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Wednesday February 7 2007 @ 10:59PM
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good evening! i'm still a little peeved that STAR magazine went after my darling angelina jolie's weight this week...the scan below is where they did the past vs. now comparison! the magazine claims ms. jolie has lost twelve pounds in time spanning...six years! come on...comparing a picture from back in '01 to an '07 picture is completely ridiculous! plus her outfits are totally different - right now i'm totally standing by my angelina - she's one of my favorite people ever! (yes popbytes is a broken record - i play for team aniston too) did anybody think that maybe her moody ways on the red carpet at the golden globes was due to the fact that her mother was near death's door?

that's one thing i always try to keep in mind with dealing with just about anybody...no one really knows what anyone is going through at any given time - i've had plenty of times while blogging that i've had to deal with a shit situation and never let on! i don't feel like going all deep here & now but sometimes i think to myself tara reid and/or jessica simpson...they're real people too - just like you and me! ok i went slightly deep...thank heavens i didn't bring paris hilton into the deep thought club tonight! (i have a really funny story about deep thoughts & people that i must tell one time here...it involves those bowling competitions that you can sometimes catch late at night!) popbytes is totally over & out for today...i'll be back in the morning - xxoo!

ANGELINA JOLIE: COMPARING APPLES TO ORANGES

So Sorry that Angelina miss Mother and thinking a lot over her mother.. Please give her time when she get back normal and feel better.. will little gain her weight as soon.. I love her so sweet and her good heart .... Brad always take care of her and be there for her....... She very good to have back up with Brad .... Brad really love her and can not live without his kids.. that was so sweet and nice to hear....... Smile! Can you please everyone give her time .. Sweet her!!!!!!!!!!

» this comment was posted by Sweet Family on february 8, 2007 10:07 am «

gee, no comparison of the two different noses she's sporting in those pics?!

» this comment was posted by cracktastic on february 8, 2007 12:50 pm «

She could wear a potato sack and still look goregous. She is absolutley beautiful no matter what weight she is. Damn that Angelina!!!

» this comment was posted by nikki415 on february 8, 2007 1:12 pm «

She still looks better than 99% of the world, skinny or with curves. I'd trade her places any day! She's gorgeous.

» this comment was posted by Ann on february 8, 2007 1:53 pm «

I think Brangelina is a tramp and a homewrecker.And also I don;t think her attitude that night was because her Mom was dying. It's because she's a self centered bitch.

» this comment was posted by Tara on february 8, 2007 2:33 pm «

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

of course the lady is anorexic
i thought it was just something nobody talked about

her pelvic tattoo???????????
anybody????????????
THE PROTRUDING BONES????????
yeah
obvs

» this comment was posted by respek on february 8, 2007 4:09 pm «

Seriously-who didn't know that Angelina Jolie is anorexic. Did anyone see that movie she was in with Antonio Banderas? She's scary skinny.

» this comment was posted by maleficent on february 8, 2007 4:16 pm «

Her mom just DIED of CANCER! Give her a break ppl, she's in mourning

» this comment was posted by MtotheL on february 8, 2007 4:46 pm «

Some of you really need to stop the whore and homewrecker remarks.It has been 2 years and Brad wasn't married to you!If your home is a HAPPY ONE,NO ONE can WRECK IT.Jen and Brad's home wasn't happy for years!!Angelina has always been skinny.The picture in Star from 2001 at the Golden Globes Angelina was in the middle of filming Tomb Raider that's why she's heavier!Also she had a hurt ankle at the time because when they interviewed her on the red carpet she had on custom made boots under her long dress with a built-in ankle support!ANYONE who believes Star has 2 braincells that are struggling!

» this comment was posted by justine on february 8, 2007 5:33 pm «

Anorexic or not or just wearing a potatoe sack, Angelina is still one of the most georgeus woman in the world.

» this comment was posted by lovely on february 8, 2007 6:00 pm «

It's funny to see how people pretends they didn't know it until now.
Sexiest woman alive?
That's just ridiculous and sick.

» this comment was posted by Jesse on february 8, 2007 6:55 pm «

Anyone remember that SNL skit called "Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey"? You post was cracking me up - you should start an item called Deep Thoughts By M.K. =)

» this comment was posted by Leslie on february 8, 2007 10:00 pm «

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TOM FORD'S 'A SINGLE MAN' TRAILER & POSTER
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good evening! i finally got around to watching the trailer for sexy fashion maven tom ford's directorial debut a single man which garnered rave reviews at the venice film festival back in september - it stars colin firth alongside one of my favorite actresses julianne moore (her performances in both
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POP NOSH: YOU DON'T GO TO HEAR HER SING ...
Friday November 6 2009 @ 12:55PM
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THE TING TINGS' LOS ANGELES PAINT PARTY - VIDEO!
Friday November 6 2009 @ 8:06AM
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good morning - and happy friday! so remember back in september i went to a paint party here in los angeles - sponsored by adidas - and the ting tings played? (this is what i looked like when i got home) well here's a brand new video featuring the party
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WHO WANTS TO SMELL LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON?
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 9:30PM
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oh my gosh - this is the last thing we need ... yet another celebrity fragrance - and from pamela anderson of all people! i had zero clue she was working on a scent of her own - i imagine her new scent malibu contains notes of booze, panties, &
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER DOES ELLE MAGAZINE
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 7:04PM
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good evening! the lovely & adorably quirky sarah jessica parker is the latest elle covergirl for their december issue! i totally can't wait for the second sex and the city movie which is due out sometime next year - i just hope i like it as much as the first
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POP NOSH: THE END OF 'OPRAH' AS WE KNOW HER?
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 12:55PM
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STANKY WHIP - MASHUP!
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 8:06AM
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† from dj paul v.last night, i got to see one of my new wave hero bands - devo - play their seminal 1980 freedom of choice album, live in its entirety. and they were beyond fun and amazing. before they came on, they played three of their ground-breaking
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NATALIE PORTMAN ROCKS V MAGAZINE!
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 7:03PM
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good evening! i freakin' love actress natalie portman and she's looking totally stunning on the new cover of v magazine (#62) even though she started starring in films at the tender age of 12 (the professional) she's managed to keep herself glued together - this is one talented & gorgeous
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POP NOSH: THE URINATION EXPLANATION?
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 12:55PM
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TWISTED LIES! DRUGS! OTHER LOVERS!
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 8:14AM
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good morning! the latest cover of star magazine is featuring details on the new book brangelina exposed written by ian halperin which is due out december 1st (just in time for the holidays - the perfect gossip stocking stuffer!) i'm sure brad pitt and angelina jolie aren't thrilled over the
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I'M OFF TO SEE LIGHTS
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 8:22PM
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hey hey! although i'd love to stay home tonight and watch the series premiere of v (which i'll tivo) i have to make my way down to the troubadour over in west hollywood to catch 22-year-old canadian pop sensation lights in concert (girlfriend's real name is valerie poxleitner) her debut
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POP NOSH: THE BEST TATTOO EVER!
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 12:55PM
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SOMEONE TELL LADY GAGA HALLOWEEN IS OVER
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 7:34AM
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good morning! oh it seems like everyday is halloween for lady gaga ... she showed up to 13th annual ace (accessories council excellence) awards last night in nyc with yet another totally bizarre zombie-like outfit - what kind of fuckery is this? what's up with the white powder all over
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ANTONIO BANDERAS GETS HIS STIFF ON
Monday November 2 2009 @ 8:48PM
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here's a brand new wax figure of spanish stud antonio banderas (age 49) which was unveiled recently over in madrid, spain! now as far as wax figures go - this is definitely one of the better ones i've seen! (i still say the title for the worst wax figures ever
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COME GET YOUR HOT MORMON MUFFINS!
Monday November 2 2009 @ 6:43PM
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good evening - we made it through monday! i always thought mormons were all buttoned up & straight-laced but these ladies are definitely not your mom's mormons ... a group of mormon moms are being featured in a new 2010 controversial calendar from mormons exposed called hot mormon muffins: a
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POP NOSH: HEIDI KLUM IS THE CROW
Monday November 2 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» heidi klum definitely had one of the best halloween costumes! holy moly « » supposedly adam lambert and boyfriend drake labry split up bitten & bound « » mariah carey's angel costume was a bit on the tight side yeeeah! « » brad & angelina took the kids
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JULIETTE LEWIS' ROCKS IT AT THE 'FANTASY BAR'
Monday November 2 2009 @ 7:42AM
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good morning! a few weeks ago i had the pleasure of seeing juliette lewis in concert down at the el rey (check out my videos over on vimeo) it was my second time seeing her up on stage rocking out (the first time was at the roxy) and as expected
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EMPIRE STATE OF MIND - JAY-Z & ALICIA KEYS - VIDEO
Sunday November 1 2009 @ 12:30PM
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good afternoon! did everyone have a fun and safe halloween? i went to this crazy party downtown - and i got some amazing pictures and video from the photo pit of major lazer and basement jaxx (i'll be posting them soon!) anyways i've got a bunch of running around to
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Saturday October 31 2009 @ 2:00PM
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ANDY WARHOL JUST ROLLED OVER ...
Saturday October 31 2009 @ 1:32PM
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hey kids - happy halloween! oh i had to laugh out loud when i saw these pictures of wacky d-list actress bai ling out and about last night in nyc - supposedly dressed as famed pop art figure andy warhol - i don't really see any resemblance at all -
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ADAM LAMBERT - FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:42PM
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hey everyone! i'm running out the door right now to see michael jackson's this is it over at the arclight's cinerama dome - of course i'm beyond excited ... i've heard nothing but great things! anyways below you can listen to the new adam lambert single for your entertainment which
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POP NOSH: WHERE DO YOU PLACE DRUGS & BOOZE?
Friday October 30 2009 @ 12:55PM
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BRITNEY SPEARS - 3 - THE VIDEO!
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:00AM
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good morning and happy friday! here's the brand new britney spears music video for her hit single 3 which was just released via her twitter account! she looks amazing in the video plus the song is super hot - good stuff all around the table - you go britney! popbytes
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:46PM
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good evening! oh i guess fall is really here ... cutie matthew mcconaughey was out jogging in nyc with his shirt on (boo hoo!) and this coming sunday we'll be turning our clocks back an hour - although i'm totally up for an extra hour of sleep - i hate
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POP NOSH: OH GOSH - JUST SHOW IT ALREADY!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 12:55PM
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HALLOWEEN CLASSICS MEGAMIX!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:42AM
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† from dj paul v.a couple years ago, when i was making my smash-o-ween mixes, i got an email from a guy named steve heffner, saying - 'i made a halloween megamix. hope ya like it'. not only did i like it, i was totally floored by how amazing
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GOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE POO LOG!
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 8:28PM
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good evening! so you know those commercials for the iphone where apple says there's an app for just about everything? well that's a totally true statement ... introducing an app called poo log from the authors of what's your poo telling you? - now you can truly keep track of
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KATIE HOLMES' THREE-YEAR DEAL IS OVER!
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 1:19PM
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hey kids! it sounds like it could be time for katie holmes to finally be set free from the clutches of creepy tom cruise (and xenu - who's been having an awful week ... many thanks go out to director paul haggis!) the cover of the new star magazine claims
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POP NOSH: NO NEED TO CONVINCE ME - I'M SEEING IT
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 12:55PM
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 7:56AM
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hey hey! oh i know i just did a post about pamela anderson yesterday morning but girlfriend seems to be on a roll (or shall we just call it a bender?) she was spotted wearing a super short (shocking, right?) pink dress in london last night leaving the 'whisky misty'
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