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Wednesday October 11 2006 @ 1:31PM
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oh my - here is the very latest jessica simpson video for her new terrible single i belong to me (many thanks to jon) nothing special going on here except jessica going crazy with a small pair of scissors - giving herself some sorta makeover (i doubt her pal ken paves would approve) but oh just wait until she starts pouring the mascara & red lipstick on making herself look like a clown - plus she makes a bunch of crazy ass faces...she seriously needs to calm herself down! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

PS i just realized (thanks to ms. joey) that with the messy makeup application and cutting the hair all wild - maybe she really is trying to go all courtney love on us - i feel a cover of 'doll parts' coming soon - someone stop her!

JESSICA SIMPSON - I BELONG TO ME - VIDEO

Her lips look horrible....

» this comment was posted by Chi on october 11, 2006 3:12 pm «

That video sucked...What is with her mouth and the way she was pronouncing the words. A little extreme I think. I used to like her and now I can't stand her!!!

» this comment was posted by Becky on october 11, 2006 5:43 pm «

WOW, JESSICA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL (AS ALWAYS) BUT I LOVE THE MESSAGE OF THE VIDEO..................AND SHE SINGS IT WITH SUCH CONVICTION, LOTS OF CRITICS OUT THERE AND THATS FINE, BUT HATE, AND HATE HER?! THATS PRETTY STRONG.............MAYBE YOU HATE YOURSELF.

» this comment was posted by FAWNA on october 11, 2006 8:09 pm «

jess:: you look sick, check in to see a doc. i just saw nick on TV ON DAVID LETTERMAN SHOWN. AND HE LOOK GOOD. jess you made a big boo when you div him. jess if you sill love him go and get him. befire it to late. guy that you being going out are a pc of ass.and that is all. CONN JOE

» this comment was posted by conn joe on october 11, 2006 9:56 pm «

what the hell is she going why is she molesting her self and we all know she's talking aboutthat she loved nic and that papa joe told her she belong to him not nic kkkkk

» this comment was posted by here we go agian on october 12, 2006 12:42 am «

So, my question is this. If she's all preachy about how she belongs to herself, blah blah blah... why does she look so depressed about it??

» this comment was posted by wilyjess on october 12, 2006 5:14 am «

looks like shakira in "te dejo madrid" video.

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 12, 2006 10:48 am «

I remember her sounding good like 7 years ago or so...I just don't like any of her new stuff...on this album or her last.

» this comment was posted by karen on october 12, 2006 12:02 pm «

Um...what the hell is up with that? What happened to her face?

» this comment was posted by B~ on october 12, 2006 4:44 pm «

agreed. see ya later biznitch

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 12, 2006 5:01 pm «

I watched it with the sound off and was laughing hysterically. my husband as well. He said she has nice tits but the rest is crap. He asked what is wrong with her mouth. Looks like she has a big , hard worm for an upper lip - really a crappy job with the lip surgery. I remember my husband seeing her in a magazine spread several years ago, before she left Texas for the bright lights of Hollywood - he drooled over her - said she was a really natural looking, beautiful girl. He refused to believe, after watching the video that she is the same person. (after her eye and nose surgery, etc..) Looks like I will have to go through my old magazine stash to prove to him it IS her, just several surgeries and rough years later. What a pity - she had such potential.

» this comment was posted by Anne on october 13, 2006 7:05 am «

you guys should shut up jess is amazing and has a great video ya'll just jelouse cause u cant look like that.

» this comment was posted by ell on october 13, 2006 3:06 pm «

Ok, is it me or does this biotch look like nowadays Brittney Spears??? Also, what's up with the enunciation?? Must be her lips are numb from all the surgery. And no Jess, you no longer belong to your self; you belong to your surgeon... he made you :)

» this comment was posted by Aldana on october 13, 2006 5:49 pm «

Jessica really needs an intervention because this video was hot mess. Her record sales are poor to, if she thinks this video will make them increase then she and her dad/manager need a reality check.

» this comment was posted by Aiyana on october 14, 2006 6:02 am «

she's sings and looks terrible.

» this comment was posted by CARLA on october 15, 2006 5:57 pm «

This seems to be her first step to self discovery....I think it's great....Do you really think Nick's doing that great, at least she's being real and honest for a change, maybe that's her change- sometimes lifes tough but you have to be true to yourself....Nobody should get married in their 20's that's for finding you and what fits you....What seems perfect obviously isn't always the case, especially in Hollywood. We should stop living their lives and live ours.

» this comment was posted by Autumn on october 17, 2006 9:54 am «

You all are crazy if you think this was not a good video! Jessica I love this video.... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP IT UP

» this comment was posted by Nichole Hanshaw on october 18, 2006 1:11 pm «

oh my god. I watched this video and just thought 'what went on between these boots are made for walking video and this video?'...she reminds me of michael jackson now and believe me, regardless of how harsh my words sound i really like her but what's going on that's so bad that she has to look like this i hope the surgeries stop and she can scoop herself back together..she needs to get back with nick they been singing songs back and forth for the longest time and i know they still love one another

» this comment was posted by kelso on october 18, 2006 1:34 pm «

she is a stupid, spoiled rotten bitch. Her voice is about as good as my 9 year old daughter. you cannot understand what she is saying and you sure cannot stand to watch her either. she is a has been, goodbye Jessica (and Ashley)

» this comment was posted by DC on october 18, 2006 2:47 pm «

I think this video was REALLY GOOD..for all u HATERS out here...Just STOP...u know that it's a good video.

» this comment was posted by Delveen on october 18, 2006 3:21 pm «

That was a freak show!!!

» this comment was posted by Carol on october 18, 2006 7:13 pm «

It sounds like Jess has been listening to her daddy too much instead of her heart!!!!!!!!!!!!BIG mistake for leaving Nick Jess. Not only did it make you look bad but also left you w/ a brkn heart.

» this comment was posted by Lisa on october 18, 2006 8:11 pm «

Jess, I don't think you know who you belong to. It seems to me yur prty messd up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 18, 2006 8:17 pm «

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