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Wednesday December 27 2006 @ 8:55AM
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why did this all have to go so very wrong? britney spears quickly became the top 'messy messerson' of the year...even though she was a late entry into the game! once she ditched kevin federline - the gates were swung wide open (along with her legs) and britney came out racing/partying like we've never seen before! this week STAR magazine is concerned that britney could be a sexaholic - with those outfits she very well could be! at least we don't have to worry about paris hilton influencing her anymore - it looks like twosome might be splitting up!

look how cute britney was back in '01 wearing that black lace dress - five years later she went digging through her closet and pulled that number out again but her body is far from how it used to be...it looks like someone had to help her pour into it (i'm surprised it didn't tear!) but that person should've also told her to wear a black bra! the pink one looks so damn trashy - not cute at all! also check out her new bloat factor below - girlfriend needs to make her new year's resolution to whip herself back into shape - we know she can do it and we're all pulling for her! plus ms. spears also needs to go and get herself a way overdue pedicure...i love how the magazine termed her toes - toebese - ha! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

sadly, she sees being popular as the best way to get what she really wants: a man. "she wants a boyfriend desperately. she's the type of girl who always needs to have a guy," another source explains. "that's why she's been going out at night and dressing in see-through, sexy clothes." brit may not be a total sexaholic, but, no doubt, she's got an equally debilitating disease: she's a man-a-holic!

BRITNEY SPEARS...A BLOATED SEXAHOLIC?!?

This is disgusting..this girl should get serious and get her life back together COME ON SHE HAS 2 KIDS ..she is not a teenager anymore..get serious.Its all a scream for media attention and i personally think there are better ways if you want desperate attention like she does and is still treying to get.

» this comment was posted by lola on december 27, 2006 12:55 pm «

the papers are getting sick.

» this comment was posted by jojo on december 27, 2006 1:38 pm «

WOW!!! I can't believe how bag she is looking! It seems like she doesn't even try anymore. She use to be so hot but now she looks nasty. Man, what happened???????

» this comment was posted by letisha on december 27, 2006 1:44 pm «

WOW, i never liked this site or this poster before (I read it only thru DListed) but JESUS.... she's like 10 pounds overweight right now, she was big when she was pregnant but you are just rude! Make fun of her dressing, her idiocy, her vapid smile, her gum smacking, her FUG husband, any # of things (take your pick) but damn the girl just had a kid (and where are these kids and why isn't she home w/ them anyway) and she's hardly fat now! True she shouldn't be wearing those clothes but my god... you are too much.

» this comment was posted by amy on december 27, 2006 1:45 pm «

amy - i'm sorry you feel that way - i consider myself one of the nicer bloggers - i'm never too snarky or mean - people tell me i should be more nasty but it's just not me... it's just an article from STAR magazine - and i did end on a positive note - i still hope britney can pull herself together and get her career back on track - and she really shouldn't be wearing the same dress from five years ago - it's then too easy to make a direct comparison - and i never called her fat!

» this comment was posted by MK on december 27, 2006 2:06 pm «

Yes, Britney is FAT right now and shouldn't be dressing the way she is or acting the way she is. She's killing her own "comeback". What a sow. (I had 2 kids and it only took me about 3-4 months to get back to 122 lbs.--without a C-section or any operations, so she has no excuse!

» this comment was posted by Ann on december 27, 2006 2:58 pm «

I hate to be defending this Bimbo, but wearing revealing clothes has nothing to do with being a "sexaholic".

» this comment was posted by arbor on december 27, 2006 3:18 pm «

You people are really sick and that magazine is even more sick for that article. Are you guys really all that perfect that you have to sit around and make fun of Britney? If I looked half as great as she does in that see through thing I'd wear it ever damned day! Just because she isn't rail thin does not make her obese and unattractive. She probably looks a million times better than any of you ever will! Seriously!

» this comment was posted by Tiffany on december 27, 2006 3:32 pm «

she needs to go to fashion rehab....badly!

» this comment was posted by Nicole on december 27, 2006 4:24 pm «

I hate the press we know they are a pack of wolves that run on the thirst of quenching dollars, but hopefully this should make britney realize she does have a habit of attracting the wrong sort of attention!The papers are full of s*** and it would hurt to have all these untruths written about you and all the exaggerated things you do in public!!! I am on britney's side but i say wake up, stand strong and get out of the media spotlight with your white trash headlines!!

» this comment was posted by Deep sky aka bule on december 27, 2006 4:25 pm «

Leave her alone.

» this comment was posted by Mandy on december 27, 2006 4:31 pm «

Nastee bitch! I weigh well over 200 lbs. and my foot look ten times better than her nasty ass toes. Bitch better not show her face here in Richardson, Texas!

» this comment was posted by Janet Buttimer on december 27, 2006 4:42 pm «

Leave this girl alone. Trust me, she does not need your "hope" that she will get better, she is a good person, she's talented, has amazing success...she WILL be okay, you need not worry. What all of you need to do is get YOUR life in check. Do something. You're bad karma is coming, it just is. My advice is to change right this second, deal with your bad karma and try to start new.

» this comment was posted by "He not bust being born, is busy dieing" on december 27, 2006 5:53 pm «

She's Britney, the one and only Brit Brit! She has the power, anything she wants, she gets!!!! (and clearly staying fit is not one of her priorities!)

» this comment was posted by BeaBea on december 27, 2006 6:14 pm «

What is so weird to me, is it is so easy to dress classy and nice. Espeically with her millions and connections. She could just of just wore classy clothes that hide her bumps and fat arms, get rid of those crappy greasy extentions. People were so ready to be on her side! She had public support. Everyone hated Kfed. Now he doesn't look so bad. I guess you really can't take the trailer trash out of the girl. Like she says.... "We're country"

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on december 27, 2006 7:57 pm «

She's done. Career over. There won't be a comeback. She's distanced herself so far from her "fans" there'll be no coming back. Sort of like Michael Jackson...bye bye. Good riddance.

» this comment was posted by cockpunch on december 27, 2006 8:06 pm «

wow, thats nice how its like.. 135 pounds, thin.. and then 147: double chin and fat. like 12 pounds makes that much of a difference? give the girl a break

» this comment was posted by amy on december 27, 2006 9:01 pm «

In my opinion, no matter how fat or skinny she gets, she will always be what you would call on the street "STANK HOE". She's just nasty all the way around!

» this comment was posted by tasha "jack frost" parham on december 27, 2006 10:36 pm «

Please. She's a public figure, and she's been photographed flashing her bare ladyparts at the paparazzi! This goes far beyond a few extra pounds, bad evening gown choices and a fat face -- she's a crappy mother (out partying every night) and her choice of men is suspect to say the least. To say that she's been shooting herself in the foot these past few months is putting it mildly. She either needs better handlers or she needs to lay low for a while, be seen actually taking care of her children and possibly working on that "hot new CD" we've been hearing about for months. If she doesn't do this, she is the total washout everyone thinks she is.

» this comment was posted by condi's ingrown toenail on december 28, 2006 12:20 am «

wutz up with you Tiffany??? this girl has no right to be that stupid after having two kids now... why are u defending this bimbo so bad??? are you her lover or something??

» this comment was posted by jojo on december 28, 2006 5:44 am «

To Ann's comment, read up on c-sections, last time I checked they don't help you lose weight after a baby. They cut all your nerves which makes it harder to get your tummy back in shape. And everyone loses and gains weight differently. I have a friend who had a baby and 2 weeks later was skinnier than before, and the whole time she ate fast food and didn't work out.

» this comment was posted by Kate on december 28, 2006 6:28 am «

Her behavior and her appearance are just symptoms of something far more serious--the state of her mind and her heart. They are only two explanations for the trainwreck we are all witnessing: A. She is completely self centered and unaware of how her lifestyle impacts her family, her friends, her fans, and her public image, and she doesn't care to find out OR B. She is struggling with some serious issues of depression, self-love, and doesn't have any healthy coping mechanisms. If A, then I hope someone with more sense winds up raising her kids so that we don't have another generation of self absorbed, classless, and irresponsible young people coming out of the Spears/Federline clan. If B, then I hope someone with more sense gets her to a mental health treatment program pronto. People point fingers, call her names, etc etc, but what no one seems to be willing to admit is that her behavior is potentially dangerous to herself and others. I don't care how much money you have, if you are whacked out of your mind and kill somebody with your car, you are in deep trouble. And what if she comes home, and in some kind of stupor, drops the baby? What if she overdoses on drugs and/or alcohol? What if she contracts HIV, or hepatitis, or some other disease with irresponsible, random , unprotected sex?

» this comment was posted by Daisy on december 28, 2006 8:26 am «

I highly HIGHLY doubt she's 147 pounds. More like 190. I weigh 149 and I'm 5 feet 4 inches, have hipbones popping out, no double chin, skeletal clavicles... see my point? I hate the way the media suggests that 147 is fat. Seriously, it's a healthy weight. She also did not weigh 135 in the other picture. Probably like 160 or 170. Seriously, who the hell estimates these? I don't get it. Nicole Richie, at 5 feet 1 inch, weighs like 90 pounds, which is BARELY underweight for her height, but shes 'anorexic' which is bull shit. Now Britney is at the higher end of a healthy weight and she's fat? You can't win with these people. I don't think she's being a very good parent. She should be taking care of her kids and her own health, and enjoy not having a man around for a while. She's not going to build up her rep again by hanging out with Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan, the two most genuine slutty, trashy girls in all of Holllywood. She needs to seriously start taking her kids out more... did they just disappear? Do they even know what the sun looks like anymore? I don't agree with burning her at the stake like many people do.. this article was fairly tame compared to some of the other stuff. I do, however, think she needs to get her priorities straightened out. She's a new mom. Her figure can wait until she's good at being mommy.

» this comment was posted by Katie on december 28, 2006 10:36 am «

She's hardly what I would call FAT, especially since she just had a baby a few months ago. She's average weight if anything. Its the way she's dressing! Even with that rumored tummy tuck, come on and cover it up Britney. Brit needs a wardrobe redo and an image makeover. Spend some time at home with her kids, take six months off and clean up! Can we stage an intervention? And where's Jayden? Who's taking care of her sons, K. Fed?

» this comment was posted by distressedbluejeans on december 28, 2006 8:27 pm «

She is not wearing the same dress from 5 years ago. Look at lace, it is completely different lace. She just likes to dress in half naked slutty clothes. I am 115 pounds and I wouldnt be caught dead in 95% of the outfits that she wears.

» this comment was posted by Colleen on december 29, 2006 1:21 am «

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