popbytes { OH ANGELINA JOLIE'S DEADLY DISEASE... }

ANGELINA JOLIE
AND JOHNNY DEPP?

MARIAH CAREY'S
TWO NEW VIDEOS!

JARED LETO
IS A CUTIE!

HEIDI MONTAG'S
FROZEN FACE!

MY FAVORITE
ALBUMS OF '09!

AVATAR IS
AMAZING!

» NEXT CONGRATS ASIA - THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL!
« PREV POP NOSH: JRM - NEW (& CUTE) REHAB KING

Tuesday April 24 2007 @ 10:21PM
FILED UNDER NATIONAL ENQUIRER
PERMALINK | TAGS

good evening! oh yes it's the latest cover of national enquirer (a little earlier than normal!) which is still harping all over angelina jolie...this time they've pegged her with some kind of horrible deadly disease - oi vey! at least they've added a positive spin to the tale with adding in that sexy partner of hers brad pitt is coming to her rescue! i think everything is quite honky dory with the couple right now - just today ms. jolie filed papers in court to have her new son's name changed from pax thien jolie to pax thien jolie-pitt!

on that whole alec baldwin nasty voicemail - lordy that whole thing is a mess! i hope him and lady kim basinger are able to settle things soon - damn that's one fucked up situation! (poor ireland) then there's katie couric who i could take or leave - i've never been a huge fan (i live for diane sawyer & barbara walters!) and obviously this tabloid has it out for ms. couric - she's been featured on the cover a number of times! i do have a sinking feeling that her evening news gig at CBS won't work out in the end...and my gal kelly ripa would be a dumbass if she left her morning show - that's a pretty sweet gig!

i've totally saved the best for last (oh vanessa williams) there's a new scandal involving american idol hopeful sanjaya malakar's mother - who was apparently busted for growing 300 marijuana plants! with his whole peaceful hippie vibe - i'm not surprised at all! gosh i wonder what variety of weed she was growing? such a shame when someone gets caught for that - oh yes i'm all for legalization of sweet sweet mary jane! (everyone should have a toke now & again) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

PS oh my gosh! will rosie o'donnell announce tomorrow on the view that she's leaving the show?!? whatever you may think of her - she did bring ratings and a ton of visibility to the show! i'm a little stunned about this is...if it's true!

TAGS
†

MORE NATIONAL ENQUIRER POSTS
† jennifer & marc: the final explosion!
† national enquirer - back on popbytes!
† britney & kevin reuniting? hmmm...
† janet explodes & mariah flips!
† what is sarah palin hiding?

HOT LINKS!
† portia de rossi: the first lady of our fight for marriage equality the advocate «
† michael jackson's doctor has been charged with manslaughter! popeater «
† how does one ask for this hair? who would ask for this hair? lainey gossip «
† yikes! what the hell is jenna jameson wearing?! hollywood rag «
† supposedly the FBI has john edwards' sex tape! yeeeah! «
† alex rodriguez: from vadge to kate to cameron! dlisted «
† lady gaga on her day off, with no make-up! amy grindhouse «
† jennifer aniston bikini pictures go ass up! egotastic «
† holly madison's cleavage can make a lot of money ... hollywood tuna «
† brad and angelina bring their PDA action to the super bowl! popsugar «

OH ANGELINA JOLIE'S DEADLY DISEASE...

This %$#% is ridiculous LOL!!!! Although i do love that Brad is trying to save her life considering that last week he wanted out and they were going through a trial separation, wonder if they are going to tell us what this mysterious disease is.

» this comment was posted by Common Sense on april 24, 2007 10:26 pm «

yeah yeah yeah

» this comment was posted by Swatcat on april 25, 2007 8:52 am «

I seriously doubt if Angelina was fighting a deadly disease she would consider or even be allowed to adopt a child. Total BS.

» this comment was posted by jj on april 25, 2007 10:08 am «

oh my gawd! shes gonna die!

» this comment was posted by Sexy on april 25, 2007 11:30 am «

maybe she has diabetes from not eating.

» this comment was posted by K on april 25, 2007 3:41 pm «

Sounds like she's hungry -- quick! Someone bring her a sandwich!

» this comment was posted by J on april 25, 2007 5:05 pm «

Too many people envying Brad and Angelina's life. So my question is envious is contagious?

» this comment was posted by observer says on april 25, 2007 5:37 pm «

Hell yeah, finally this ugly bitch is receiving what she deserve.
I know National Enquirer is a fucking cheap tabloid, but I'm really hoping this is true.
DIE, Angelina, DIE. Period

» this comment was posted by Jesse on april 25, 2007 6:43 pm «

who cares if she has a deadly disease? there are more important things in the world to care about. Like what I am gonna eat tonight.

» this comment was posted by amle on april 25, 2007 10:30 pm «

Bullshit.. if she was that sick as told she couldn't adopt a child :)

» this comment was posted by chen on april 26, 2007 1:50 am «

תהיו טובים.

תחי מדינת ישראל

» this comment was posted by סיגל on april 26, 2007 2:20 am «

It's an eating disorder and is called Anorexia.

Unlike other women who suffer from it- she's got all the money to hire all the help she needs.

Next time before you add 3 children to your family within a year- be mentally stable first.

» this comment was posted by me on april 26, 2007 3:02 am «

What no more TOMB-RAIDER

» this comment was posted by mike from israel on april 26, 2007 5:36 am «

Angelina eats fresh veg and fruit with baked fish and chicken.. She's not starving but that diet doesn't allow much weight gain.. She needs whole grain bread, milk and maybe a icecream soda now and then.

» this comment was posted by Clementines on april 26, 2007 10:25 am «

חבל עליה לא מגיע לה .

» this comment was posted by שי on april 26, 2007 2:22 pm «

Hee-larious.

While she fights for her life, she still finds time to shoot movies, raise a big family, and become the head of the newly powerful Global Action for Children advocacy organization.

» this comment was posted by Brangelina on april 27, 2007 5:11 am «

even better! she got what she deserved!!!!

» this comment was posted by adamadagirl on april 29, 2007 1:20 am «

i´m not agree, i think she is really battling a deadly disease, and we should not be as bad as we are writting that kind of messages. don ´t forget life is just a game...

» this comment was posted by Mary on april 30, 2007 2:41 pm «

She reaps what she sow.

» this comment was posted by linn j on may 2, 2007 11:08 pm «

» NEXT CONGRATS ASIA - THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL!
« PREV POP NOSH: JRM - NEW (& CUTE) REHAB KING

GOOD MORNING, BEYONCÉ!
Monday February 8 2010 @ 9:30PM
FILED UNDER BEYONCE
PERMALINK
my girl beyoncé was spotted by photographers on the balcony of her hotel in rio de janeiro - it looks like girlfriend just woke up (from either a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare!) if you ever wondered what ms. knowles sleeps in at night - now you know! popbytes
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

'CHLOE' HAS ME INTRIGUED ...
Monday February 8 2010 @ 7:50PM
FILED UNDER TRAILERS
PERMALINK
good evening! the other day i caught this trailer (posted below) for a new flick coming out called chloe (releasing in nyc and la on march 26th) starring amanda seyfried (who i don't mind), julianne moore (one of my favorite actresses) and liam neeson - at first it just seemed
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: THE LADY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
Monday February 8 2010 @ 12:37PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» portia de rossi: the first lady of our fight for marriage equality the advocate « » michael jackson's doctor has been charged with manslaughter! popeater « » how does one ask for this hair? who would ask for this hair? lainey gossip « » yikes! what the hell
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: WHAT THE BUCK?!
Monday February 8 2010 @ 11:37AM
FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX
PERMALINK
lindsay lohan is a whore(der)! taylor swift vs kelly clarkson?! and much more! please subscribe to my pal michael buckley's hilarious what the buck?! show on youtube - enjoy! xoxo
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VV BROWN - SHARK IN THE WATER - REMIXED
Monday February 8 2010 @ 7:46AM
FILED UNDER MONDAY MP3
PERMALINK
good morning! as of late i've been on a huge vv brown (@vvbrown) kick - i cannot get enough of her debut album travelling like the light which was just released here in the states (it debuted overseas last july) i also had the privilege of seeing her very first
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

GUESS WHO'S FLIPPING THE BIRD?
Sunday February 7 2010 @ 8:04PM
FILED UNDER GUESS WHO
PERMALINK
good evening y'all! can anybody take a guess at who was caught flipping the bird earlier today while being photographed by the paparazzi? the tattoos might give it away ... so find out who was caught with their middle finger high in the air - after the jump ... go!
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

UNNECESSARY THINGS: KIM KARDASHIAN'S SCENT
Saturday February 6 2010 @ 8:37PM
FILED UNDER PEOPLE
PERMALINK
oh my gosh! do we really need yet another 'celebrity' fragrance?! now kim kardashian (of all people) is releasing a scent - i have zero desire to sniff her (she's pictured below at release party held at sephora in miami beach) there are lots of unnecessary things out there and
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: KIRSTIE ALLEY'S BIG LIFE
Friday February 5 2010 @ 8:42PM
FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX
PERMALINK
good evening! one of my favorite people in the entire universe is all set to star in a brand new reality series - kirstie alley's big life - which will chronicle ms. alley's kooky everyday life with her two kids and twenty-five animals (girlfriend puts my zoo to shame!) along
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: A CHILD UNLIKE OTHER GIRLS
Friday February 5 2010 @ 12:13PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» 'small wonder': so bad it's trifling! (also, so so gay) fourfour « » jesus luz hasn't escaped madonna's clutches yet ... the blemish « » note to lautner management: must audition friends! lainey gossip « » taylor swift spent the night with john mayer?! celebslam « » bradley
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

LEGALBYTES: THE LAW WILL BITE DR. MURRAY
Friday February 5 2010 @ 7:06AM
FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES
PERMALINK
this week in pop culture and law clearly belongs to dr. conrad murray. is he or isn't he guilty? is he in la to surrender to police or just to visit his baby mama? will he be arrested or arraigned? the answers to these questions seemed to change by the
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

HOTTIE ORLANDO BLOOM GETS ALL WET!
Thursday February 4 2010 @ 8:15PM
FILED UNDER ACTORS
PERMALINK
good evening! earlier today i started cleaning out my storage unit - you seriously wouldn't believe how much crap i have accumulated in my almost ten years of living here in los angeles (it seems like just yesterday i was living in nyc!) i threw a bunch of stuff away
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

CAN'T WAIT FOR LADY GAGA'S 'TELEPHONE' VIDEO?
Thursday February 4 2010 @ 5:40PM
FILED UNDER BEYONCE + LADY GAGA
PERMALINK
well then you need to watch this great video put together by ryan james yezak and friends - this should definitely tide you over until the real telephone video with both lady gaga & beyoncé premieres later this month (ny magazine has a sneak peek!) popbytes over & out for
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: JAMIE KENNEDY IS HUNG!
Thursday February 4 2010 @ 12:50PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» omg, he's naked and hung: jamie kennedy! (link nsfw) omg blog « » kate moss made another elegant exit after a night out ... holy moly « » behind the scenes at calvin klein's 'x' underwear campaign oh la la « » jennifer aniston wants to be set
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: 'THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM' IS BACK
Thursday February 4 2010 @ 11:19AM
FILED UNDER TELEVISION
PERMALINK
hey y'all! please don't forget ... tonight is the third season premiere of the sarah silverman program over on comedy central (at 10:30pm) starring my favorite funny lady, the one and only, sarah silverman! i just adore her dry and crass sense of humor - it's totally right up my
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

A-HALO ... BEYONCE VS. A-HA
Thursday February 4 2010 @ 7:34AM
FILED UNDER MASHUP OF THE WEEK
PERMALINK
† from dj paul v.now that the dust has settled from the grammy awards, i think we can all agree: most of the awards are a total joke (or worse, a complete embarrassment). lady gaga was robbed of many she deserved, jamie foxx needs to stop singing period and
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

CATCH THE FEVER
Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 8:55PM
FILED UNDER BEYONCE
PERMALINK
good evening! let's all give up for beyoncé - girlfriend walked off with six grammy awards the other night (they should have given her all ten she was nominated for!) now she's celebrating the release of her very first fragrance heat which is apparently selling quite well (i saw an
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: LITTLE MONSTERS!
Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 2:03PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» lady gaga got herself a new tattoo! in case you didn't know « » calvin klein's new underwear campaign starring kellan lutz oh la la « » you could have been sandra but now you're mischa ... lainey gossip « » leif garrett was arrested for drugs ...
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: I WANT TO GO TO PLASTIC BEACH!
Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 1:04PM
FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX
PERMALINK
i'm beyond excited for the release of plastic beach - the third album from gorillaz (comprised of four animated band members: russell, noodle, 2d, and murdoc) which will be out on march 8th - below is an 'orchestral trailer' promoting the new album (the first single is called stylo) the
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

IS ANGELINA JOLIE A MANEATER?
Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 10:42AM
FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE
PERMALINK
good morning! although everything appears to be fine with brad pitt and angelina jolie (the couple was at the dga awards this past weekend - looking more in love than ever) the latest issue of star magazine claims she has set her sights on her upcoming co-star johnny depp! soon
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

GUESS WHO REPLIED TO MY TWEET?
Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 11:27PM
FILED UNDER GUESS WHO
PERMALINK
good evening! the other night i was thrilled when one of my favorite people in the entire world replied to one of my tweets (their hobo tie-dyed chic legs are pictured below) for those of you who follow me on twitter - you might already know ... find it out
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS?
Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 11:31AM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» who wants to see nude pics of 'jersey shore' star snooki?! celebslam « » 'boston legal' actor justin mentell died at age 27 :( celebrity smack « » is lindsay lohan getting back with samantha ronson? popsugar « » miley cyrus' little sister is making lingerie?! pop on
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS - NOMINATIONS
Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 5:31AM
FILED UNDER OSCARS
PERMALINK
good morning! it's so early here in los angeles ... the nominations for the 82nd annual academy awards are posted below! this year there are ten films vying for 'best picture' - the hurt locker and avatar are tied for the most nominations - nine each! the oscars will be
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

ORANGE YOU GLAD TO SEE VALENTINO?
Monday February 1 2010 @ 8:49PM
FILED UNDER PEOPLE
PERMALINK
just in case you were wondering ... fashion icon and designer valentino (he turns 78 in may) is still bringing the orange factor to the table in 2010 (i first posted about his artificial orange glow back in 2008 and then this past march) i think he'd actually look way
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: BRANGELINA ... 2GETHER 4EVA!
Monday February 1 2010 @ 11:44AM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» brad pitt & angelina jolie are still in love! sorry team aniston cityrag « » who was the little boy sitting next to beyonce & jay-z? pop on the pop « » amy winehouse supposedly likes to swing both ways! towleroad « » glamorous girls go nude and
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: CHERYL COLE'S 'PARACHUTE'
Monday February 1 2010 @ 10:23AM
FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX
PERMALINK
good morning everyone! here's the brand new cheryl cole video for her latest single parachute - the third release off her debut album 3 words which i really like (it even got an honorable mention in my top albums of 2009) plus the video stars mega cutie derek hough from
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

THE 52ND ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS!
Sunday January 31 2010 @ 7:15PM
FILED UNDER GRAMMYS
PERMALINK
hey hey! is everyone pumped for the grammy awards tonight? mainly i'm excited to see the performances but i'm super bummed the festivities won't be airing live here on the west coast - i know there are internet feeds out there but it's just not the same - i need
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: JARED LETO
Saturday January 30 2010 @ 6:55PM
FILED UNDER JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE
PERMALINK
hey y'all! who else loves cutie jared leto and his intense blue-eyed stare as much as i do?! i've loved him since the day i first laid eyes on him when he played 'jordan catalano' on the short-lived but awesome 94-95 series my so-called life! although to be totally honest
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

VIDEO FIX: PEE-WEE HERMAN GETS AN IPAD!
Friday January 29 2010 @ 1:17PM
FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX
PERMALINK
oh my gosh! i can't believe pee-wee herman already scored himself an ipad ... i'm jealous! watch below as mr. herman shows off his brand new toy to the gang at his playhouse! enjoy - xo! ps don't forget to catch the pee-wee herman show here in la before it
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: WEDDING BELLS FOR BRIDGET JONES?
Friday January 29 2010 @ 11:27AM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
PERMALINK
» bradley cooper, did you buy a ring for renée zellweger? hollywood life « » rihanna is heartbroken over death of jasmina anema a socialite's life « » angelina jolie 'had affair with lady gaga'? what?! showbiz spy « » meet matthew mcconaughey's new daughter vida popeater « »
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

LEGALBYTES: FILE THIS, TILA TEQUILA
Friday January 29 2010 @ 9:24AM
FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES
PERMALINK
like a typical lawyer, i decided to organize my files this week. poor susan boyle. she got a place in the cabinet, because a male intruder broke into her home tuesday night. yeah, there's a first time offense joke there. sadly, though, my "death" file grew as nancy kerrigan's father
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

» FOLLOW POPBYTES ON TWITTER «

tuesday february 9^th
american idol
NCIS
the biggest loser
NCIS: los angeles
lost
past life
white collar
the bad girls club
the good wife
the millionaire matchmaker
the forgotten

† Katherine Jackson on Conrad Murray: "He's lying."
† Howard Stern Says 'Maybe' to 'American Idol'
† Emily Blunt's Secret to Romantic Privacy? 'Don't Be a Chatty Cathy!'
† 'Twilight' Fans Unite to Help Haiti
† Brad and Angelina Take Legal Action After Years of Tabloid Torment

Don't miss any of the action this year at the SBG Global sportsbook! SBG offers live online betting odds, unique wagering options, numerous sports betting prop wagers and more!