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Wednesday October 11 2006 @ 1:31PM
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oh my - here is the very latest jessica simpson video for her new terrible single i belong to me (many thanks to jon) nothing special going on here except jessica going crazy with a small pair of scissors - giving herself some sorta makeover (i doubt her pal ken paves would approve) but oh just wait until she starts pouring the mascara & red lipstick on making herself look like a clown - plus she makes a bunch of crazy ass faces...she seriously needs to calm herself down! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

PS i just realized (thanks to ms. joey) that with the messy makeup application and cutting the hair all wild - maybe she really is trying to go all courtney love on us - i feel a cover of 'doll parts' coming soon - someone stop her!

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JESSICA SIMPSON - I BELONG TO ME - VIDEO

Her lips look horrible....

» this comment was posted by Chi on october 11, 2006 3:12 pm «

That video sucked...What is with her mouth and the way she was pronouncing the words. A little extreme I think. I used to like her and now I can't stand her!!!

» this comment was posted by Becky on october 11, 2006 5:43 pm «

WOW, JESSICA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL (AS ALWAYS) BUT I LOVE THE MESSAGE OF THE VIDEO..................AND SHE SINGS IT WITH SUCH CONVICTION, LOTS OF CRITICS OUT THERE AND THATS FINE, BUT HATE, AND HATE HER?! THATS PRETTY STRONG.............MAYBE YOU HATE YOURSELF.

» this comment was posted by FAWNA on october 11, 2006 8:09 pm «

jess:: you look sick, check in to see a doc. i just saw nick on TV ON DAVID LETTERMAN SHOWN. AND HE LOOK GOOD. jess you made a big boo when you div him. jess if you sill love him go and get him. befire it to late. guy that you being going out are a pc of ass.and that is all.
CONN JOE

» this comment was posted by conn joe on october 11, 2006 9:56 pm «

what the hell is she going why is she molesting her self and we all know she's talking aboutthat she loved nic and that papa joe told her she belong to him not nic kkkkk

» this comment was posted by here we go agian on october 12, 2006 12:42 am «

So, my question is this. If she's all preachy about how she belongs to herself, blah blah blah... why does she look so depressed about it??

» this comment was posted by wilyjess on october 12, 2006 5:14 am «

looks like shakira in "te dejo madrid" video.

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 12, 2006 10:48 am «

I remember her sounding good like 7 years ago or so...I just don't like any of her new stuff...on this album or her last.

» this comment was posted by karen on october 12, 2006 12:02 pm «

Um...what the hell is up with that? What happened to her face?

» this comment was posted by B~ on october 12, 2006 4:44 pm «

agreed. see ya later biznitch

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 12, 2006 5:01 pm «

I watched it with the sound off and was laughing hysterically. my husband as well. He said she has nice tits but the rest is crap. He asked what is wrong with her mouth. Looks like she has a big , hard worm for an upper lip - really a crappy job with the lip surgery.
I remember my husband seeing her in a magazine spread several years ago, before she left Texas for the bright lights of Hollywood - he drooled over her - said she was a really natural looking, beautiful girl. He refused to believe, after watching the video that she is the same person. (after her eye and nose surgery, etc..) Looks like I will have to go through my old magazine stash to prove to him it IS her, just several surgeries and rough years later. What a pity - she had such potential.

» this comment was posted by Anne on october 13, 2006 7:05 am «

you guys should shut up jess is amazing and has a great video ya'll just jelouse cause u cant look like that.

» this comment was posted by ell on october 13, 2006 3:06 pm «

Ok, is it me or does this biotch look like nowadays Brittney Spears??? Also, what's up with the enunciation?? Must be her lips are numb from all the surgery. And no Jess, you no longer belong to your self; you belong to your surgeon... he made you :)

» this comment was posted by Aldana on october 13, 2006 5:49 pm «

Jessica really needs an intervention because this video was hot mess. Her record sales are poor to, if she thinks this video will make them increase then she and her dad/manager need a reality check.

» this comment was posted by Aiyana on october 14, 2006 6:02 am «

she's sings and looks terrible.

» this comment was posted by CARLA on october 15, 2006 5:57 pm «

This seems to be her first step to self discovery....I think it's great....Do you really think Nick's doing that great, at least she's being real and honest for a change, maybe that's her change- sometimes lifes tough but you have to be true to yourself....Nobody should get married in their 20's that's for finding you and what fits you....What seems perfect obviously isn't always the case, especially in Hollywood. We should stop living their lives and live ours.

» this comment was posted by Autumn on october 17, 2006 9:54 am «

You all are crazy if you think this was not a good video! Jessica I love this video.... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP IT UP

» this comment was posted by Nichole Hanshaw on october 18, 2006 1:11 pm «

oh my god. I watched this video and just thought 'what went on between these boots are made for walking video and this video?'...she reminds me of michael jackson now and believe me, regardless of how harsh my words sound i really like her but what's going on that's so bad that she has to look like this

i hope the surgeries stop and she can scoop herself back together..she needs to get back with nick they been singing songs back and forth for the longest time and i know they still love one another

» this comment was posted by kelso on october 18, 2006 1:34 pm «

she is a stupid, spoiled rotten bitch. Her voice is about as good as my 9 year old daughter. you cannot understand what she is saying and you sure cannot stand to watch her either. she is a has been, goodbye Jessica (and Ashley)

» this comment was posted by DC on october 18, 2006 2:47 pm «

I think this video was REALLY GOOD..for all u HATERS out here...Just STOP...u know that it's a good video.

» this comment was posted by Delveen on october 18, 2006 3:21 pm «

That was a freak show!!!

» this comment was posted by Carol on october 18, 2006 7:13 pm «

It sounds like Jess has been listening to her daddy too much instead of her heart!!!!!!!!!!!!BIG mistake for leaving Nick Jess. Not only did it make you look bad but also left you w/ a brkn heart.

» this comment was posted by Lisa on october 18, 2006 8:11 pm «

Jess, I don't think you know who you belong to. It seems to me yur prty messd up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on october 18, 2006 8:17 pm «

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JANET JACKSON - MAKE ME - VIDEO
Friday November 20 2009 @ 9:06PM
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oh i love me some janet jackson - and her new song make me is such a great (and much needed) throwback to janet's classic sound - fun and simple - plus it makes me want to dance! below is the video which just premiered tonight - she looks amazing!
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: JONATHAN WAUD
Friday November 20 2009 @ 8:33PM
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good evening! did anybody watch that reality competition show make me a supermodel over on bravo? then you might remember british hottie jonathan waud from last season (who now lives here in los angeles) he just scored a brand new ad campaign for rm (australian underwear / swimwear) and the
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JENNIFER LOPEZ - FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN - VIDEO
Friday November 20 2009 @ 1:22PM
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POP NOSH: JUDE LAW DOESN'T LIKE BEING SPIED ON
Friday November 20 2009 @ 1:10PM
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VIDEO FIX: INTERVIEW WITH THE CAST FROM GLEE
Friday November 20 2009 @ 12:55PM
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glee is hands down the best show on television right now - i hope you're watching!
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HEIDI KLUM HITS THE RUNWAY
Friday November 20 2009 @ 7:44AM
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good morning and happy friday! you'd certainly never guess that just five and a half weeks ago supermodel heidi klum (age 36) gave birth to her fourth child (a girl named lou samuel) she hit the runway last night in nyc at the annual victoria's secret fashion show (which will
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AN UPDATE ON BRAD PITT'S BEARD ...
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 8:05PM
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sadly the beard hasn't gone away - although i seriously wish it would! brad pitt is still rocking that nasty beard (he just arrived in nice, france) which is also going gray - it's starting to remind me of grizzly adams! i don't mind a little facial hair (in fact
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POP NOSH: A HAIR BRUSH LINE? REALLY?
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 12:55PM
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GAGA VS. WALKEN VS. CARTMAN - POKER FACES!
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 7:45AM
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I'M OFF TO SEE RÖYKSOPP!
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 8:15PM
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good evening! i'm super excited to head downtown tonight to see norwegian electronic / chillout duo röyksopp (comprised of cuties torbjørn brundtland / svein berge) play at club nokia - it's the first night of their mini us tour (they're also playing in san francisco and new york) i've been
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POP NOSH: DEPP GETS SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (AGAIN!)
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 12:55PM
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH TOM CRUISE
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 7:41AM
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good morning! so that's where katie holmes might take us because according to the latest cover of star magazine - ms. holmes turned down the deal supposedly offered to her by hubby tom cruise (you know the rumored deal to stay married which the magazine featured three weeks ago) although
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OH I SMELL A (GLITTER) DISASTER COMING ...
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 9:12PM
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NINE / KATE HUDSON / CINEMA ITALIANO
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 7:02PM
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POP NOSH: IT STRIKES AGAIN! IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 12:55PM
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JOHN STAMOS GETS HIS HOLLYWOOD BLVD STAR
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 8:11AM
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good morning! i knew something was up yesterday when two people in my office told me they spotted cutie john stamos (age 46) on hollywood blvd yesterday and it turns out he was getting his star (#2,393) along the infamous 'walk of fame' - which was probably in conjunction with
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GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Monday November 16 2009 @ 8:22PM
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hey hey! so this crazy looking scantily-clad character (who does have a certain sex appeal about him!) was spotted walking around downtown los angeles earlier today ... can you figure out why he's dressed like that? find out what he's actually up to after the jump ... go!
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BEYONCE / LADY GAGA - VIDEO PHONE - VIDEO!
Monday November 16 2009 @ 6:16PM
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it's finally here! the brand new music video for beyoncé's single video phone (the extended remix version) featuring lady gaga! i certainly wouldn't say it's the best video ever (it does look kind of cheap) but i really like seeing these two ladies bust a move together ... let's just
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POP NOSH: ENRIQUE IGLESIAS WAS TOO HOT FOR TV
Monday November 16 2009 @ 12:55PM
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LADY GAGA IS A MONSTER
Monday November 16 2009 @ 7:26AM
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good morning! as expected the four remaining tracks from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster (out next week) leaked over the weekend (you can easily find the tracks on the web) and i must say girlfriend has eight very strong tracks on her hand - right now i'm all
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HOW TO BE FAMOUS ... BY HEIDI & SPENCER
Sunday November 15 2009 @ 2:58PM
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oh lordy ... when i first heard that heidi montag and spencer pratt were writing a book - i assumed it was a big joke but unfortunately it's not ... their book how to get famous is available starting today (please don't all rush out at once to go buy
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DOLLY PARTON - HERE SHE COMES AGAIN
Saturday November 14 2009 @ 3:53PM
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hey hey! there's nobody out there that can compare to country legend dolly parton - she's seriously the best! now she's got a new dvd/cd out released this past week called dolly parton: live from london which would make the perfect gift this holiday season for any fan of ms.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: KELLAN LUTZ
Friday November 13 2009 @ 9:19PM
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oh my word - i swear you can't go for five minutes without hearing something related to twilight - the stephanie meyer vampire franchise is literally everywhere! right now the craze is in extra high gear because the 2nd installment new moon lands in theaters on november 20th - exactly
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POP NOSH: OH NO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THIS ...
Friday November 13 2009 @ 12:55PM
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RIHANNA - RUSSIAN ROULETTE - VIDEO!
Friday November 13 2009 @ 11:34AM
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hey y'all! i've got the brand new rihanna video for the single russian roulette - when i first heard the song i wasn't all that crazy about it but the track has totally grown on me (and they used it during this week's episode of gossip girl!) besides the video
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS - YOU KNOW ME - VIDEO
Friday November 13 2009 @ 8:17AM
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good morning and happy friday! earlier this week i got a copy of the new robbie williams' album - his eighth studio release - reality killed the video star (which will be available here in the us on tuesday, november 17th) and i'm really digging it - i've always had
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IS JON GOSSELIN GETTING PAID TO SMOKE?
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 9:29PM
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hey everyone! i really can't stand anything gosselin related but as i sift through paparazzi pictures on a daily basis looking for content to write about here on popbytes - i started to notice loser jon gosselin is practically always smoking in pictures - more than anyone else (see examples
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LADY GAGA + BEYONCE ARE ON THE 'TELEPHONE'
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:25PM
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hey hey! oh yes - we've got yet another leak from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster - it's called telephone and features my gal beyoncé ... it's another stellar track (listen below) all of gaga's new material is seriously on fire - my head is about explode (in
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POP NOSH: DOUBLE GROSS
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» oh the thought of these two having sex is too much to bear litely salted « » amy winehouse wants to make her ass bigger to match her boobs the blemish « » what is going on between britney spears and satan?! the superficial « » today's a
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I WANNA KNOW NOW - BOB MARLEY VS. MGMT
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:06AM
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† from dj paul v.one of the joys in finding a great bootleg is when it uses an artist or singer you love, who doesn't get mashed all that often. it makes the pairing all the more heightened. that artist this week is bob marley, whose always uplifting is
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