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Martha and Russell while whisking eggs for the stuffing:
\nRussell: \"I'll just whisk them, I won't fertilize them.\"
\nMartha: \"You know how many women would love that.\"
\n[LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE]
\nRussell: \"There is only one bloke in your audience -- he's the only guy who didn't laugh at that joke. Perhaps you can explain it to him later.\"

\nRussell, on being a romantic (which they spoke about during a lesson on sweeping):
\nMartha: \"You have to take something home to your wife in Australia.\"
\nRussell: \"I'm not taking her a broom. I'm going to get her some jewelry -- but thanks for the tip, Martha.\"
\nMartha: \"Well how about some knowledge, how to sweep.\"
\nRussell: \"You mean sweep her off her feet Martha. You have to do that continually Martha -- Every two weeks at least.\"

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