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paris hilton’s lawyer got all up in michael k and 14′s faces over that hilarious poster spoof…

oh the power of airbrushing…normally kelly ripa has an outtie but not on the cover of ‘shape’!

HBO, vampires, alan ball, & anna paquin – oh my! sounds like a hot formula for a new TV series…

marilyn manson’s upcoming album sounds like one for the kids – cannibal music w/ an upbeat swing!

i’ve missed having a street hooker of the day – here’s mischa barton taking her turn at the part!

david beckham has new ink – a huge forearm tattoo! gosh he totally makes me weak in the knees!

porn diva jenna jameson continues to shrink down to a scary size and now she is losing her fans!

anyone up for a little strip tease with dita von teese? at least when she was done she was clean!

avril lavigne got a $9.5 million mansion w/ 10 bathrooms – one for each of her nasty attitudes…

tao in vegas is now throwing ‘princess parties’ for lame ass ‘socialites’ – 1st up kim kardashian!

tuesday is the big DNA reveal! if birkhead is the dad (he is) stern will not fight him for custody

JR rotem (that scrubby producer britney was hanging with) speaks about his relationship w/ spears

mandy moore gets wet and shows off her coinslot in ‘elle’ – it sounds dirty but it’s really not…

ashlee simpson and pete wentz are still together – each day he loses points over dating a simpson

nicole kidman is not pregnant – at this point i don’t she’ll be having any kids with keith urban
björk we are earth intruders what the buck?

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Eva Mendes on Ryan Gosling: I've never felt so creatively satisfied!
Jessica Simpson is so huge right now, is she having quintuplets?
Evan Dando and other celebrities caught (supposedly) doing drugs!
Jen Aniston says there's no feud with Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie!
Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan just became new parents!
Madonna has released the standard edition cover art for MDNA
OMG! How many poodles had to die to make Lindsay Lohan’s new coat?
Lana Del Rey has decided to postpone her tour after the SNL drama!
Kourtney Kardashian displayed her growing baby bump down in Mexico!

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