pop nosh: no clemency for paris hilton!












if you feel the need to sign a petition for ms. hilton – sign this one which demands no clemency!!

is paris really that dumb? she was spotted out driving! isn’t she supposed to not drive right now?

at least she’s relaxed! here she is taking a toke of pot – which she won’t be able to do in prison

cate blanchett quickly redeemed herself from the other night by looking like a normal gal again…

oh poor kathy griffin – here she is tumbling out of a cab & her face is completely expressionless!

brooke hogan is still promoting her album ‘undiscovered’ – i actually dug her single ‘about us’…

go ricki! go ricki! ms. lake lost a ton of weight – she’s down to 123lbs which is lighter than me!

kelly clarkson’s upcoming new album finally got a release date in july but execs think it is crap!

lily allen debuted her new clothing line over in the UK – she’s so cute – i just simply adore her!

kate moss was out & about in a see through dress – of course she wasn’t wearing any boob support

janice dickinson should be eating more than just ice cream! she’s cool but damn she looks way thin

jessica simpson brings her breasts to the fashion institute gala – ugh! she looks freakin’ horrid!

dina lohan continues to be a pest in hollywood – she even covered red carpet for ‘georgia rule’…

i swear denim needs to reserved for jeans only – check out cameron diaz in a hideous denim jumper!

oh i love super mario and his brother luigi! what if mario was a real person living in brooklyn?!?

BONUS LINK comedy writer ken levine reviews last night’s idol – go jordin sparks & melinda doolittle!
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