good evening! tonight on david letterman the always funny top ten list was supposed to be presented by ex NJ governor jim mcgreevey who made headlines when he admitted to being gay and recently discussed the whole situation with oprah winfrey but mcgreevey apparently stopped calling after he told dave he'd make an appearance on his show (i think ms. winfrey might have scared him off a bit from more TV appearances...he was quite nervous plus she was a bit tough on him) anyways the hilarious list is copied below! popbytes over & out - xxoo!
Letterman explained that 'we had invited the governor to be here, he
said he would be here, we were all very excited that he was going to be
here and then he stopped calling. They just stopped calling. They left
us numbers that were unplugged, we couldn't get a hold of him. He said,
'Oh no, we're coming, don't worry, we're coming,' and that's the last we
heard of him...I hope he's okay.'
Chapter Titles in Jim McGreevey's Book (THE 'LATE SHOW' TOP TEN)
10. The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself 9. How to Pretend to Like Girls for 47 Years 8. From Schwarzenegger to Pataki: Governors Id Like to Oil Up 7. Another Confession - I Cant Resist Entenmanns Pound Cake 6. At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan 5. The New Jersey Budget Crisis - What Would Judy Garland Do? 4. A Look at the Governors Balls 3. Politicians Who Left a Bad Taste in My Mouth 2. How to Push Through a Bill - Or a Steve or a Larry... 1. Why I Dont Like Bush
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THE 51ST GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS ARE IN! Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 9:36PM FILED UNDER GRAMMYS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! tonight instead of the usual early morning nomination announcement - the 51st annual grammy award nominees were announced during a live concert that aired over on cbs (held in downtown los angeles) with a bunch of performances (including my darling celine dion doing a cover of janis ian's
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BRITNEY SPEARS - CIRCUS - VIDEO! Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 7:46PM FILED UNDER BRITNEY SPEARS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! i knew britney spears latest music video for her new single circus was bound to leak onto the web - and this afternoon it did just that! (watch it for yourself below) my gosh - it's complete britney mania right now - i've posted about her more than
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POP NOSH: KEVIN FEDERLINE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† britney spears' ex-hubby kevin federline is now telling his side of the story... popsugar † jessica simpson is considering a little higher education - in religion?!? webster's is my bitch † miley cyrus wants to be emancipated from her family so she can screw justin gaston cele|bitchy †
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I'M OFF TO SEE CELINE DION! Tuesday December 2 2008 @ 7:25PM FILED UNDER CONCERTS COMMENTS (2) | PERMALINK
update! oh my gosh! i had an excellent time this evening - celine dion was amazing - better than i expected - say what you want about her - she's way talented and has the voice of an angel! she was so talkative and down to earth - she's way
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POP NOSH: TAKE A BOW COURTNEY LOVE Tuesday December 2 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† courtney love thinks she actually set the stage for britney spears' public breakdown cele|bitchy † spencer pratt and his fake wife heidi montag are back from their fake honeymoon a socialite's life † someone please stop sienna miller & balthazar getty from making a movie together! holy moly
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BEYONCE SHOWS OFF HER DIAMOND RING BLING! Monday December 1 2008 @ 8:50PM FILED UNDER BEYONCE COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
damn! i want a huge rock on my finger - just like beyonce! she was showing off her gorgeously extravagant (and pricey - costing an estimated $3.7 million dollars) 18 carat diamond wedding ring (made by designer lorraine schwartz) earlier this evening at the new york city premiere of her
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POP NOSH: ORLANDO & MIRANDA - NOT ENGAGED! Monday December 1 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† the rumors about orlanda bloom making a proper lady out of miranda kerr are false! la rag mag † someone needs to tell jessica simpson they don't sell adidas at the niketown store... celebslam † it's total britney spears overload - she's gracing the new cover of 'glamour'
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BLAKE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR AMY'S ADDICTIONS Sunday November 30 2008 @ 10:55PM FILED UNDER AMY WINEHOUSE COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! in the seemingly never ending saga of my dear amy winehouse (her life is totally material for lifetime's next movie of the week) her soon to be ex-hubby blake fielder-civil is now claiming responsibility for turning ms. winehouse into a drugged out zombie - he blames himself for
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DUPLICITY W/ JULIA ROBERTS & HOTTIE CLIVE OWEN Friday November 28 2008 @ 7:35PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! i'm excited for this - julia roberts and clive owen reuniting in the upcoming film duplicity - written and directed by tony gilroy (writer/director of michael clayton) due out on march 20th (playing corporate spies who used to be lovers) the two first starred together in 2004's closer
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POP NOSH: MADONNA & A-ROD EXCHANGE FLUIDS Friday November 28 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† alex rodriguez was busy playing waterboy for madonna at her concert down in miami! defamer † oh gross! sienna miller and balthazar getty are rekindling their romance i'm not obsessed † annalynne mccord is looking to take after lindsay lohan by possibly dating a woman celebslam † spencer
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POP NOSH: OH HELL TO THE NO! Wednesday November 26 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† the worst news ever - whitney houston possibly reconciling w/ loser bobby brown! cele|bitchy † alex rodriguez decided to spend turkey day with his kids after all - not madonna a socialite's life † ellen degeneres tried to get mariah carey to spill the pregnancy beans! webster's is
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DOGS DOING THINGS THEY NORMALLY DON'T DO Wednesday November 26 2008 @ 8:10AM FILED UNDER RANDOM COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning! when i saw this calendar (made by the maverick arts club) featuring two adorable doggies renovating a house - i knew i had to post 'em here on popbytes - i love jack russell terriers! (even though the calendar is called 'make over mutts' - they look like
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HOLLYWOOD BODYGUARDS TELL ALL! Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 11:35PM FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE COMMENTS (2) | PERMALINK
hey hey! below you'll find the brand new cover of star magazine - out early this week because of the holiday (i'm thrilled to have two whole days off from work (plus the weekend) which only happens like once a year) the main story is about hollywood bodyguards supposedly telling
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POP NOSH: A JENNIFER ANISTON CALENDAR?!? Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† i like jennifer aniston and all but i certainly don't need a calendar devoted entirely to her yeeeah! † heidi & spencer's carefully orchestrated & timed 'elopement' makes me ill webster's is my bitch † once again amy winehouse is in the hospital - because of heavy drinking
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They should make fun of him for standing him up- not for being gay. The jokes are too easy and they're not fresh or clever.