oh man! poor jessica simpson - she's had a simply horrible year! first losing her marriage to hottie nick lachey (who actually had a great year and is now tappingvanessa minnillo) she released a simply awful album (oh that darn a public affair) she's got her sister ashlee on some sorta plastic surgery streak to imitate her - the topping on the cake is her creepy dad joe simpson...oh and not to mention possibly tooling around with grossie john mayer (popbytes is not a fan of his music at all - see i don't like everybody!) plus we can't forget jessica pimping her big bags & boots along with some shitty hair extensions with lamo ken paves! oh one more thing - her lame attempt to remake the oscar winning film 'working girl'!
so last night she was performing a tribute to one of her idols dolly parton (who also happens to be one of my favorites) ms. simpson took the stage at the kennedy center honors in front of an audience that included honoreessteven spielberg, smokey robinson, and ms. parton! jessica picked ms. parton's infamous working girl anthem 9 to 5 (i would have picked jolene but that's just me) and it looks like she flubbed some lines and then uttered the words 'so nervous' and then peeled off stage apparently in tears!
of course i could call her a dumb bitch who didn't get her lyrics down pat (don't forget that's a big no-no on american idol...the new season premieres on my birthday!) but oh i'd be nervous too! performing one of your idol's classic songs while they're sitting right there...i would have choked up and had a meltdown as well! so tonight i decided to give ms. simpson a break since i always find something to slam her on - plus it's the holiday season! i'm feeling pretty generous to be writing a forgiving post on ms. simpson who fucked up in front of one of my favorite people ever and that would be the spirit that ms. parton would approve of! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
HOT LINKS! † it's official: betty white is hosting 'SNL' on may 8! popeater † watch: johnny weir has sex with a foot massager! towleroad † what?! amy winehouse is a fashion designer now?! dlisted † charlie sheen back to his old tricks: hiring hookers! cele|bitchy † chlöe sevigny on gay boyfriends, bisexuality & murder! agent bedhead † forehead tittaes with oscar-winner marion cotillard tabloid prodigy † oh my gosh, i love seeing david beckham smile! popsugar † lady gaga's stupid clothes nearly killed her! litely salted † an army of jolie-alikes could soon be walking the planet ... cityrag † jen & gerard - looking hot & happy together in london! hollywood life
i feel a little bad for jessica simpson
\noh man! poor jessica simpson - she's had a simply horrible year! first losing her marriage to hottie nick lachey (who actually had a great year and is now tappingvanessa minnillo) she released a simply awful album (oh that darn a public affair) she's got her sister ashlee on some sorta plastic surgery streak to imitate her - the topping on the cake is her creepy dad joe simpson...oh and not to mention possibly tooling around with grossie john mayer (popbytes is not a fan of his music at all - see i don't like everybody!) plus we can't forget jessica pimping her big bags & boots along with some shitty hair extensions with lamo ken paves! oh one more thing - her lame attempt to remake the oscar winning film 'working girl'!\n
\nso last night she was performing a tribute to one of her idols dolly parton (who also happens to be one of my favorites) ms. simpson took the stage at the kennedy center honors in front of an audience that included honoreessteven spielberg, smokey robinson, and ms. parton! jessica picked ms. parton's infamous working girl anthem 9 to 5 (i would have picked jolene but that's just me) and it looks like she flubbed some lines and then uttered the words 'so nervous' and then peeled off stage apparently in tears!\n
\nof course i could call her a dumb bitch who didn't get her lyrics down pat (don't forget that's a big no-no on american idol...the new season premieres on my birthday!) but oh i'd be nervous too! performing one of your idol's classic songs while they're sitting right there...i would have choked up and had a meltdown as well! so tonight i decided to give ms. simpson a break since i always find something to slam her on - plus it's the holiday season! i'm feeling pretty generous to be writing a forgiving post on ms. simpson who fucked up in front of one of my favorite people ever and that would be the spirit that ms. parton would approve of! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!\n
LEGALBYTES: LOHAN IS ADDICTED TO MILK? Friday March 12 2010 @ 7:09AM FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
this week in pop culture and law is dedicated to lindsay lohan and her quest to sue e-trade for airing this commercial:lindsay claims the commercial infringes on her right of publicity (a celebrity's right to prevent others from profiting from her name, likeness, voice, or image without paying for it).
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THIS IS ONE ADORABLE ALBUM COVER! Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 9:53PM FILED UNDER MUSICIANS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
oh my word - i loved jason castro when he was on the 7th season of american idol ... those gorgeous blue eyes and his dreamy blank stares (yet he could lose the dreads!) check out the cover of his self-titled debut album - he's looking so damn adorable! then
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OH HE'S CUTE EVEN WHEN POUTING! Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 8:25PM FILED UNDER ACTORS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
awww ... look ... it's true blood swedish mega-hottie alexander skarsgård putting his adorable pouty face on while having lunch at joan's on third here in los angeles - i'm assuming he wasn't happy being shot by the paparazzi (yet that place is a known celebrity hangout) but i'm glad
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POP NOSH: I MUST OWN THESE! Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 4:01PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
† life in plastic is fantastic for 'mad men' barbie dolls! popeater † corey haim found dead after reported accidental drug overdose holy moly † looking back at corey haim's five most memorable movie roles buzzsugar † corey feldman reacts to the loss of corey haim i'm not obsessed
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BABY #2 - AGAINST HER WILL?! Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 12:23PM FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
hey y'all! this week's star magazine is featuring stepford wife katie holmes who they claim is working on baby #2 with her creepy scientology-loving hubby tom cruise but apparently she's not so keen on the idea - especially if she has to endure prenatal sessions with xenu and agonizing detox
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JEN & GERRY TURN UP THE HEAT! Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 9:04AM FILED UNDER MAGAZINES ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
damn! this latest cover of w magazine featuring jennifer aniston and gerard butler (i love that they call him 'gerry') is hot! it's shot by famed photographer steven klein (for more pictures head to the magazine's website) although they do make a stunning looking couple - i don't know about
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ADAM LAMBERT IS A TROJAN WARRIOR! Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 8:55PM FILED UNDER MUSICIANS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
good evening! who else is watching american idol right now?! although i said i wouldn't watch the show without (messy) judge paula abdul - i just couldn't help myself and although i do really miss my paula - i think ellen degeneres has turned out to be quite a good
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POP NOSH: IS SHE FOR REAL?! Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 3:18PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
† lindsay lohan's crazy delusions know no bounds ... dlisted † mariah carey isn't pregnant yet (she's just fat) litely salted † so how do you tell the olsen twins apart? cityrag † jake gyllenhaal & rachel mcadams: should they get together? popsugar † marie osmond lays her son
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MADONNA AND JUSTIN HAVE 4 MINUTES ... Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 1:05PM FILED UNDER MADONNA ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
hey hey! here's a live video of madonna on her big money-making sticky & sweet world tour doing her hit song 4 minutes with cutie justin timberlake and timbaland - it's off the upcoming dvd releasing at the end of the month! although i wasn't impressed at all with this
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I DO LOVE YOU BETH DITTO BUT ... Monday March 8 2010 @ 11:10PM FILED UNDER MUSICIANS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
... you're seriously scaring me in these pictures snapped of you heading to john galliano's fashion show in paris, france! i do appreciate beth ditto's (lead singer of gossip) eccentric sense of style but this outfit is testing the boundaries of taste without a doubt - she's looking a cross
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WHO ELSE WANTS TO SEE 'THE RUNAWAYS'? Monday March 8 2010 @ 7:37PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
i'm totally stoked to see the runaways - the new film based on the true tale of 1970's los angeles rock band the runaways - starring dakota fanning as cherie currie and kristen stewart as joan jett (both actresses look eerily like their real-life counterparts!) the movie doesn't open until
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TRACEY THORN - OH, THE DIVORCES! Monday March 8 2010 @ 10:02AM FILED UNDER MONDAY MP3 ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
good morning! i've got a free download for you guys - the brand new single from one of my favorite singers / songwriters tracey thorn who i'm sure you all know from everything but the girl - she's back with her third solo album love and its opposite releasing on
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VIDEO FIX: HANDSOME MEN'S CLUB Monday March 8 2010 @ 1:00AM FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
hey hey! before i head to bed - i had to post this hilarious video - with lots of hotties - enjoy! xo on hollywood's biggest night, late-night host jimmy kimmel continued his tradition of premiering signature comedy pieces and presented a star-studded video of the first ever meeting of
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THE 82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS! Sunday March 7 2010 @ 1:00PM FILED UNDER OSCARS ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
hey everyone! hollywood's big day is finally here ... the 82nd annual academy awards will be taking place later today! thankfully yesterday's crappy weather has moved on - it's a drop cloudy here in los angeles but i don't think it's going to rain! (fingers crossed) just like last
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POP NOSH: BLO-HAN STRIKES AGAIN! Sunday March 7 2010 @ 10:52AM FILED UNDER POP NOSH ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
† another hot off the press story about lindsay lohan looking 45! holy moly † madonna's pda with a new younger man -- not jesus luz! hollywood life † mickey rourke had sex with fourteen women in one night?! the blemish † kim zolciak denies being a lesbian! bricks
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HEY PAM, SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRACTICING?! Friday March 5 2010 @ 5:35PM FILED UNDER PAMELA ANDERSON ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
hey y'all! with the premiere of dancing with stars about two weeks away (monday, march 22nd) you'd think pamela anderson might be busy practicing her dance moves but she's still partying like a (washed-up) rock star - girlfriend was spotted leaving a london club looking a bit disheveled (what else
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LEGALBYTES: FROM OSCARS TO LAWSCARS! Friday March 5 2010 @ 9:18AM FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
for this week's spotlight on pop culture and law, the lawscar goes to the hurt locker. iraqi war veteran master sgt. jeffrey s. sarver filed a lawsuit this week against people behind the oscar nominated film, including director kathryn bigelow and banned producer nicholas chartier. sarver alleges that marc boal,
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POP NOSH: CRIME SCENE! DO NOT CROSS! Thursday March 4 2010 @ 9:08PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH ADD COMMENTS | PERMALINK
† lady gaga's crazy new outfit: nothing but police tape?! popeater † vanessa paradis told johnny depp not to work with angelina! cele|bitchy † neil patrick harris to star in the upcoming 'smurfs' movie! allie is wired † mario lopez finally find unconditional love ... la rag mag †
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