies (britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...)
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POP NOSH: THE RETURN OF BRENDA WALSH?!?
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† if shannen doherty returns to '90210' you can bet your bottom dollar i'll be watching! dlisted † angelina jolie did not have the twins yet but her doctor said she's doing just fine! popsugar † for christina aguilera to have sex w/ her hubby she needs drinks &
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CELEBRITIES & MONEY GO HAND IN HAND
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 7:55AM
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good morning! i just ran across these quirky images combining celebrities such as brad pitt & julia roberts with money! it was all part of freakingnews.com's weekly photoshop contests - and some people managed to get really creative with their composites (unfortunately for the winners the monetary prizes aren't very
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KATE INTRODUCES LANCE TO MOM GOLDIE
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 9:10PM
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good evening y'all! just today the question was posed does kate hudson move too fast in relationships? and i think we can all agree the answer is a resounding yes (girlfriend needs to calm her nympho ass down) she bounced right from her broken marriage with rocker chris robinson (whom
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POP NOSH: DO YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS PURE?
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† benji madden thinks paris is pure but what about that valtrex prescription? webster's is my bitch † could madonna be getting cozy with the yankees' hottie alex rodgriguez (a-rod)?!? yeeeah! † angelina jolie is all set to give birth to twins very soon in a french hospital! celebslam
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 7:12AM
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good morning! this week's star magazine cover arrives early this week (since it's a short week w/ friday being the 4th of july) with yet another feature on stars without makeup (previously featured here & here) yup 'even celebs need help to look fab' makeup can cover up a whole
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AMY WINEHOUSE - STRIKING A POSE!
Monday June 30 2008 @ 11:35PM
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oh my gosh - i'm starting to feel like a broken record when it comes to amy winehouse - we all know she's a complete mess and her minor attempts at quick rehab solutions aren't doing any good at all - tonight she was in full drugged out form when
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MERYL STREEP - ONE NIGHT, TWO DRESSES
Monday June 30 2008 @ 9:00PM
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good evening! earlier this evening over in london was the premiere of mamma mia! - the big screen adaptation (opening july 18th - the trailer is embedded below) of the popular broadway musical of the same name - all based on the hit songs of abba - i haven't seen
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POP NOSH: COURTNEY LOVE - IN A SHOPPING CART
Monday June 30 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† what's up with my dear (but wacky) courtney love being pushed in a shopping cart?!? celebslam † the always crazy, sexy, & cool juliette lewis celebrated her 35th birthday! webster's is my bitch † pamela anderson said she thinks jessica simpson is a bitch and a whore (catfight!)
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