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Wednesday August 1 2007 @ 7:39AM
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oh good morning - i'm way tired - last night's bat for lashes gig was awesome - i even spotted kate bosworth in the crowd but the band didn't come on until about 11:45 - although i'm beat - it was totally worth it! (more on the show later) anyways below is the latest national enquirer which is all about exposing the good times with stars and their cellulite (the lumpy substance resembling cottage cheese that is commonly found on the thighs, stomach, and butt...) the main place to spot cellulite of course is the beach where a bikini can expose all the lumps (or a short dress like britney spears is wearing below - i honestly don't know that much about cellulite but it seems to be a pretty common thing - nobody's perfect - and i'm not sure if surgery can really fix it - but i could be wrong - i'm just thankful i don't have to worry about it yet...

i'm way more interested in their lindsay lohan story - where an 'eyewitness' tells all including details on her rumored suicide attempt along w/ info about a supposed three day messy bender (which included booze, coke & ecstasy - and barely any sleep) that the starlet went on before her latest arrest (oh she's far from innocent...) plus there's apparently details of her time in 'celebrity' rehab - like how she would ditch her sobriety coach to get her drink on - and was taking off her ankle alcohol monitoring bracelet left & right - the girl obviously has a lot of problems! of course we'd all like to see her get better & stay that way - only time will tell what will become of ms. lohan & her career! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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† melrose place: amanda woodward's return turns the heat back on! oh la la
† have you seen carmen electra's sex tape yet? egotastic
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† how do you tell your kids about a sex tape? ask pamela anderson! popeater

OH THAT CELLULITE OF THE STARS

They are human like us I mean cellulite is an everyday fight ....for everybody

» this comment was posted by French west indian girl on august 1, 2007 5:25 pm «

I love reading about celebrities as much as anyone else, but these kind of stories are just mean and hurtful. They wonder why stars and their fans are battling eatting disorders. It would be much better if they presented it in a way of saying "Hey! It's normal!", but instead they claim that celebs should be ashamed.

» this comment was posted by Ashley on august 2, 2007 5:51 am «

This rag of a magazine is retarded. People get old, people get fat, and people get cellulite. Big surprise!

» this comment was posted by Mick on august 2, 2007 8:15 am «

I have cellulite like the stars. lots of women have it.

» this comment was posted by joyce hubert on august 14, 2007 4:01 pm «

OH THAT CELLULITE OF THE STARS

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AN UPDATE ON BRAD PITT'S BEARD ...
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 8:05PM
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sadly the beard hasn't gone away - although i seriously wish it would! brad pitt is still rocking that nasty beard (he just arrived in nice, france) which is also going gray - it's starting to remind me of grizzly adams! i don't mind a little facial hair (in fact
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POP NOSH: A HAIR BRUSH LINE? REALLY?
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» would anyone really want paris hilton to take care of their hair? holy moly « » separated at birth: the pete burns & geena davis edition! tabloid prodigy « » guess who is hollywood's most overpaid star? in case you didn't know « » zac efron looks better
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GAGA VS. WALKEN VS. CARTMAN - POKER FACES!
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 7:45AM
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† from dj paul v.this week we bend the rules a little. but it's a teaching moment, about pop culture zeitgeist. in this case, we can only be talking about lady gaga, whose bad romance music video was everywhere last week. and let's face it: we would be lost
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I'M OFF TO SEE RÖYKSOPP!
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 8:15PM
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good evening! i'm super excited to head downtown tonight to see norwegian electronic / chillout duo röyksopp (comprised of cuties torbjørn brundtland / svein berge) play at club nokia - it's the first night of their mini us tour (they're also playing in san francisco and new york) i've been
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POP NOSH: DEPP GETS SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (AGAIN!)
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» johnny depp (not robert pattinson) is 2009's sexiest man alive! the superficial « » heidi montag & spencer pratt are greedy (dumb) bitches! a socialite's life « » amy winehouse has a new addiction: plastic surgery! celebslam « » man whose son accused michael jackson of molestation found
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH TOM CRUISE
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 7:41AM
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good morning! so that's where katie holmes might take us because according to the latest cover of star magazine - ms. holmes turned down the deal supposedly offered to her by hubby tom cruise (you know the rumored deal to stay married which the magazine featured three weeks ago) although
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OH I SMELL A (GLITTER) DISASTER COMING ...
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 9:12PM
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i have zero clue as to why christina aguilera decided to sign onto this movie burlesque (a small-town girl ventures to la and finds her place in a club run by a former dancer) girlfriend should be working on her long overdue new album - not trying to go all
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NINE / KATE HUDSON / CINEMA ITALIANO
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 7:02PM
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hey y'all! normally i don't like to post more than one trailer per movie but i'm making a special exception for the upcoming stage to screen adaptation of the musical nine which i'm so super excited over - i seriously cannot wait to see it next month! (opening in ny/la
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POP NOSH: IT STRIKES AGAIN! IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» guess who is cellulite's latest celebrity victim? yeeeah! « » rob pattinson: 'people' magazine's sexiest (unkempt) man of '09 omg blog « » a new inductee into the paparazzi hall of fame shame! jezebel « » levi johnston's penis won't be making an appearance in 'playgirl' dlisted «
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JOHN STAMOS GETS HIS HOLLYWOOD BLVD STAR
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 8:11AM
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good morning! i knew something was up yesterday when two people in my office told me they spotted cutie john stamos (age 46) on hollywood blvd yesterday and it turns out he was getting his star (#2,393) along the infamous 'walk of fame' - which was probably in conjunction with
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GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Monday November 16 2009 @ 8:22PM
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hey hey! so this crazy looking scantily-clad character (who does have a certain sex appeal about him!) was spotted walking around downtown los angeles earlier today ... can you figure out why he's dressed like that? find out what he's actually up to after the jump ... go!
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BEYONCE / LADY GAGA - VIDEO PHONE - VIDEO!
Monday November 16 2009 @ 6:16PM
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it's finally here! the brand new music video for beyoncé's single video phone (the extended remix version) featuring lady gaga! i certainly wouldn't say it's the best video ever (it does look kind of cheap) but i really like seeing these two ladies bust a move together ... let's just
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POP NOSH: ENRIQUE IGLESIAS WAS TOO HOT FOR TV
Monday November 16 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» get your fill of enrique iglesias' banned music video! tabloid prodigy « » are josh duhamel and fergie in marriage counseling? crazy days & nights « » brad pitt and angelina jolie enjoyed date night at a museum popeater « » paris hilton desperately wants to destroy the
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LADY GAGA IS A MONSTER
Monday November 16 2009 @ 7:26AM
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good morning! as expected the four remaining tracks from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster (out next week) leaked over the weekend (you can easily find the tracks on the web) and i must say girlfriend has eight very strong tracks on her hand - right now i'm all
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HOW TO BE FAMOUS ... BY HEIDI & SPENCER
Sunday November 15 2009 @ 2:58PM
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oh lordy ... when i first heard that heidi montag and spencer pratt were writing a book - i assumed it was a big joke but unfortunately it's not ... their book how to get famous is available starting today (please don't all rush out at once to go buy
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DOLLY PARTON - HERE SHE COMES AGAIN
Saturday November 14 2009 @ 3:53PM
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hey hey! there's nobody out there that can compare to country legend dolly parton - she's seriously the best! now she's got a new dvd/cd out released this past week called dolly parton: live from london which would make the perfect gift this holiday season for any fan of ms.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: KELLAN LUTZ
Friday November 13 2009 @ 9:19PM
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oh my word - i swear you can't go for five minutes without hearing something related to twilight - the stephanie meyer vampire franchise is literally everywhere! right now the craze is in extra high gear because the 2nd installment new moon lands in theaters on november 20th - exactly
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POP NOSH: OH NO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THIS ...
Friday November 13 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» a jon gosselin sex tape (because we haven't been punished enough!) dlisted « » courtney love is finally releasing 'nobody's daughter' in january spinner « » nicole kidman is freaking people out with her new lips the superficial « » jennifer aniston brings her little green bikini back
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RIHANNA - RUSSIAN ROULETTE - VIDEO!
Friday November 13 2009 @ 11:34AM
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hey y'all! i've got the brand new rihanna video for the single russian roulette - when i first heard the song i wasn't all that crazy about it but the track has totally grown on me (and they used it during this week's episode of gossip girl!) besides the video
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS - YOU KNOW ME - VIDEO
Friday November 13 2009 @ 8:17AM
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good morning and happy friday! earlier this week i got a copy of the new robbie williams' album - his eighth studio release - reality killed the video star (which will be available here in the us on tuesday, november 17th) and i'm really digging it - i've always had
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IS JON GOSSELIN GETTING PAID TO SMOKE?
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 9:29PM
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hey everyone! i really can't stand anything gosselin related but as i sift through paparazzi pictures on a daily basis looking for content to write about here on popbytes - i started to notice loser jon gosselin is practically always smoking in pictures - more than anyone else (see examples
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LADY GAGA + BEYONCE ARE ON THE 'TELEPHONE'
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:25PM
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hey hey! oh yes - we've got yet another leak from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster - it's called telephone and features my gal beyoncé ... it's another stellar track (listen below) all of gaga's new material is seriously on fire - my head is about explode (in
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POP NOSH: DOUBLE GROSS
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» oh the thought of these two having sex is too much to bear litely salted « » amy winehouse wants to make her ass bigger to match her boobs the blemish « » what is going on between britney spears and satan?! the superficial « » today's a
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I WANNA KNOW NOW - BOB MARLEY VS. MGMT
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:06AM
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† from dj paul v.one of the joys in finding a great bootleg is when it uses an artist or singer you love, who doesn't get mashed all that often. it makes the pairing all the more heightened. that artist this week is bob marley, whose always uplifting is
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WHAT'S UP W/ AMY WINEHOUSE'S FAUX FRECKLES?
Wednesday November 11 2009 @ 8:42PM
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good evening! everyone seems to be talking about amy winehouse's new big boobs - which she was flaunting last night while out & about in london but i'm wondering what's up with those dumb faux freckles she's been adding to her nose? i highly doubt they're real and it's ridiculous
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POP NOSH: AFTER MONTHS OF SPECULATION ...
Wednesday November 11 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» robert pattinson and kristen stewart were spotted holding hands! popeater « » shauna sand is keeping it classy by letting her nipples slip out celebslam « » tom cruise was keeping tabs on his stepford wife katie holmes lainey gossip « » the truth about 'playgirl' magazine and
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ARE JEN & ANGELINA PLAYING MIND GAMES?
Wednesday November 11 2009 @ 7:12AM
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good morning ... i'm as tired as this story ... please - can't we drop this angle already? i'm so over 'pitting' jennifer aniston and angelina jolie against each other - it's such a tired story - i've been blogging over six years and this story just won't die! the
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ALL SILK SUITS SHOULD BE BURNED!
Tuesday November 10 2009 @ 8:11PM
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good evening! oh i love hottie brody jenner - however i cannot stand the silk suit he was trying to rock out in london last night (silk is best in small doses for guys - ties, hankies etc.) it totally reminds me of those roxbury guys from the now infamous
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POP NOSH: HE NEEDS A 'SILKWOOD' SCRUB DOWN
Tuesday November 10 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» robert pattinson says his personal hygiene is disgusting! amy grindhouse « » did tom cruise threaten to beat up wayward scientologists? the superficial « » guess who is demanding special lighting to mask ugliness? yeeeah! « » singer joss stone is defending marijuana use - again! holy moly
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LADY GAGA - BAD ROMANCE - VIDEO!
Tuesday November 10 2009 @ 8:26AM
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woo hoo! it's finally here ... lady gaga's brand new music video for her super hot track bad romance (off her upcoming november 23rd release the fame: monster) the video is totally epic and brilliant (watch a behind the scenes clip on popeater) i freakin' love it plus i'm beyond
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