

good morning! oh my word - my internet was down all last night!!! i was freaking out - i feel like i've been gone forever! anyways hopefully everything will be running smooth today...so this week's STAR magazine offers jessica simpson some tips to help her style which does need a lot of work - they're calling it a fashion emergency - yikes! the helpful tips include:
1 fire your stylist
2 dont career date
3 ditch the bob & big lips
4 stop looking like ashlee's mom
5 reinvent your sound
6 quit the kicky-poo pose
they all sound like good ideas - especially #1 which will hopefully take care of #4 - although #5 seems to be the most important - she really does need to do something different musically! i'm not sure what...but that 'public affair' album is a complete mess and only sold 95,000 copies in its first week of release vs. nick lachey's album which did 170,000 copies upon debut...popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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