popbytes { JESSICA TURNING INTO COURTNEY? }

» NEXT BASEMENT JAXX - TAKE ME BACK... - VIDEO
« PREV POP NOSH DAILY LINKAGE

Wednesday October 4 2006 @ 1:08PM
FILED UNDER JESSICA SIMPSON
PERMALINK | TAGS

oh my gosh! the latest issue of STAR magazine insults my girl courtney love in a major way by comparing her to miss 'mess of the moment' jessica simpson - even claiming simpson is turning into love! yes jessica's a total trainwreck but she has no real talent like ms. love doth possess - jessica couldn't touch courtney even if she tried! although we've been hearing about a courtney comeback for quite a while now - still nothing in the way of new music...she best hop to it! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!

JESSICA TURNING INTO COURTNEY?

um...could it be that blonde hair, red lipstick and a black dress is just a really pedestrian combination, and these are just two really pedestrian ladies? courtney love lost it a long time ago.

» this comment was posted by La Angel on october 5, 2006 2:16 pm «

"um...could it be that blonde hair, red lipstick and a black dress is just a really pedestrian combination, and these are just two really pedestrian ladies? courtney love lost it a long time ago." ---Astute. And yes, she so did.

» this comment was posted by Bonnie on october 5, 2006 6:17 pm «

Amazingly, someone else makes Courtney Love look hot...

» this comment was posted by KristinMichelle on october 5, 2006 8:28 pm «

Did anybody notice how f'd up Jess was on TRL....A total mess. She couldn't stop dropping her head.

» this comment was posted by k-pants on october 6, 2006 4:56 am «

um....if you check out her recent demented facial expressions and EXTREMELY dilated pupils it becomes clear: CRYSTAL METH.

» this comment was posted by beenthere_donethat on october 6, 2006 5:10 am «

Jessica Simpson can't touch Courtney Love. Jessica is a no talent loser who hasn't accomplished anything except for prancing around in 'Daisy Dukes'. Courtney on the other hand is amazing. She was in a very popular band, is a critically acclaimed actress and is an amazing solo artist. No competition. Courtney Love is the most important woman in the music industry. Jessica Simpson is nothing.

» this comment was posted by Billie on november 4, 2006 1:20 am «

Courtney Love and Jessica Simpson have NOTHING IN COMMON!!!!!! Courtney is a talented lyricist, singer, guitar player and a critically acclaimed actress and Jessica Simpson is the complete opposite.. She can't sing, she can't write music, she can’t play the guitar and she certainly can not act... Plus Courtney’s hotter! All Hail the Queen of Grunge:)

» this comment was posted by Chloe on november 17, 2006 8:26 pm «

» NEXT BASEMENT JAXX - TAKE ME BACK... - VIDEO
« PREV POP NOSH DAILY LINKAGE

DAVID GEST - ODDBALL MUSIC VIDEO STAR!
Thursday July 24 2008 @ 7:45PM
FILED UNDER WATCH
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey kids! here's a bizarre item for the evening - remember david gest? gosh - how could anyone forget him - the eccentric producer & promoter who was once married to my dear liza minnelli (that rocky marriage didn't last very long...) apparently he's more famous over in the uk
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: BROOKE HOGAN NUDE? NO THANKS!
Thursday July 24 2008 @ 12:55PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
† oh let's start a petition people - nobody wants to see brooke hogan naked in playboy yeeeah! † miss universe needs to practice doing simple tasks such as blinking... webster's is my bitch † angelina jolie's twins were supposedly conceived via in vitro fertilization! a socialite's life †
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

MASHUP TIME W/ MISSY ELLIOTT
Thursday July 24 2008 @ 8:06AM
FILED UNDER MASHUP OF THE WEEK
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning! oh i'd love to sleep a little more this morning after last night's revelry but unfortunately i've got to get my ass to work soon - right now we've got the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. that mashes missy elliott with some country tune - and
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

I'M OFF TO SEE 'HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR'
Wednesday July 23 2008 @ 8:35PM
FILED UNDER CONCERTS
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
update! oh it's getting late - i need to go to bed but i just got home (i filled up my gas tank on the way back and this lady asked me to drive her down sunset blvd - i politely told her no...) the show was great except the
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

LISA MARIE'S BROTHER'S DRUG DEN EXPOSED!
Wednesday July 23 2008 @ 7:11PM
FILED UNDER NATIONAL ENQUIRER
COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
hey hey! this week's national enquirer is featuring another drug den although this one is for sure tamer than whitney houston's crack den (which made the cover back in march '06) apparently lisa marie presley's 21-year-old half-brother navarone garibaldi (pictured here with dreadlocks) is a big-time pot dealer - with
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE GETS WAXED!
Wednesday July 23 2008 @ 12:55PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† oh my amy winehouse never looked healthier! (too bad it's actually a wax figure) agent bedhead † rumors are swirling that britney spears & justin timberlake might do a duet! a socialite's life † after spending four weeks in rehab heather locklear is ready to go kick denise
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

SARAH JESSICA PARKER - CHEATED ON?!?
Wednesday July 23 2008 @ 6:00AM
FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE
COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
good morning! oh we've got a brand new juicy rumor that's seeming to come out of left field - the latest cover of star magazine is claiming that sarah jessica parker's hubby matthew broderick of eleven years was caught cheating on sjp with some skanky 25-year-old woman (supposedly there's an
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

ESTELLE GETTY - REST IN PEACE
Tuesday July 22 2008 @ 10:00PM
FILED UNDER R.I.P.
COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
oh today is a super sad day - earlier today i heard of the passing of estelle getty and my heart just sank :( she died this morning three days before 85th birthday - i knew she had been sick over the last few years suffering from lewy body dementia
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

LC, AUDRINA, LO, JUSTIN BOBBY, AND LINDSAY...
Tuesday July 22 2008 @ 8:35PM
FILED UNDER RANDOM
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! once i saw these cute pics of the hills stars hamming it up in a photo booth combined with today's release of the 4th season trailer - i knew it'd be a perfect post for tonight! lauren 'lc' conrad, audrina partridge, lauren 'lo' bosworth, and sexy dirty boy
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: CHRISTIAN BALE WAS ARRESTED!
Tuesday July 22 2008 @ 12:55PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† christian bale was arrested over in london for supposedly assaulting his mom & sister! celebslam † oh no! 'golden girl' estelle getty passed away this morning (3 days before her 85th birthday) tmz † do you think angelina jolie really wants to do a film w/ billy bob
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

JESSICA BIEL STANDS UP TO CANCER
Tuesday July 22 2008 @ 7:35AM
FILED UNDER ACTRESSES + RANDOM
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning y'all! right now i've got an exclusive behind the scenes look at a new public service announcement starring jessica biel (girlfriend of cutie pie justin timberlake) on behalf of stand up to cancer (watch the psa) to find out what you can do to help please make sure
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

LADY BUNNY JOINS PETA AGAINST KFC
Monday July 21 2008 @ 8:01PM
FILED UNDER ADVERTS + PEOPLE
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! here's legendary drag queen (and blogger!) lady bunny (a sassy staple on the nyc scene) unveiling a brand new billboard in manhattan's soho neighborhood (very close to my old apartment on grand & thompson) featuring her bad self and peta - both saying no to kentucky fried chicken
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

POP NOSH: JESSICA SIMPSON GOT BOOED
Monday July 21 2008 @ 12:55PM
FILED UNDER POP NOSH
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† jessica simpson's new country schtick didn't go over so well with one audience... celebwarship † is drew barrymore's drinking to blame for her split with mac cutie justin long? yeeeah! † kate moss loves to smoke cigarettes and never wants 'em give it up! i'm not obsessed †
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

FRAGMA'S TOCA'S MIRACLE 2008
Monday July 21 2008 @ 8:20AM
FILED UNDER MONDAY MP3
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning! i'm about to share one of my latest guilty music pleasures - another piece of european dance pop fluff with germany's fragma's re-issue of toca's miracle which was originally conceived as a mashup with their track toca me and coco star's single i need a miracle (she's pictured
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }

KATIE HOLMES IS A TIRED BADASS...
Sunday July 20 2008 @ 11:30PM
FILED UNDER TOM CRUISE
COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
at least katie holmes looks like one in the picture below with her smaller hubby tom cruise standing next to her - the couple took in a little motorcycle racing this afternoon at red bull's moto grandprix held in laguna seca, california - right now girlfriend is quite busy (even
{ READ THIS POPBYTE IN ITS ENTIRETY }