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Wednesday May 2 2007 @ 6:28AM
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good morning everyone! oh i'm tired - i had a great night last night which included attending a record release party for tori amos - she performed a lovely short set and it was awesome to hear some of her new songs played live ('almost rosey' is the best) i'll post some pictures from the event in the next day or so...

i'm still all out of my element but i do have the latest cover of STAR magazine which is all about the kids 'crisis' in hollywood - front & center is britney spears - and the question is what's up with her baby boy jayden james who seems to have made very little public appearances in the past eight months...he's probably frightened by the appearance of his mom - just look at her below - yikes! she has been dressing so horrible lately - plus those blue contacts are still making the rounds - she needs a really good stylist and fast! i'll be back later - i've got a bunch of running around to do but popbytes will return to its normal posting schedule shortly! i'm over & out for now...xxoo!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRITNEY'S BABY?!?

Color me jealous, "Mr. Tori Amos listening party". I'll be swinging by Fontana's after work...see ya there!

» this comment was posted by Hannah on may 2, 2007 7:31 am «

i dont see why its such a big deal. katie and tom hid suri for however long, and she was fine. michael jackson is STILL hiding his kids faces, although hes crazy.. who knows, im sure shes just not ready for the world to see him.

» this comment was posted by aly on may 2, 2007 10:49 am «

What's wrong with Britney's Baby? One word: Genetics

» this comment was posted by sk8rgurl on may 2, 2007 3:48 pm «

He probably has fetal alcohol symndrome. I'm not making light of it either. But we all know momma didn't stop boozing when she was pregnant. She sucks as a human being.

» this comment was posted by lynne on may 2, 2007 3:55 pm «

fetal alcohol syndrome. duh. look at the other kid, he's got it too.

» this comment was posted by gabs on may 3, 2007 8:25 am «

Looking bad lately?! She hasn't looked good in years (unless you count the occasional right choice).

» this comment was posted by Stephanie on may 3, 2007 12:13 pm «

Yeah - FAS for sure. If that is the least of his problems, frankly, I'd be surprised. I'm sure he was born with quite the hankering for a few stronger things too.

» this comment was posted by Mia on may 3, 2007 2:03 pm «

WTF is up with that damn hat? She needs to steer clear of headgear full stop because manly hats with fishnets don't go unless you're starring in Cabaret or some sh!t.

» this comment was posted by Charlotte on may 3, 2007 2:47 pm «

possibly FAS..but maybe he has a deformaty like suri did..( the pink birthmark on her face)

» this comment was posted by katie on may 4, 2007 12:37 pm «

With Britney as the mother, there could be a lot of possible reasons. Or a combination of them. I don't see Spears as a responsible mother, so she was probably doing drugs and/or boozing up while pregnant. My sympathy goes out to that poor child.

» this comment was posted by Kelli on may 10, 2007 1:15 pm «

get off her back im sure almost all your moms drank with you , maybe she did drink maybe she didnt . shes new to being a mom , motherhood dont come with a book now does it

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on may 12, 2007 2:22 pm «

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Friday September 5 2008 @ 9:40PM
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Friday September 5 2008 @ 7:55PM
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Friday September 5 2008 @ 8:14AM
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Thursday September 4 2008 @ 9:50PM
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Thursday September 4 2008 @ 7:50PM
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Thursday September 4 2008 @ 12:55PM
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Thursday September 4 2008 @ 8:05AM
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good morning! oh i'm loving this short work week (tomorrow is already friday) and this coming sunday i'll be covering the video music awards which i'm extra excited about since mtv confirmed yesterday that britney spears is going to open the show - not a performance but something supposedly fun
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DAMN - THAT MUST'VE HURT!
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 10:50PM
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oh my word - i'm all for body piercing (i've got both of my nipples pierced along w/ my bellybutton and my neck...yes my neck...i know it does sound a bit odd but i really wanted to get pierced in a place most people don't - i've had it for
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Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 8:25PM
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good evening! since this morning i wrote up a whole rant on sarah palin - i don't think i can write about her again although she is featured front & center on the latest cover of national enquirer with her dark secrets - i'm quite sure we'll finding out some
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Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† lame ass vp nominee sarah palin landed on the cover of four tabloid magazines this week dlisted † britney spears thinks her dad jamie actually saved her life (which he did) i'm not obsessed † jessica simpson opens up about why she almost quit singing (because she sucks)
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JAMIE LYNN REMINDS ME OF BRISTOL PALIN...
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 6:00AM
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(...except her mom lynne spears isn't running for vice president) oh good morning everyone (i'm taking a deep breath right about now...) although the latest star magazine cover is featuring baby daddy drama for new teenage mom jamie lynn spears and her daughter maddie briann (read about that messy situation
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Tuesday September 2 2008 @ 9:30PM
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Tuesday September 2 2008 @ 7:10PM
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POP NOSH: PAM ANDERSON & MICHAEL JACKSON?
Tuesday September 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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