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Tuesday April 24 2007 @ 10:21PM
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good evening! oh yes it's the latest cover of national enquirer (a little earlier than normal!) which is still harping all over angelina jolie...this time they've pegged her with some kind of horrible deadly disease - oi vey! at least they've added a positive spin to the tale with adding in that sexy partner of hers brad pitt is coming to her rescue! i think everything is quite honky dory with the couple right now - just today ms. jolie filed papers in court to have her new son's name changed from pax thien jolie to pax thien jolie-pitt!

on that whole alec baldwin nasty voicemail - lordy that whole thing is a mess! i hope him and lady kim basinger are able to settle things soon - damn that's one fucked up situation! (poor ireland) then there's katie couric who i could take or leave - i've never been a huge fan (i live for diane sawyer & barbara walters!) and obviously this tabloid has it out for ms. couric - she's been featured on the cover a number of times! i do have a sinking feeling that her evening news gig at CBS won't work out in the end...and my gal kelly ripa would be a dumbass if she left her morning show - that's a pretty sweet gig!

i've totally saved the best for last (oh vanessa williams) there's a new scandal involving american idol hopeful sanjaya malakar's mother - who was apparently busted for growing 300 marijuana plants! with his whole peaceful hippie vibe - i'm not surprised at all! gosh i wonder what variety of weed she was growing? such a shame when someone gets caught for that - oh yes i'm all for legalization of sweet sweet mary jane! (everyone should have a toke now & again) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

PS oh my gosh! will rosie o'donnell announce tomorrow on the view that she's leaving the show?!? whatever you may think of her - she did bring ratings and a ton of visibility to the show! i'm a little stunned about this is...if it's true!

OH ANGELINA JOLIE'S DEADLY DISEASE...

This %$#% is ridiculous LOL!!!! Although i do love that Brad is trying to save her life considering that last week he wanted out and they were going through a trial separation, wonder if they are going to tell us what this mysterious disease is.

» this comment was posted by Common Sense on april 24, 2007 10:26 pm «

yeah yeah yeah

» this comment was posted by Swatcat on april 25, 2007 8:52 am «

I seriously doubt if Angelina was fighting a deadly disease she would consider or even be allowed to adopt a child. Total BS.

» this comment was posted by jj on april 25, 2007 10:08 am «

oh my gawd! shes gonna die!

» this comment was posted by Sexy on april 25, 2007 11:30 am «

maybe she has diabetes from not eating.

» this comment was posted by K on april 25, 2007 3:41 pm «

Sounds like she's hungry -- quick! Someone bring her a sandwich!

» this comment was posted by J on april 25, 2007 5:05 pm «

Too many people envying Brad and Angelina's life. So my question is envious is contagious?

» this comment was posted by observer says on april 25, 2007 5:37 pm «

Hell yeah, finally this ugly bitch is receiving what she deserve.
I know National Enquirer is a fucking cheap tabloid, but I'm really hoping this is true.
DIE, Angelina, DIE. Period

» this comment was posted by Jesse on april 25, 2007 6:43 pm «

who cares if she has a deadly disease? there are more important things in the world to care about. Like what I am gonna eat tonight.

» this comment was posted by amle on april 25, 2007 10:30 pm «

Bullshit.. if she was that sick as told she couldn't adopt a child :)

» this comment was posted by chen on april 26, 2007 1:50 am «

תהיו טובים.

תחי מדינת ישראל

» this comment was posted by סיגל on april 26, 2007 2:20 am «

It's an eating disorder and is called Anorexia.

Unlike other women who suffer from it- she's got all the money to hire all the help she needs.

Next time before you add 3 children to your family within a year- be mentally stable first.

» this comment was posted by me on april 26, 2007 3:02 am «

What no more TOMB-RAIDER

» this comment was posted by mike from israel on april 26, 2007 5:36 am «

Angelina eats fresh veg and fruit with baked fish and chicken.. She's not starving but that diet doesn't allow much weight gain.. She needs whole grain bread, milk and maybe a icecream soda now and then.

» this comment was posted by Clementines on april 26, 2007 10:25 am «

חבל עליה לא מגיע לה .

» this comment was posted by שי on april 26, 2007 2:22 pm «

Hee-larious.

While she fights for her life, she still finds time to shoot movies, raise a big family, and become the head of the newly powerful Global Action for Children advocacy organization.

» this comment was posted by Brangelina on april 27, 2007 5:11 am «

even better! she got what she deserved!!!!

» this comment was posted by adamadagirl on april 29, 2007 1:20 am «

i´m not agree, i think she is really battling a deadly disease, and we should not be as bad as we are writting that kind of messages. don ´t forget life is just a game...

» this comment was posted by Mary on april 30, 2007 2:41 pm «

She reaps what she sow.

» this comment was posted by linn j on may 2, 2007 11:08 pm «

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