ugh, i really dislike john mayer...i don't know why...just do. and doesn't he bear a resemblance to edward scissorhands??

A perfect match considering he looks a bit retarded while performing and she's simply retarded.

I HATE these two!!! Jess is totally trying to make herself look more serious and smart with the dark hair and cloths...she is such a dumb whore and John is going to lost so many of his fans..my question is when will he snap out of it?? realize he is dating the town joke...oh and ps since when was papa joe okay with his baby being with a self confessed groupie and one who has slept with a TON of girls

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

They look they took the short bus to the junior prom.

Wait..."don't be surprised if a little one is on the way!" does that mean she is pregnant?
Coz i heard a rumor that she is and if you see new pics of her she kinda looks it...but i dont know.

John likes boys! He tolerates girlsl, but he like boys better!! I hope they don't get married because astrologically, they are all wrong for each other. He's Libra & she's Cancer.

OUCH!!

They always look so bored when they're photographed together...I don't believe it. Their whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

Jessica has a schedule????

this has got to be a joke

She is doing this the Hollywood way-get knocked up, then the man will marry you if he is a tool and John Mayer is a tool, he used "just want to play my guitar" to trick fans into thinking he was sincere. I guess it's was'nt about the music, It's was about getting into the Hollywood circle.
We should be grateful we see it now. Good luck Mr. John Simpson so happy you got were you wanted.
Now it's time for all the Hollywood drama that go along with the Hollywood marraige. This is going to be funny so many people are waiting to laugh at these two, going to be so many "I told you" and "I knew it" just wait.

I use to look up to John Mayer for his music and talent, but he's just another Shallow Al now! Good luck with the bimbo Johnny boy!

I think she will do it for the money. Even though she makes a fair amount he is way wealthier and will take care of her (in contrast to her last marriage). She knows her "career" has a limited shelf life & his does not. Also he will put "papa Joe" in his place since he manages his own life. Maybe Jessica also wants to finally make a break from her a-hole, money sucking parents.

EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!! THEY BOTH MAKE ME SICK!!!!
maybe if they hook up though,they will do us all a favor and stay home
and out of the public eye.GROSS!!!!!
ps -- ya'll PLEASE do the world a favor and DON'T have babies!

I dont think that john would ever marry her. I think they are both using each other. She for his fame now that she is just getting famouse for doing crappy movies and cds that dont sell that well and he for the inflatable doll that she is. THis was probably pimpa joes idea. Pimpa Joe loves the publicity. BTW i wish pimpa would stop staring at both his daughter cleavage. THATS JUST GROSS

why is everyone giving this couple a hard time. maybe they will live happy ever afer.

I think this is all just a big fat rumor! John is so much better than Jessica how can the two even hold a conversation. It will hurt me tremendously if they were to marry I dont think I can continue as his #1 fan. Anyways, why would he buy the cow when he is getting the milk for free! Wrap it twice Johnny Boy because if you think Britney Spears is a bad mom....

Cutest. Couple. Ever.

let us reserve our comments until after the nuptials, the deliveries, the successes, the failures, the hits, the runs, the ups, the downs, the comebacks, the resurgences...let's standby into their future to determine how seriously committed they can be towards one another and wish them the best.

i hope they make it,they look great together.

girls,stop being jelious because jess still looks way better then you
with the brown hair.