david beckham – scientology coverboy?



of course i’m ecstatic at the news this coming august david beckham will be moving to los angeles with wife victoria (who i grew to adore over ’06) i never watched soccer before (i’m so not a sports person) but i think i might actually have to get some tickets to some of beckham’s games when he plays with the LA galaxy team! (actually…a season pass is looking mighty attractive) i think that five year/$250 million contract is money well spent – i’m giddy at the thought of seeing beckham run & kick all over the field! and to boot posh is going to be dashing all over los angeles acting like the crazy fashionable diva she is – oh i love her!



but put all the excitement aside for a moment…everyone is talking about the impending conversion of the beckhams to scientology! they’ve both all been up in the whole tom cruise and katie holmes situation and david even admitted to speaking to tom just last week seeking advice – oh my word! now i’m not going to slam all the l. ron hubbard peeps but with all the bad press from last year surrounding cruise and ‘the church’ – i think it would be a super bad move on the beckhams part to jump on the dianetics bandwagon right away (plus i don’t even think mrs. cruise has fully embraced scientology – i wonder what suri makes of it all?) if david & victoria just can’t keep their pants while xenu is around then they should at least wait until they’re a bit more settled here in los angeles before becoming converts!



for shits & giggles i mocked up what could be the next poster lining one of the scientology buildings here on hollywood blvd (quick sidenote: if i go mising you all know where to look first!) i can’t believe i do this stuff for fun on my weekends – it was a total bitch getting the perspective down but i think i nailed it! scientology or not…i still say david beckham is like the hottest guy ever! (although he doesn’t have his own category like his wife does – he might need one this year) popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!





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  • Samson Simpson

    GET A LIFE WHO CARES ABOUT CELEBRITIES AND THERE SCIENTOLOGY LINKS

  • http://aldans.com.ar Aldana

    Awesome “poster” MK!
    Samson, learn how to spell then criticize people… and BTW: how did you get here anyway?

  • http://www.liveandgrow.org Greg

    Well, I think it’s interesting that successful people get into Scientology and then become even more successful. A lot of people call them airhead celebrities, but I think that’s just jealousy talking.
    Oh, and btw I think that David sought TC’s advice regarding career moves, not about spirituality. I have friends whose advice I seek, doesn’t mean I’m converting to their religion.
    And hey, has it ocurred to anyone that maybe Scientology is *not* the kooky ufo cult depicted by the media? I’ve been a Scientologist for 22 years, and I can assure you it is NOT about aliens, it’s about personal and social betterment.
    One last thing: with all the bad press and the (ridiculous) stuff the media has said about Scientology, including that ludicrous South Park bit, the funny thing is that it’s been the year of strongest expansion for Scientology ever. I guess there is no such thing as bad publicity.
    Sincerely,
    Greg
    Scientologist and proud of it
    http://www.liveandgrow.org

  • babyleo

    what has scientology got to do with the cross anyway?

  • youdee

    I’d join Scientology if he sat on my face.

  • hiccup

    to Greg
    Charles Manson was a Scientologist and yes I guess he became a better manipulator for it…look at what he got those kids to do for him…

  • kalista brat

    Becks is hot! The fact that he hangs out with Tomkat only makes me more interested in him, because I want to know what they do together and were they go! I don’t think I would care that much if it weren’t the case. Besides I’m more interested in Tomkat than I am in Brangelina.

  • http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/ DannyK

    Scientology is fucking looney tunes, end of story. If this is what people that have too much money and power are getting into, you should all weep for our collective future.
    Lest you forget:
    http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

  • whatyalookinat?

    Scientology, here I come!

  • Angelina Whorelina Junkielina

    Someone tell that scientologist for 22 years to STFU and stop trying to recruit innocent people. And yes scientology is DANGEROUS
    check out lerma.net or lermanet or some crap like that.
    sorry i’m an atheist who likes to fuck other peoples husbands and for lack of availability, my own brother!

  • jennifern

    If scientologists are so proud why is JLo denying she is one?

  • oliviatree

    $cientology is a dying religion. No one falls for it anymore, unless they have no access to the Internet (or too stupid to read like Vicks Beckham) The numbers given by the $cientology leadership are complete fantasy. No one wants that brand of BS anymore.
    Check out – http://www.xenu.net

  • adamblast

    Well, if Americans are growing too smart to fall for the Scientology bullshit, they’ll just do like the other huge 20th century cult–the Mormon church–and start getting all their new converts from the third world.

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