hey hey! better late than never here's the latest cover of STAR magazine which is all over the drama between tom cruise and his 'stepford' bride katie holmes - this week the magazine is claiming they'll soon be heading to divorceville - like i've said before i would love to see this couple split up but i don't think xenu is going to be very happy if they do...i want to know what phone call they're referring to below - you know the one 'that changed everything' plus did tom's mom really move in?!? lordy no one needs their mother-in-law hanging around! other stories include britney spears revenge with a $10 million tell-all - i hope she dishes about what a loser & skank paris hilton really is! then there's rumors of a possible reconciliation between vince vaughn & jennifer aniston (oh i hope not - she can totally do better!) of course that lindsay lohan possible lesbo romp with DJ samantha ronson (her brother is mark ronson - the man behind lily allen & amy winehouse) is still making headlines! finally we've got 'daddy meanest' alec baldwin - i totally think he can be an asshole and probably lost his temper (he was completely out of line with that nasty vocemail) but i don't trust that kim basinger one bit - that situation needs to be resolved ASAP - ugh - what a messy scene! (they'll both be in court soon) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
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MORE STAR MAGAZINE POSTS
† behind closed doors with tom cruise
† are jen & angelina playing mind games?
† twisted lies! drugs! other lovers!
† katie holmes' three-year deal is over!
† nicole & joel go for privacy over spectacle
† has lindsay lohan hit rock bottom?!?
HOT LINKS!
† rihanna is on the prowl for a well endowed guy! cele|bitchy
† suri cruise and her bear play a little cautionary limbo popsugar
† michael jackson's face appeared in an ultrasound? gawker
† what does pamela anderson look like without make-up? celebslam
† oh how gross ... amy winehouse's breast implants were leaking! dlisted
† have you seen carmen electra's sex tape yet? egotastic
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Newsflash for da ladies -
Unless you're a chick... or gay... J. Aniston is nuthin' to write home about in the looks dpt. Sure, she seems like a nice person, down-to-earth, yadda-yadda-yadda, but (newsflash #2) when it comes to guys' tastes, looks rule supreme, and in the world of female celebs, J. Aniston's looks are just ok.
There seems to be a group of women whom, for reasons that escape this observer, other women think we (men) should find attractive. J. Aniston's one, Andi McDowell another, and Sarah Jessica Parker is a third. All fine actresses, but completely overrated in their attractiveness - a rating driven by women that , while straight, seem to be very invested in believing they're attractive. Take note: Jamie Pressley, Jessica Biel, Denise Richards - THESE women are hot. Lousy actresses? Vapid and lacking in character? Maybe. But guess what. We don't care. They're hot. J. Aniston has all the sex appeal of my sister (and i mean ANYone's sister, not MINE - tho she's pretty tired too..lol).
That is all.