brad to jen: dump your new man!



hey kids! oh yes – it’s tabloid time here on popbytes – i’ve got the latest cover of STAR magazine below which is all about brad pitt worried about jen aniston‘s new man hottie model paul sculfor – supposedly warning her to dump him! (via a ‘touching’ phone call) oh poor jen – she just can’t seem to escape from being a gossip target! it still blows my mind by how much people seem to love to read about her – especially in conjunction with her ex – mr. pitt & his lady angelina jolie (although her name is left out of the cover drama this time…) i will agree that from what i’ve read about her new beau – he does seem like a sketchy character so jen does need to watch herself BUT let’s keep in mind she’s only been on maybe a few dates along with a sleepover or two (of course she needs a little nookie – i’d do him too!) she’s not exactly walking down the aisle yet – everyone needs to calm themselves down and let the woman date!



in other stories they’ve got an update on the pregnancy status of fourteen celebs – i don’t think nicole richie is preggers (at least not anymore…) but i will put some money down on christina aguilera having a baby with her hubby jordan bratman…and what about janet jackson?!? for some reason i can’t see her having a child but then again you never know! right below that there’s some drama about shar jackson being pregnant again with kevin federline…i don’t think britney spears or anyone else for that matter gives a shit! let them have a fucking baker’s dozen – who cares?!? last but not least – there’s a story about paris hilton‘s supposed suicide drama – and her prison meltdown! i can’t wait to see how long the new ‘god & light loving’ attitude lasts for ms. hilton! i’m willing to give her a clean slate but i’m leaning towards thinking that paris’ changed ways & attitude won’t last very long but only time will tell! popbytes over & out for tonight…xxoo!


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  • stupid

    Do you get paid to advertise for these rags popbytes? If so, that would explain your hilarious lack of critical thinking skills. If you’re just shilling say so. But you’d be a lot more entertaining if you actually called them out.

  • http://popbytes.com/ MK

    i do not get paid to post the covers – they are just good jumping off points for conversation and gossip – and people seem to like seeing them – plus they are usually here on popbytes first before any other site – i don’t take the magazines seriously – we all know you have to take tabloid covers with a grain of salt…

  • Overpaid Shallow Celebrity Dresser

    If true, it’s getting kind of funny. The Star I don’t usually trust, but they had the news on Whoopi and The View gig.
    This guy with Aniston is actually prettier than Brad. And Angie’s looking so run down lately… Jen’s looking way better. Maybe someone is missing what he had, hmmm???
    And I LOVE the early sneak views of the covers!

  • Overpaid Shallow Celebrity Dresser

    Correction on my last post. Star and Enquirer are great… it’s US I can’t stand. Half the time it seems like US is really stretching for stories, let alone accuracy.

  • jules

    cant believe pop really doesnt get it about aniston. She WANTS to get the attention. Really, what else is going on in her life? shilling water? Career in the toilet…dating (maybe) someone who is just as much an attention whore as she is. Her agent is doing her no good at all. all this news about her conveniently timed to Brad and Angelina’s movies coming out? man, pops, you are very naive.
    I doubt Brad has spoken to Jennifer in years. They are DONE.

  • alana

    Does no one else think it odd that all of a sudden, Jennifer Aniston is all over the place.. selling bottled water.(.really bad for the environment Jen), and maybe adopting..then no she isnt ..maybe has a new boyfriend then.. no not really.. all around the same time as her ex and his woman are all over the place promoting films?
    Same thing happened last year when Shiloh was born…we got all the fake engagement stories. I think Aniston’s agent is leaking this stuff.. only to turn around and deny it a few days later. Are we supposed to feel sorry for her again, because this new guy is using her? Im sorry.. im tired of the pity party for this woman.

  • aimee

    Everyone loves to read about her? Oh please… only because of who she was once married to. If she had divorced tate donovan.. do you think anyone would care?
    She caused this triangle story to become bigger than it would have because of that Vanity Fair article where she whined and cried and let her friends crucify her ex and his new love.
    Now we have to put up with all these poor Jen stories.. is she ok? will she find love again? Blech! I could care less.
    Without the Brad connection, she would be Lisa Kudrow… without the talent.

  • carnie

    Aniston is using this model dude, the same way HE is using her.
    She is a joke!

  • caren

    alana, it doesnt surprise me that Jennifer is promoting expensive bottled water.. she could be helping third world citizens get any kind of water!! But really, how would that benefit her? Like she once said”charity is not my thing” Also, she said that adopting was “not for me”, so I dont know why anyone believed that adoption story.

  • Overpaid Shallow Celebrity Dresser

    Jen Aniston isn’t doing any pity-party here. Hey when I look at Lindsay, Paris & Nicole and see them screw up their lives over nothing, I think Jen held it together damn well. Angie ain’t exactly chicken scratch. Younger, prettier… Oscar winner… and the media glare. That’s enough to make a woman lose her figure or throw her gym workouts the window. AJ and JA have different careers.

  • http://allwomenstalk.com/viewstory/?p=37220&url=http://popbytes.com/archive/2007/0 tina

    what are you talking about ?what does Brad think he is ,Jen is not famous because of him she is an actress as well and very known and talented one ,i really like her not because i feel pity for her but only that she is the good one i like you Jen just go ahead and that guy that is next to you oh he is lucky and that is for sure ….

  • mel

    i think people should not buy these mags, cant think how they can exist anyway as they must get sued alot but then maybe the people they pick on cant be bothered anymore hoping that the general public have a bit of intelegence, as anyone that buys them knows its not the truth, so betterto buy a good book if you want fiction

  • anonymous

    This story is 100% untrue..i honestly think if he called her saying dump your new man she would tell him to go fuck off. Like he should talk hes the biggest scumbag of them all. Jennifer Aniston is awesome..she NEVER needed Brad Pitt to be famous. She did not start dating him til 1998 and the TV show “Friends”(in which, she made $1 million dollars per episode) began years before she was even introduced to Brad.
    And for all of you who bitch that she doesnt do charity work..google jennifer aniston & st judes hospital..shes been donating money for cancer longer than jolie has been donating to 3rd world countries.

  • PAM

    Good for you Jennifer. You will meet Mr. Wonderful in time, and until than enjoy yourself. Mr. Brad Pit is an idiot. He and Joli will fall apart in time, remember, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!! For some reason Mr. Pitt does not realize he has gone from a beautiful all around woman, to a VERY USED UP WOMAN THAT ALOT OF MAKE UP COVERS UP HER FLAWS. I look at her as a poor excuse for a mother, no matter if they are hers by birth or not. There are 100s of children her in our own country she can adopt and I am ashamed of them both. Brad’s parents must really be proud of their famous son, of course I am joking.

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