WHY CAN'T LINDSAY BE MORE LIKE ANGELINA?

oh gosh - momma dina lohan is opening her dumb ass trap once again about daughter lindsay lohan's career! she told STAR magazine

i would love to see her in an action movie, like an angelina jolie movie. i would like to see her in a kickboxing movie. she could do it.

yeah kickboxing movies are totally smart career moves - maybe dina can finance the project herself - hell make it a musical and younger sister ali can join in on the project (don't forget about little ali's upcoming holiday album) if lindsay had any smarts at all she would fire her mom from managing her career or else she'll be back on long island renting her kickbox movies...popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!

PS dina says she also has her hands in a number of other projects including a 'gameshow for housewives' - man that sounds like a real blast! i can hardly wait or contain my excitement!


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