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Wednesday May 9 2007 @ 8:43AM
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good morning boys & girls! this week's STAR magazine is all about the whole paris hilton going to prison scenario - the start of her prison time is only weeks away (june 5th) unless her lame attempt at an appeal goes through - girlfriend should just buckle down and serve the time - i'm all ready to be on prison watch - 45 fun filled days & nights with: lesbian gangs, group showers, strip searches, and filthy bedding! if she's in prison i doubt she'll be doing any promotion for the new season of the simple life which premieres on E! on may 28th! i wonder what nicole richie has to say about her BFF possibly heading to the big house (maybe she should join her - gosh they can film another season of 'the simple life' - the jailbird edition!)

at the top the magazine finally gives a break to angelina jolie & brad pitt by claiming everything is ok - with ms. jolie giving him a second chance...at the bottom we've got sheryl crow adopting a baby (that's news to me - and i'm a huge fan of ms. crow's) then there's lindsay lohan back on the party train with a cocaine & ecstasy binge - and last there's jessica simpson who isn't wearing a fat suit - she looks terrible these days - overly tan and getting chunky - i miss the 'old' jessica - she has looked much better in the past - hopefully she'll ditch scuzzy boyfriend john mayer and pull herself back together! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

INSIDE PARIS HILTON'S PRISON HELL!

Toss her in the cooler and throw away the key.

» this comment was posted by paul on may 9, 2007 1:35 pm «

She deserves everything.If she loses her appeal, they should double it!! Why can she flaunt the law. Is she that stupid "she didn't read the papers.Now she is insulting blondes. this time I hope $$$ can't buy freedom. She has disgraced herself enough!!

» this comment was posted by Lee Dwyer on may 9, 2007 4:34 pm «

throw her in jail and toss the key away

» this comment was posted by brian on may 9, 2007 5:41 pm «

I would like to think that Paris aka(The Painfull One)does hard time but as usuall she will go in there and get the star treatment...Private cell with all the bells and whistles... This woman is a disgrace to the Hilton family name..The name Hilton always stood for elegence and class now it might as well just be a cheap $2.00 hotel after she has destroyed its name.. Conrad must be turning in his grave...Do us all a favour you moron and just dissapear from our lives you stuck up..spoilt little brat..

» this comment was posted by mark on may 9, 2007 7:09 pm «

She needs to be in the general prison population for fairness and to maximize her learning experience. Also they need to put her a cell block with all African American male guards so we can potentially get a better sex tape out of her. That one we would all watch. I could just hear " Here's that Tuna sandwich you wanted, and here's another one baby and another. She would be very sticky at the end and will have learned an important lesson.

» this comment was posted by Serge on may 16, 2007 8:58 pm «

I have already started my diary! http://parishiltonsprisondiary.com xxxoooxxxooo Paris H!

» this comment was posted by Paris on may 21, 2007 6:45 pm «

Dear Ms. Paris Hilton: When you are released from prison, I have a wonderful idea for your cause: I am a minister's wife who is bipolar. I have had this disease for 8 years now. Only someone like you could take up the cause and be a voice for us and help educate people on what is like to be in a body as if you had two minds. They still look at me as some kind of freak. I try to live it secretively. I go to my psychiatrist every month and I am on 5 antipsychotic medications. I went on a manic trip lasting for 6 months and credit carded myself into bankruptcy. My husband's is declining because of me. Yes, I have thought suicide because we have no money and do not see a way out. Please pray the Lord will give us strength. My husband had a heart attack last year and I know it is because of me. He has to remind me to take a bath, and basically do everything else. I feel I have a bond with you. A manic/depressive, ie, bipolar, person sometimes lives life on earth as pure hell. I know where I am going when I die - to heave to be with my sweet Jesus and I won't have two brains fighting, just peace. Some days, I can hardly get out of bed. I was misdiagnosed for 13 years as just being severely depressed. I went to a femali psychiatrist who diagnosed me correctly as being bipolar. I feel so sorry for you. Even if you have money, it will never, ever take away the disease. It might help it be better to deal with (I sure would like to try it - I get 600.00 a month from disability and all of that goes for medication). I would love to help you with your cause for bipolarism. Honestly, the Lord laid this on my heart this morning to try to get in touch with you. I pray for you daily. I have institutionalized 3 times for things I have done to myself because of my disease I could only tell you (of course my husband and doctor know ) because I am ashamed of them.I know what it is like to sit beside someone who is a murderer, streetwalker, abuser, dangerous, and that keeps me humble and realize we are all equal at the FOOT OF THE CROSS. You are like a little lost sheep, but guess who holds you in his arms! Our sweet Jesus!!!!!!!!!!! With lots of prayer and lovel Rev. Mark and Mrs. Sally O. Sink 1-336-883-1277 100 Birch Tree Lane Thomasville, NC 27369

» this comment was posted by sally o sink on june 22, 2007 6:46 am «

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GWB IS A SITTING PRESIDENT
Sunday October 12 2008 @ 7:33PM
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good evening! i simply had to share this hilarious promotional poster for the oliver stone directed film w. (watch the trailer) which opens this friday (october 17th) starring josh brolin as our president george w. bush (oh thank heavens he'll be gone from office in just a few months -
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BRAD & ANGELINA FENCE THEMSELVES IN
Sunday October 12 2008 @ 1:15PM
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hey hey! after last week's whirlwind visit to the states - brad pitt and angelina jolie are back in berlin, germany (where brad is filming the new quentin tarantino wwii flick inglorious bastards) and at their rented lake wannsee villa (palais schlosspark) the couple is adding some extra privacy measures
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS - I HATE THIS PART - VIDEO
Saturday October 11 2008 @ 7:13PM
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i've already posted two brand new videos (britney's womanizer & beyonce's if i were a boy) so i figured one more can't hurt (things always come in threes right?) it's the latest video from pussycat dolls for their new single i hate this part off their recently released album
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BEYONCE - IF I WERE A BOY - VIDEO!
Saturday October 11 2008 @ 1:11PM
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hey hey! here's another hot video premiere - this time it's beyonce with her brand new single if i were a boy which i'm totally in love with - it's such a great ballad - and ms. knowles is looking quite fierce in her police uniform! watch the video below
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BRITNEY SPEARS - WOMANIZER - VIDEO!
Saturday October 11 2008 @ 1:31AM
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before i go to bed - i had to post the brand new uncensored video from britney spears for her sexy new single womanizer - watch it below - it's super hot - girlfriend is back big time and about to make a huge splash with her upcoming album circus!
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I'M OFF TO SEE DUFFY!
Friday October 10 2008 @ 7:35PM
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good evening! tonight i'm heading downtown to the orpheum theatre to finally see duffy live in concert - i first posted about the welsh soul singer back in january and a bunch of times since then (all my previous duffy posts are listed below) i fell simply head over heels
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POP NOSH: MEET THE 105 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!
Friday October 10 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† meet dear old clara meadmore - the world's oldest virgin at the ripe age of 105! dlisted † one time mess britney spears doesn't know what the hell she was thinking... yeeeah! † hugh hefner's new twin girlfriends karissa and kristina take oh so lovely mugshots celebslam †
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TYRA TEACHES JANET ABOUT FIERCE EYES...
Friday October 10 2008 @ 7:27AM
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good morning & happy friday! i'm in love with the picture below (i should have it blown up and framed) taken when tyra banks visited janet jackson last month in las vegas right before ms. jackson's concert at mandalay bay on sept 19th - ms. banks is totally teaching ms.
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ROBYN - COBRASTYLE - VIDEO!
Thursday October 9 2008 @ 11:20PM
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hey! today the good folks over at spinner premiered the latest video from swedish pop sensation robyn for her super hot dance/electro cover of cobrastyle (check out cobrastyle - teddybears style from '04) robyn's version is quite different from the original but it's just as good - if not better!
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MELANIE C - PREGNANT & PERFORMING!
Thursday October 9 2008 @ 8:10PM
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good evening! below i've got a pregnant & glowing melanie chisholm performing earlier tonight at the hard rock cafe over in manchester, england - to help aid the caron keating foundation (which helps cancer charities) i've always loved mel c. - ever since her days as sporty spice - i
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BRITNEY SPEARS WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT!
Thursday October 9 2008 @ 6:30PM
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hey hey! it was just announced that britney spears will be partaking in 90 minute documentary tentatively called for the record - scheduled to air over on mtv on november 30th - just two days before her 27th birthday and the release of her highly anticipated new comeback album circus
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POP NOSH: ANGELINA JOLIE'S BREASTFEEDING PICS
Thursday October 9 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† a gorgeous angelina jolie graces the new cover of w magazine while breastfeeding the blemish † amy winehouse's friends don't know what else to do but keep suicide watch... celebslam † actress lauren bacall is just calling it like she sees it - tom cruise is a maniac
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CALL ME KYLIE - BLONDIE VS MS. MINOGUE
Thursday October 9 2008 @ 8:20AM
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good morning boys & girls! the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. takes on two of my favorites - blondie & kylie minogue (who has a new boyfriend) and mashes them perfectly together in one totally fun track entitled call me kylie - please have a listen for yourself
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BEYONCE - IF I WERE A BOY & SINGLE LADIES
Wednesday October 8 2008 @ 11:10PM
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update! now you can watch beyonce's video for if i were a boy over here! hey hey! oh happy day - today beyoncé released not just one but two brand new tracks (have a listen below for yourself and then decide which you like better) marking the official promotional
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PROJECT RUNWAY'S SEASON FINALE IS UNDERWAY!
Wednesday October 8 2008 @ 8:21PM
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good evening! tonight marks the kick-off of the two part season finale of project runway (season #5) this season has been decent enough (i liked last season better w/ winner christian siriano) i've been rooting for leanne marshall because i love her demeanor & style - she totally reminds me
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