good evening everyone! ok - this story is completely insane...i almost cannot believe it! y'all know this year i totally fell in love with victoria beckham (although some of my readers have been concerned about my new BFF) i don't know why but i'm always drawn to outlandish & crazy ladies and ms. beckham fits both of those labels quite well! plus of course i'll completely admit to being a spice girl fan (although my true favorite spice is actually 'sporty' aka melanie c)
anyways i've been all excited for victoria to make the big move from london to los angeles (she better bring her oh so darn sexy hubby david beckham along) but i've also been concerned about her hanging around so much with tomkat and now tom cruise is apparently casting victoria in a scientology film (wtf is that?!? will it be released in theaters or play at the 'center'? either way i have to witness this if the film comes to fruition) called the thetan where she'll play - ok get this...an ALIEN BRIDE!!! (oh i had a ton of fun mocking up victoria in the alien poster below)
oh my word - this is so fucking crazy! i would have loved to seen ms. beckham get back into films (she was in 97's spice world which actually is a really fun movie if you haven't seen it) but i don't think playing an alien in a cruise scientology propaganda flick is the way to go! oh man i have two words for both of them battlefield earth! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
victoria is said to be "thrilled" about getting her big hollywood break. a source told britain's daily star newspaper: "victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in hollywood. this could be the perfect start for her, with good pal tom cruise in charge." read more...
Well, with all her ops and diets VB's managed to resemble an alien more and more, albeit a humanoid one... and what will her good pal TC be in charge of on the set? The closet?
How I long for good ol' Posh too - I think she was the only one not to get what "Spice World" was about! ; -)
» this comment was posted by Nanea on december 19, 2006 8:08 am «
Hahahahaha, She`s perfect for this role... she`s like an ugly allien (sometimes)
;)
» this comment was posted by azuka on december 20, 2006 3:33 am «
LMAO.This is insane and MK never trust what Daily Star writes-noone reads them for truthful stories........
Anyway Victorias camp alredy categorically denied it,the same with Toms spokeperson who said there is no similar movie in the works!
I guess its slow day for UK tabloids!
But excellant work with movie poster-hahahahahah
» this comment was posted by Nina on december 20, 2006 7:03 pm «
Victoria Beckham has said in the past that she has not desire to act so I wouldn't completely believe the rumor. Then again people change their minds...it might be true!
» this comment was posted by Maria on december 21, 2006 10:50 am «
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ANTONIO BANDERAS GETS HIS STIFF ON Monday November 2 2009 @ 8:48PM FILED UNDER ACTORS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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GOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE POO LOG! Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 8:28PM FILED UNDER RANDOM COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 7:56AM FILED UNDER PAMELA ANDERSON COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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Well, with all her ops and diets VB's managed to resemble an alien more and more, albeit a humanoid one... and what will her good pal TC be in charge of on the set? The closet?
How I long for good ol' Posh too - I think she was the only one not to get what "Spice World" was about! ; -)