jessica simpson tries to do grace kelly



oh my word! i thought jessica simpson looked terrible last night at the LA premiere of her new flick employee of the month – she just needed some mouse ears and to be called minnie! tonight i saw her interviewed by access hollywood and she told them her style for the evening was trying to channel the legendary grace kelly?!? the key word there is trying…lordy ms. kelly just rolled over in her grave – god bless her! rear window (1954) is one of my favorite films – gosh she was so stunningly gorgeous (without any surgical help)



in other horrendous statements jessica admitted to be signed on to star in a ‘remake’ of working girl (1988) and it will be called blonde ambition (looks like she is trying AGAIN to reference madonna) that film doesn’t need a revisit – it’s perfect as is! (just like adventures in babysitting) go ahead and make a film about a secretary making her way to the top – just don’t call it a fucking remake – ugh! oh man now i’m all jumped up and ready to settle into the two hour premiere of america’s next top model – i’ll check y’all later!





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  • Anonymous

    what’s with her fat nose and big teeth?

  • Anonymous

    Jessica Simpson wishes she was in the same class with Grace Kelly!!!

  • http://www.vermont-neighbor.blogspot.com/ Vermont Neighbor

    The best I’ve seen Jess is a few days ago. The pix with the boots, jeans and the tight-fitting top. That’s the look she needs to go with, and definitely get rid of the ugly flourescent 70s-style muu-muus!! I liked the red spotted dress, didn’t like the makeup. Next!

  • http://blog.ateava.com/ Etan

    Did her pops take this photo too?

  • zalie

    Look at that smile. Talk about crying eyes. I haven’t seen a picture of Jessica looking happy since she and Nick split up.

  • Molly Sims

    this style does not resemble the style of Grace Kelly, this is a stupid correlation, J was obviously going for the 60s housewife look or something. Do you even know when Grace Kelly lived? When you pay someone out, get it right!

  • http://popbytes.com/ MK

    just to be clear – i didn’t make the correlation – jessica did herself in an interview on the red carpet…

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