good morning boys & girls! this week's STAR magazine is all about the whole paris hilton going to prison scenario - the start of her prison time is only weeks away (june 5th) unless her lame attempt at an appeal goes through - girlfriend should just buckle down and serve the time - i'm all ready to be on prison watch - 45 fun filled days & nights with: lesbian gangs, group showers, strip searches, and filthy bedding! if she's in prison i doubt she'll be doing any promotion for the new season of the simple life which premieres on E! on may 28th! i wonder what nicole richie has to say about her BFF possibly heading to the big house (maybe she should join her - gosh they can film another season of 'the simple life' - the jailbird edition!)
at the top the magazine finally gives a break to angelina jolie & brad pitt by claiming everything is ok - with ms. jolie giving him a second chance...at the bottom we've got sheryl crow adopting a baby (that's news to me - and i'm a huge fan of ms. crow's) then there's lindsay lohan back on the party train with a cocaine & ecstasy binge - and last there's jessica simpson who isn't wearing a fat suit - she looks terrible these days - overly tan and getting chunky - i miss the 'old' jessica - she has looked much better in the past - hopefully she'll ditch scuzzy boyfriend john mayer and pull herself back together! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
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† yikes! what the hell is jenna jameson wearing?! hollywood rag «
† supposedly the FBI has john edwards' sex tape! yeeeah! «
† alex rodriguez: from vadge to kate to cameron! dlisted «
† lady gaga on her day off, with no make-up! amy grindhouse «
† jennifer aniston bikini pictures go ass up! egotastic «
† holly madison's cleavage can make a lot of money ... hollywood tuna «
† brad and angelina bring their PDA action to the super bowl! popsugar «
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Toss her in the cooler and throw away the key.