hollywood baby secrets…

Why is it odd that a man was snapped putting his shirt on outside on a balcony, haven’t you ever heard of a person laying outside with their shirt off to get some color on their body? It is summer here afterall & it’s not odd that the paparazzi got it, they make their living staking out her houses.
Don’t give the brangeloonies something new to scream about anyway, you know they love accusing Jennifer Aniston of being a PR whore who uses the paparazzi even though their 2 obsessions do the exact same when it suits them.

You can tell aniston’s monster PR b*tch, Stephen Huvane writes her copy and sends it to the rags (with her permission of course), because it’s always the same script (‘Jen’s New Man!! ‘It’s Getting Serious!’ “Jen’s Man Moves In!’ ‘Jen’s Man better than ALL her exes in Bed’! Jen’s Pregnant, Jen’s Married) – it just has SUCH a gay man’s b*tchy stamp – you know, HIS idea of what the minimvan females in middle america want to read about poor sad rejected Jen ‘happy at last?’ Funny thing is – it’s pretty brilliant. bottomline is, it’s TWO WHOLE YEARS & SOME CHANGE, and this b*tch is STILL living her LIFE according to how she’s perceived in the tabloids, and what people think of her! It’s pretty sad. Rumor has it that she’s going to appear on an Oprah segment again to hawk her new reality show, and God forbid she be in the SAME EXACT PLACE she was when they had their ‘Poor pitiful ME’ champagne toast TWO YEARS ago! Enter, a strategically timed balding aged career-less male model or sperm donor, take your pick. Tsk, tsk.