pop nosh: one leaves rehab…another enters!













britney spears left rehab freeing up a slot for jesse ‘hottie’ metcalfe to go get his sobriety on!

lindsay lohan found ‘god’ and had to show off her new found friend while lunching @ the ivy

well i guess things aren’t as bitter as we all thought…paul mccartney sent heather mills flowers

sarah jessica parker lent her celebrity to unicef’s new water program to help raise charity money

if you can bear it – here’s more of that dumbass dina lohan flapping her yap to harper’s baazar…

rumer willis likes to hang out w/ her friends & suck on condoms! i bet bruce & demi just love this

this week in the national enquirer – the anna nicole smith ‘killer’ was caught on tape…hmmm…

leonardo dicaprio may be getting himself hitched – he supposedly asked his gal bar refali to wed

at least leo can rest easy that his ex-girlfriend gisele bundchen is for sure not pregnant!

oh yes it’s here and totally not safe for work…it’s the kim kardashian sex tape from vivid…

the DUI club is always accepting new members and vivica a. fox decided to go ahead and join up!

sorry guys – you can forget all your carmen electra lesbian fantasies – she isn’t doing joan jett

winona ryder is back and so is her cleavage…i still say beetlejuice is my favorite winona flick!

it’s another fight on myspace – this time pornstar jenna jameson has it out with her soon to be ex

janice dickinson is always on the verge of heading the mental institution – you gotta just love her

congrats to amy winehouse – her album ‘back to black’ nabbed #7 on the charts & made history!
weird al trapped @ the drive-thru what the buck? (he’s so funny!)

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