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Saturday November 18 2006 @ 8:14PM
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oh yes - today was the big day over in italy when tom cruise finally completed his whole kat(i)e holmes takeover scheme...she is now mrs. tom cruise! the wedding was a scientologist based ceremony - does that mean katie is now a 100% full-fledged l. ron hubbard guru? or does she need to get inducted in some other (creepy) ceremony? gosh who knows how it all works - some things are better left a mystery - we all know what happened to the cat when curiosity came poking around - let's just see how long this marriage lasts - anyone feel like placing bets? popbtes over & out for now - xxoo!

TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES BECOME 'ONE'

I think I will go with two years, three months and five days... that should be the length of time it takes for her to get her head screwed back on right! Poor baby girl, come away from the dark side!!

» this comment was posted by P88hBear on november 19, 2006 5:02 pm «

He must be wearing hills on those pics, he is nowhere near Katie's height less if she's wearing heels (which every bride does) and what's up with her funny/fluffy looking bangs?? What a couple of turds!

» this comment was posted by Aldana on november 19, 2006 7:17 pm «

hmmm I'm gonna guess that the "irreconcilable differences" kick in right around the three year mark. I would say one, but Tom Cruise has Xenu on his side.

» this comment was posted by peace pipe on november 20, 2006 1:39 pm «

HER KNEES ARE BENT!! OMG, I never noticed it before... I was busy pondering what Xenu was and I scrolled up... her knees are fricken bent so they could at least be the same height!! LOL I gotta go before I laugh so hard I wet myself... good gravy y'all...

» this comment was posted by P88hBear on november 20, 2006 7:35 pm «

I think my brain may be taken over by the TomKat bug, I posted a congratulations message on my blog. *sigh*

» this comment was posted by Poppy on november 22, 2006 6:51 pm «

Dont like KH gown....so ordinary.....expected a la Kidman retro wedding gown, Hey maybe in your 2nd marriage.....Kate, ask NK for advise!!!

» this comment was posted by lea on november 25, 2006 6:00 pm «

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POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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MADONNA VS TONE LOC - GIVE IT 2 ME WILD THING
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 7:50AM
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good morning y'all! oh my word - this week has been flying by - it's already time for the mashup of the week selected by my pal dj paul v. and tomorrow is the 4th of july (and more importantly a day off for me!) i think you'll totally dig
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Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 9:40PM
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good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies (britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...)
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POP NOSH: THE RETURN OF BRENDA WALSH?!?
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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CELEBRITIES & MONEY GO HAND IN HAND
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 7:55AM
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good morning! i just ran across these quirky images combining celebrities such as brad pitt & julia roberts with money! it was all part of freakingnews.com's weekly photoshop contests - and some people managed to get really creative with their composites (unfortunately for the winners the monetary prizes aren't very
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KATE INTRODUCES LANCE TO MOM GOLDIE
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 9:10PM
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good evening y'all! just today the question was posed does kate hudson move too fast in relationships? and i think we can all agree the answer is a resounding yes (girlfriend needs to calm her nympho ass down) she bounced right from her broken marriage with rocker chris robinson (whom
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POP NOSH: DO YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS PURE?
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† benji madden thinks paris is pure but what about that valtrex prescription? webster's is my bitch † could madonna be getting cozy with the yankees' hottie alex rodgriguez (a-rod)?!? yeeeah! † angelina jolie is all set to give birth to twins very soon in a french hospital! celebslam
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 7:12AM
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good morning! this week's star magazine cover arrives early this week (since it's a short week w/ friday being the 4th of july) with yet another feature on stars without makeup (previously featured here & here) yup 'even celebs need help to look fab' makeup can cover up a whole
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AMY WINEHOUSE - STRIKING A POSE!
Monday June 30 2008 @ 11:35PM
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oh my gosh - i'm starting to feel like a broken record when it comes to amy winehouse - we all know she's a complete mess and her minor attempts at quick rehab solutions aren't doing any good at all - tonight she was in full drugged out form when
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MERYL STREEP - ONE NIGHT, TWO DRESSES
Monday June 30 2008 @ 9:00PM
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good evening! earlier this evening over in london was the premiere of mamma mia! - the big screen adaptation (opening july 18th - the trailer is embedded below) of the popular broadway musical of the same name - all based on the hit songs of abba - i haven't seen
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POP NOSH: COURTNEY LOVE - IN A SHOPPING CART
Monday June 30 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† what's up with my dear (but wacky) courtney love being pushed in a shopping cart?!? celebslam † the always crazy, sexy, & cool juliette lewis celebrated her 35th birthday! webster's is my bitch † pamela anderson said she thinks jessica simpson is a bitch and a whore (catfight!)
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WE BREAK THE DAWN
Monday June 30 2008 @ 8:25AM
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good morning! does anybody else miss destiny's child as much as i do?!? i do love beyonce as a solo act - and kelly rowland tossed out a few decent solo tracks but nothing beats them being together - yet in the meantime i'm actually really excited for michelle williams'
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'WANTED' TOTALLY ROCKED!
Sunday June 29 2008 @ 8:30PM
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hey kids! wow - i was actually able to tear myself away from the computer this afternoon (after i fixed a site wide issue that was driving me insane but all is ok now) to go see wanted (at the arclight) which i've been dying to see ever since i
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AMY WINEHOUSE - BACK AT THE CLINIC
Saturday June 28 2008 @ 10:40PM
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oh lordy...here we go again - just yesterday i asked what might be coming up next in the continuing saga of amy winehouse - well earlier today she performed at the glastonbury festival over in the uk - and ended up punching a fan and spitting her chewing gum into
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I NEED TO START WATCHING 'LIPSTICK JUNGLE'
Saturday June 28 2008 @ 7:10PM
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after seeing this super hot picture of a shirtless robert buckley - i'm thinking i need to start watching lipstick jungle (mr. buckley plays 'kirby atwood') when the show returns to nbc in the fall (wednesday sept 24th at 10pm to be exact) plus besides all the eye candy -
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