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Sunday August 20 2006 @ 4:58PM
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after you witness 'whatever' kfed is going to do tonight for the teen choice awards finale - make sure to hop over to comedy central to catch the roast of william shatner and since nobody submitted their own roast of shatner for the DVD giveaway (i can't believe not one person submitted - kinda embarassing!) here is another chance...

whoever comments on this post first - make sure to include your email address i'll send you previous roasts of pamela anderson & denis leary on DVD - it's that easy! i have to figure out a way to get more interest in giveaways - they always seem dead in the water - perhaps the first post got buried amongst the other posts? popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!

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SHATNER ROAST IS TONIGHT!

William Shatner...He's so "Shat-upon", but you gotta love him !!!
Who else can OVERACT, EMOTE, and INFLECT like he does?
Those spoken word albums, all the MAKEUP he wore as Jim Tiberius Kirk, and now the greasy Geezer-ish Danny Crane...
What a CAREER !!!
And that Andy Dick licking and peeing-on people backstage...
only at a Shatner roast can that happen !!!

» this comment was posted by yoyo on august 20, 2006 5:31 pm «

The Pam Anderson roast was great! Who'd have thought she'd need to be roasted. She looks done to me.

» this comment was posted by Chad on august 20, 2006 5:34 pm «

oh, wow... sheesh. am i first?? well... can't blame em. <3.

» this comment was posted by Megan on august 20, 2006 5:48 pm «

i can't believe noone has posted on this. i personally can't wait for the roast. i am guessing that the reason nobody has submitted is because from what i've seen , nobody is gonna top betty white and george takei

» this comment was posted by Tyler on august 20, 2006 5:55 pm «

I love these roast!!! Give me some Leary and Anderson love!!!

» this comment was posted by Stefan Blitz on august 20, 2006 5:57 pm «

Well...I'm the first! :-)
You can't be embarassed anymore!!! Ah ah ah

» this comment was posted by Davide Maggio on august 20, 2006 5:58 pm «

hey

i always check u out....don't think we are not out here

U ROCK!!!!

» this comment was posted by Scott on august 20, 2006 6:32 pm «

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JANET JACKSON - MAKE ME - VIDEO
Friday November 20 2009 @ 9:06PM
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oh i love me some janet jackson - and her new song make me is such a great (and much needed) throwback to janet's classic sound - fun and simple - plus it makes me want to dance! below is the video which just premiered tonight - she looks amazing!
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: JONATHAN WAUD
Friday November 20 2009 @ 8:33PM
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good evening! did anybody watch that reality competition show make me a supermodel over on bravo? then you might remember british hottie jonathan waud from last season (who now lives here in los angeles) he just scored a brand new ad campaign for rm (australian underwear / swimwear) and the
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JENNIFER LOPEZ - FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN - VIDEO
Friday November 20 2009 @ 1:22PM
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POP NOSH: JUDE LAW DOESN'T LIKE BEING SPIED ON
Friday November 20 2009 @ 1:10PM
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» sexy lothario jude law needs to lighten up or move out crazy days & nights « » what? michael jackson's face appeared in an ultrasound? gawker « » guess who's the sexiest man living? (it's not johnny depp!) salon « » suri cruise and her bear play a
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VIDEO FIX: INTERVIEW WITH THE CAST FROM GLEE
Friday November 20 2009 @ 12:55PM
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glee is hands down the best show on television right now - i hope you're watching!
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HEIDI KLUM HITS THE RUNWAY
Friday November 20 2009 @ 7:44AM
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good morning and happy friday! you'd certainly never guess that just five and a half weeks ago supermodel heidi klum (age 36) gave birth to her fourth child (a girl named lou samuel) she hit the runway last night in nyc at the annual victoria's secret fashion show (which will
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AN UPDATE ON BRAD PITT'S BEARD ...
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 8:05PM
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sadly the beard hasn't gone away - although i seriously wish it would! brad pitt is still rocking that nasty beard (he just arrived in nice, france) which is also going gray - it's starting to remind me of grizzly adams! i don't mind a little facial hair (in fact
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POP NOSH: A HAIR BRUSH LINE? REALLY?
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» would anyone really want paris hilton to take care of their hair? holy moly « » separated at birth: the pete burns & geena davis edition! tabloid prodigy « » guess who is hollywood's most overpaid star? in case you didn't know « » zac efron looks better
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GAGA VS. WALKEN VS. CARTMAN - POKER FACES!
Thursday November 19 2009 @ 7:45AM
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† from dj paul v.this week we bend the rules a little. but it's a teaching moment, about pop culture zeitgeist. in this case, we can only be talking about lady gaga, whose bad romance music video was everywhere last week. and let's face it: we would be lost
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I'M OFF TO SEE RÖYKSOPP!
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 8:15PM
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good evening! i'm super excited to head downtown tonight to see norwegian electronic / chillout duo röyksopp (comprised of cuties torbjørn brundtland / svein berge) play at club nokia - it's the first night of their mini us tour (they're also playing in san francisco and new york) i've been
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POP NOSH: DEPP GETS SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (AGAIN!)
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» johnny depp (not robert pattinson) is 2009's sexiest man alive! the superficial « » heidi montag & spencer pratt are greedy (dumb) bitches! a socialite's life « » amy winehouse has a new addiction: plastic surgery! celebslam « » man whose son accused michael jackson of molestation found
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH TOM CRUISE
Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 7:41AM
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good morning! so that's where katie holmes might take us because according to the latest cover of star magazine - ms. holmes turned down the deal supposedly offered to her by hubby tom cruise (you know the rumored deal to stay married which the magazine featured three weeks ago) although
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OH I SMELL A (GLITTER) DISASTER COMING ...
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 9:12PM
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i have zero clue as to why christina aguilera decided to sign onto this movie burlesque (a small-town girl ventures to la and finds her place in a club run by a former dancer) girlfriend should be working on her long overdue new album - not trying to go all
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NINE / KATE HUDSON / CINEMA ITALIANO
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 7:02PM
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hey y'all! normally i don't like to post more than one trailer per movie but i'm making a special exception for the upcoming stage to screen adaptation of the musical nine which i'm so super excited over - i seriously cannot wait to see it next month! (opening in ny/la
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POP NOSH: IT STRIKES AGAIN! IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» guess who is cellulite's latest celebrity victim? yeeeah! « » rob pattinson: 'people' magazine's sexiest (unkempt) man of '09 omg blog « » a new inductee into the paparazzi hall of fame shame! jezebel « » levi johnston's penis won't be making an appearance in 'playgirl' dlisted «
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JOHN STAMOS GETS HIS HOLLYWOOD BLVD STAR
Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 8:11AM
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good morning! i knew something was up yesterday when two people in my office told me they spotted cutie john stamos (age 46) on hollywood blvd yesterday and it turns out he was getting his star (#2,393) along the infamous 'walk of fame' - which was probably in conjunction with
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GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Monday November 16 2009 @ 8:22PM
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hey hey! so this crazy looking scantily-clad character (who does have a certain sex appeal about him!) was spotted walking around downtown los angeles earlier today ... can you figure out why he's dressed like that? find out what he's actually up to after the jump ... go!
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BEYONCE / LADY GAGA - VIDEO PHONE - VIDEO!
Monday November 16 2009 @ 6:16PM
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it's finally here! the brand new music video for beyoncé's single video phone (the extended remix version) featuring lady gaga! i certainly wouldn't say it's the best video ever (it does look kind of cheap) but i really like seeing these two ladies bust a move together ... let's just
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POP NOSH: ENRIQUE IGLESIAS WAS TOO HOT FOR TV
Monday November 16 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» get your fill of enrique iglesias' banned music video! tabloid prodigy « » are josh duhamel and fergie in marriage counseling? crazy days & nights « » brad pitt and angelina jolie enjoyed date night at a museum popeater « » paris hilton desperately wants to destroy the
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LADY GAGA IS A MONSTER
Monday November 16 2009 @ 7:26AM
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good morning! as expected the four remaining tracks from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster (out next week) leaked over the weekend (you can easily find the tracks on the web) and i must say girlfriend has eight very strong tracks on her hand - right now i'm all
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HOW TO BE FAMOUS ... BY HEIDI & SPENCER
Sunday November 15 2009 @ 2:58PM
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oh lordy ... when i first heard that heidi montag and spencer pratt were writing a book - i assumed it was a big joke but unfortunately it's not ... their book how to get famous is available starting today (please don't all rush out at once to go buy
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DOLLY PARTON - HERE SHE COMES AGAIN
Saturday November 14 2009 @ 3:53PM
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hey hey! there's nobody out there that can compare to country legend dolly parton - she's seriously the best! now she's got a new dvd/cd out released this past week called dolly parton: live from london which would make the perfect gift this holiday season for any fan of ms.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: KELLAN LUTZ
Friday November 13 2009 @ 9:19PM
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oh my word - i swear you can't go for five minutes without hearing something related to twilight - the stephanie meyer vampire franchise is literally everywhere! right now the craze is in extra high gear because the 2nd installment new moon lands in theaters on november 20th - exactly
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POP NOSH: OH NO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THIS ...
Friday November 13 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» a jon gosselin sex tape (because we haven't been punished enough!) dlisted « » courtney love is finally releasing 'nobody's daughter' in january spinner « » nicole kidman is freaking people out with her new lips the superficial « » jennifer aniston brings her little green bikini back
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RIHANNA - RUSSIAN ROULETTE - VIDEO!
Friday November 13 2009 @ 11:34AM
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hey y'all! i've got the brand new rihanna video for the single russian roulette - when i first heard the song i wasn't all that crazy about it but the track has totally grown on me (and they used it during this week's episode of gossip girl!) besides the video
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS - YOU KNOW ME - VIDEO
Friday November 13 2009 @ 8:17AM
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good morning and happy friday! earlier this week i got a copy of the new robbie williams' album - his eighth studio release - reality killed the video star (which will be available here in the us on tuesday, november 17th) and i'm really digging it - i've always had
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IS JON GOSSELIN GETTING PAID TO SMOKE?
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 9:29PM
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hey everyone! i really can't stand anything gosselin related but as i sift through paparazzi pictures on a daily basis looking for content to write about here on popbytes - i started to notice loser jon gosselin is practically always smoking in pictures - more than anyone else (see examples
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LADY GAGA + BEYONCE ARE ON THE 'TELEPHONE'
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:25PM
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hey hey! oh yes - we've got yet another leak from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster - it's called telephone and features my gal beyoncé ... it's another stellar track (listen below) all of gaga's new material is seriously on fire - my head is about explode (in
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POP NOSH: DOUBLE GROSS
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» oh the thought of these two having sex is too much to bear litely salted « » amy winehouse wants to make her ass bigger to match her boobs the blemish « » what is going on between britney spears and satan?! the superficial « » today's a
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I WANNA KNOW NOW - BOB MARLEY VS. MGMT
Thursday November 12 2009 @ 7:06AM
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† from dj paul v.one of the joys in finding a great bootleg is when it uses an artist or singer you love, who doesn't get mashed all that often. it makes the pairing all the more heightened. that artist this week is bob marley, whose always uplifting is
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