hey hey! tonight on the late show with dave letterman - the latest american idol reject aka sanjaya malakar (i still adore that sanjaya anthem) will be presenting the top ten list on things he learned from being on idol! now that he's gone from the competition i can appreciate him a drop more - i've even made amends with my pal kevin at work (oh yes he was the one who voted for sanjaya 15x last go round) i'm excited to see what happens this week - plus there's that whole idol gives back thing going down - could be good times? (i don't know about that whole celine dion & elvis presley questionable duet...) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
PS this week regis philbin returns to his morning show with kelly ripa and yup dave letterman will be regis' first guest! (don't forget they used the very same doctor for their successful heart surgeries!)
 |
things sanjaya malakar learned from american idol
10. the camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk
9. work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place
8. it's very important to "keep it real, dawg"
7. i should have gone for the immunity idol – oh wait, that's "survivor"
6. on-camera simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk
5. voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel
4. when you forget the words, just do this
(sanjaya belts out a riff like "ohhhhhhhh")
3. honestly, i thought i was auditioning for "are you smarter than a 5th grader?"
2. nothing
1. america loves performers with bad hair – right, dave? |
TAGS
†
MORE AMERICAN IDOL + TELEVISION POSTS
† video fix: 'the sarah silverman program' is back
† happy 40th birthday sesame street!
† desperate trashwives?
† 'sesame street' does 'mad men'
† the bitch is back!
HOT LINKS!
† portia de rossi: the first lady of our fight for marriage equality the advocate «
† michael jackson's doctor has been charged with manslaughter! popeater «
† how does one ask for this hair? who would ask for this hair? lainey gossip «
† yikes! what the hell is jenna jameson wearing?! hollywood rag «
† supposedly the FBI has john edwards' sex tape! yeeeah! «
† alex rodriguez: from vadge to kate to cameron! dlisted «
† lady gaga on her day off, with no make-up! amy grindhouse «
† jennifer aniston bikini pictures go ass up! egotastic «
† holly madison's cleavage can make a lot of money ... hollywood tuna «
† brad and angelina bring their PDA action to the super bowl! popsugar «
|
SANJAYA DOES THE LETTERMAN TOP TEN!
» this comment was posted by nikAy on april 24, 2007 9:18 am «
» this comment was posted by kim iero on april 25, 2007 6:10 am «
» this comment was posted by redwolf on april 25, 2007 5:25 pm «
|
GOOD MORNING, BEYONCÉ!
Monday February 8 2010 @ 9:30PM
FILED UNDER BEYONCE
PERMALINK
my girl beyoncé was spotted by photographers on the balcony of her hotel in rio de janeiro - it looks like girlfriend just woke up (from either a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare!) if you ever wondered what ms. knowles sleeps in at night - now you know! popbytes
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }
CATCH THE FEVER
Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 8:55PM
FILED UNDER BEYONCE
PERMALINK
good evening! let's all give up for beyoncé - girlfriend walked off with six grammy awards the other night (they should have given her all ten she was nominated for!) now she's celebrating the release of her very first fragrance heat which is apparently selling quite well (i saw an
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }
|
the los angeles times calls popbytes
gushy takes on the latest dish; the star-struck fan's alternative to defamer
dec 1st '05 pg E30
popbytes is funny, witty and so bloody trashy and informative that you'll be stuck on it for hours. HOURS WE TELL YOU. - iamalwaysright.co.uk
the wall st journal calls popbytes spirited takes on pop culture, music, television
nov 12th '04 pg B6
| |
my winning (!) banner design for
courtney love's hot single hold onto me |
|
Conan pwns Letterman anyday!