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STOP JESSICA SIMPSON & HER BLONDE AMBITION!
Sunday November 12 2006 @ 7:06PM
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UPDATE her movie's release date has been pushed back...because it most likely sucks!

hey everybody! i hope you all had a lovely sunday! so i mentioned this back in september but it looks like it's actually happening...jessica simpson attempting to update one of my favorite films...1989's working girl that is due to be titled blonde ambition! (poor madonna is being dragged into this mess too...) i really don't care if she makes a movie about a secretary climbing to the top of the NY business scene - just PLEASE don't call it a remake! there are plenty of movies that borrow from past cinematic storylines - so ms. simpson should go on with her blonde self and make her dumbass movie but trying to ride the coattails of a film nominated for five academy awards and won for best song (carly simon's amazing tune let the river run) is simply wrong! does jessica think (along with daddy joe who's a producer on this film) that she possibly has a chance at garnering a oscar nomination like ms. melanie griffith did for her performance as 'tess mcgill'?!? (dream on girlfriend) both harrison ford & sigourney weaver agree with me below - i'm not the best at super imposing images but i think my little poster came out quite well! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

PS everything i talked about above also applies to that darn attempt to remake 85's adventures in babysitting - all these remakes are pure blasphemy! if anything take a movie that sucked the first time around and make it better! (did anyone ever see the film version of my favorite book ever...george orwell's 1984 - it's horrible!)




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STOP JESSICA SIMPSON & HER BLONDE AMBITION!

Dim Sum Tess, two way street.
» this comment was posted by Pop Muse on november 12, 2006 8:32 pm «

So let me get this straight - bimbette over there thinks she act... mistake number one. Then she thinks that her little "sex kitten" routine is going to hold out for an hour and some odd minutes... mistake number two. The eighties were fabulous for movies - so emulate, not remake, them!! Leave my precious teenage memories alone but if you feel that you must remake something at least get someone who can actually act. Let's remember - her claim to fame is being stupid. Not for singing, not for acting, not for modeling... for thinking buffalo wings came from actual buffalos!! Love ya ~ P88hBear
» this comment was posted by P88hBear on november 12, 2006 9:00 pm «

You would think that since every movie these "singers" are in flops big time they would get the hint and stop torturing us.I would have watched Employee of the Month except Jessica was in it and I couldn't justify spending that much money to see her! Singers need to stop acting!!!!Maybe if they have so much free time they can learn to sing!!!
» this comment was posted by mariaR on november 13, 2006 10:08 am «

This is so gonna bomb! Why mess with a good thing! Stop with the remakes already!
» this comment was posted by Magan on november 13, 2006 10:30 am «

They never ended up remaking Adventures in babysittin did they? That was the hottest 80s movie ever. Don't F with the babysitter!! How hot was that Thor blondey guy. I was 8, we were going to get married. call me!! why wont JS die already? I want a picture of her with a mouth sore to show up online.
» this comment was posted by Angel on november 13, 2006 10:55 am «

Thor was Vincent Dinafrio or however you spell it.
» this comment was posted by Kat on november 13, 2006 12:31 pm «

Joan Cusack also got an Oscar nomination for this film. She was amazing...go away bimbo Simpson and your weirdo-pervert father, please.
» this comment was posted by Peter on november 13, 2006 12:44 pm «

Joe must have paid Luke several million, because Luke has the reputation that he only makes movies with pretty women, because Jessica never was and still is not pretty! I hope she gets an extreme makeover by getting her nose fixed if she wants the movie to be a success, if not, she can forget about Luke, and this movie like the last one will BOMB!
» this comment was posted by Cynthia on november 13, 2006 1:23 pm «

what the hell does her in her panties on a shag rug have ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING????????????
» this comment was posted by Anonymous on november 13, 2006 6:20 pm «

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is like the second website i've been on that has that "Working Girl" poster with Jessica Simpson on it. That picture is a promotional picture from her recent album. Duh.
» this comment was posted by Josie on november 17, 2006 7:29 am «
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MARIAH CAREY - I'LL BE LOVIN' U LONG TIME - VIDEO
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 10:15PM
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MORE BEST & WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES!
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 9:40PM
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good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies (britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...)
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CELEBRITIES & MONEY GO HAND IN HAND
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 7:55AM
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KATE INTRODUCES LANCE TO MOM GOLDIE
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 9:10PM
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POP NOSH: DO YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS PURE?
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 7:12AM
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AMY WINEHOUSE - STRIKING A POSE!
Monday June 30 2008 @ 11:35PM
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MERYL STREEP - ONE NIGHT, TWO DRESSES
Monday June 30 2008 @ 9:00PM
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