oh man! poor jessica simpson - she's had a simply horrible year! first losing her marriage to hottie nick lachey (who actually had a great year and is now tappingvanessa minnillo) she released a simply awful album (oh that darn a public affair) she's got her sister ashlee on some sorta plastic surgery streak to imitate her - the topping on the cake is her creepy dad joe simpson...oh and not to mention possibly tooling around with grossie john mayer (popbytes is not a fan of his music at all - see i don't like everybody!) plus we can't forget jessica pimping her big bags & boots along with some shitty hair extensions with lamo ken paves! oh one more thing - her lame attempt to remake the oscar winning film 'working girl'!
so last night she was performing a tribute to one of her idols dolly parton (who also happens to be one of my favorites) ms. simpson took the stage at the kennedy center honors in front of an audience that included honoreessteven spielberg, smokey robinson, and ms. parton! jessica picked ms. parton's infamous working girl anthem 9 to 5 (i would have picked jolene but that's just me) and it looks like she flubbed some lines and then uttered the words 'so nervous' and then peeled off stage apparently in tears!
of course i could call her a dumb bitch who didn't get her lyrics down pat (don't forget that's a big no-no on american idol...the new season premieres on my birthday!) but oh i'd be nervous too! performing one of your idol's classic songs while they're sitting right there...i would have choked up and had a meltdown as well! so tonight i decided to give ms. simpson a break since i always find something to slam her on - plus it's the holiday season! i'm feeling pretty generous to be writing a forgiving post on ms. simpson who fucked up in front of one of my favorite people ever and that would be the spirit that ms. parton would approve of! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
yeah I agree, John Mayer's music doesn't do anything for me. he's kind of hot but I could never listen to him play and enjoy it for real. anyways, yeah Jessica had a hot streak last year but not for long-- hollywood can be so fickle, right jess?
» this comment was posted by peace pipe on december 5, 2006 2:48 am «
She brough everything on herself!! She is a complete nervous wreck!!
» this comment was posted by Anonymous on december 5, 2006 5:24 am «
Everyone makes mistakes.....however, with that said, if I'm Jessica and I have the honor of singing at the Kennedy Center Honors to one of my idols, I would have been more prepared....(can we say little blue pill)She sings at concerts in front of thousands of people.....is her meltdown b/c she was singing in front of actual professionals (ah, to be judged by peers) instead of us mere mortals that had her all in a tizzy....things that make ya go hmmmmmm.......since her clone is almost done (I know, so catty and yet so true.....right Ashlee?)...maybe Ashlee can pinch hit for Jessica...oh, wait a minute..that's right, they both have operating difficulties...must be a flaw in the genetic slaw.....I can see Joe wringing his hands now, wondering how this will affect his bilking of millions off of his offspring....
» this comment was posted by Maureen Hedigan on december 5, 2006 9:28 am «
TOM FORD'S 'A SINGLE MAN' TRAILER & POSTER Friday November 6 2009 @ 8:09PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! i finally got around to watching the trailer for sexy fashion maven tom ford's directorial debut a single man which garnered rave reviews at the venice film festival back in september - it stars colin firth alongside one of my favorite actresses julianne moore (her performances in both
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STANKY WHIP - MASHUP! Thursday November 5 2009 @ 8:06AM FILED UNDER MASHUP OF THE WEEK COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† from dj paul v.last night, i got to see one of my new wave hero bands - devo - play their seminal 1980 freedom of choice album, live in its entirety. and they were beyond fun and amazing. before they came on, they played three of their ground-breaking
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NATALIE PORTMAN ROCKS V MAGAZINE! Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 7:03PM FILED UNDER ACTRESSES + MAGAZINES COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! i freakin' love actress natalie portman and she's looking totally stunning on the new cover of v magazine (#62) even though she started starring in films at the tender age of 12 (the professional) she's managed to keep herself glued together - this is one talented & gorgeous
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POP NOSH: THE URINATION EXPLANATION? Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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TWISTED LIES! DRUGS! OTHER LOVERS! Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 8:14AM FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning! the latest cover of star magazine is featuring details on the new book brangelina exposed written by ian halperin which is due out december 1st (just in time for the holidays - the perfect gossip stocking stuffer!) i'm sure brad pitt and angelina jolie aren't thrilled over the
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I'M OFF TO SEE LIGHTS Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 8:22PM FILED UNDER CONCERTS + MUSIC VIDEO COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! although i'd love to stay home tonight and watch the series premiere of v (which i'll tivo) i have to make my way down to the troubadour over in west hollywood to catch 22-year-old canadian pop sensation lights in concert (girlfriend's real name is valerie poxleitner) her debut
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POP NOSH: THE BEST TATTOO EVER! Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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SOMEONE TELL LADY GAGA HALLOWEEN IS OVER Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 7:34AM FILED UNDER MUSICIANS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning! oh it seems like everyday is halloween for lady gaga ... she showed up to 13th annual ace (accessories council excellence) awards last night in nyc with yet another totally bizarre zombie-like outfit - what kind of fuckery is this? what's up with the white powder all over
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ANTONIO BANDERAS GETS HIS STIFF ON Monday November 2 2009 @ 8:48PM FILED UNDER ACTORS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
here's a brand new wax figure of spanish stud antonio banderas (age 49) which was unveiled recently over in madrid, spain! now as far as wax figures go - this is definitely one of the better ones i've seen! (i still say the title for the worst wax figures ever
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COME GET YOUR HOT MORMON MUFFINS! Monday November 2 2009 @ 6:43PM FILED UNDER RANDOM COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening - we made it through monday! i always thought mormons were all buttoned up & straight-laced but these ladies are definitely not your mom's mormons ... a group of mormon moms are being featured in a new 2010 controversial calendar from mormons exposed called hot mormon muffins: a
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POP NOSH: HEIDI KLUM IS THE CROW Monday November 2 2009 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
» heidi klum definitely had one of the best halloween costumes! holy moly « » supposedly adam lambert and boyfriend drake labry split up bitten & bound « » mariah carey's angel costume was a bit on the tight side yeeeah! « » brad & angelina took the kids
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ANDY WARHOL JUST ROLLED OVER ... Saturday October 31 2009 @ 1:32PM FILED UNDER ACTRESSES COMMENTS (2) | PERMALINK
hey kids - happy halloween! oh i had to laugh out loud when i saw these pictures of wacky d-list actress bai ling out and about last night in nyc - supposedly dressed as famed pop art figure andy warhol - i don't really see any resemblance at all -
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ADAM LAMBERT - FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:42PM FILED UNDER LISTEN COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey everyone! i'm running out the door right now to see michael jackson's this is it over at the arclight's cinerama dome - of course i'm beyond excited ... i've heard nothing but great things! anyways below you can listen to the new adam lambert single for your entertainment which
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GOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE POO LOG! Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 8:28PM FILED UNDER RANDOM COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! so you know those commercials for the iphone where apple says there's an app for just about everything? well that's a totally true statement ... introducing an app called poo log from the authors of what's your poo telling you? - now you can truly keep track of
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 7:56AM FILED UNDER PAMELA ANDERSON COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! oh i know i just did a post about pamela anderson yesterday morning but girlfriend seems to be on a roll (or shall we just call it a bender?) she was spotted wearing a super short (shocking, right?) pink dress in london last night leaving the 'whisky misty'
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yeah I agree, John Mayer's music doesn't do anything for me. he's kind of hot but I could never listen to him play and enjoy it for real. anyways, yeah Jessica had a hot streak last year but not for long-- hollywood can be so fickle, right jess?