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Monday August 21 2006 @ 1:10PM
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ok like i said before the paris hilton album isn't the worse thing ever (that title would belong to kfed's performance last night...i'm still shivering from the horror) but i certainly wouldn't say anyone should be crying over it because it's so good as paris stated in a recent interview with BLENDER magazine...that's really pushing it...big-time! what's next her own line of tissues? gosh i do love that dazed & confused picture of her below though! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!

PARIS HILTON CRIES FOR HER NEW ALBUM...

i dont think paris could look anymore stunned than she does there haha...she is so self absorbed it is sickening. I'd cry too if i had to listen to her whole album!! paris is so blinded by hersef she doesnt realize what a joke her so called 'singing career' is to everybody. its really pathetic how REAL artists with REAL talent can work their whole life for a record deal... and then strolls along 'i think i'll be a singer today' paris with her patheticly cheesy songs. would somebody get this girl a muzzle?

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on august 21, 2006 5:31 pm «

OH please...

» this comment was posted by C Rob on august 21, 2006 5:57 pm «

Did she get her lips done, or did someone finally bitch slap her? Her mouth looks really puffy and greasy.

» this comment was posted by Sheeeka on august 21, 2006 8:56 pm «

PARIS,PARIS, PARIS.............sigh.................At first, when she made her 'debut' to the World..........coming out, I guess you could call it, I really thought it was just a joke of sorts. NOW, I know different. This really is sad. Think about it. She has so much money and, of course, no talent. Just think of what she could do with herself if she gave it some 'thought'. Thought being the operative word here.
Get an Education at Yale or Harvard, for example. Become 'Something' that could make an impact on the World. Teach! No, and oops, that's a bad idea on my part. Teach what? How To Shop 101. Then she gets a Boyfriend with the same name and apparently the same amount of money. That didn't last long. Now, Interviewed, she states she's nearly virginal. Please spare me. At such a young age, where are her
Parents? Could not one of them teach her how not to make an ass out of herself everywhere she goes and with what comes out of her mouth? I don't want to berate her as I feel sorry for her as I do not think she
really knows any better. Never been taught a darn thing and she certainly is not on any road of productivity of any sort. I'm so glad that I was not born 'her'. The singing is enhanced and a sorry piece of work on that CD. I'm a Musician and a Music Teacher ~ We can tell!!!!!

» this comment was posted by Dee Dee on august 21, 2006 11:27 pm «

OoOh my gosh. she does look really fucked up there.
But yeah...she does have sexy lips too ...they probably feel so good wrapped around a lol

shes such a hoe.
And she's desperately trying to push her Album ...but she works with pretty good gangsta Rappers I'll give her that ... Meh, what the heck. I'll spend the 10 minutes downloading her Album off the net...I guess. lol

» this comment was posted by Mister Erick on august 22, 2006 3:54 am «

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TOM FORD'S 'A SINGLE MAN' TRAILER & POSTER
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THE TING TINGS' LOS ANGELES PAINT PARTY - VIDEO!
Friday November 6 2009 @ 8:06AM
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Thursday November 5 2009 @ 9:30PM
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER DOES ELLE MAGAZINE
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 7:04PM
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STANKY WHIP - MASHUP!
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 8:06AM
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Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 7:03PM
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Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 8:14AM
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I'M OFF TO SEE LIGHTS
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 8:22PM
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Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 7:34AM
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ANTONIO BANDERAS GETS HIS STIFF ON
Monday November 2 2009 @ 8:48PM
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Monday November 2 2009 @ 6:43PM
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Monday November 2 2009 @ 7:42AM
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Sunday November 1 2009 @ 12:30PM
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Saturday October 31 2009 @ 2:00PM
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ANDY WARHOL JUST ROLLED OVER ...
Saturday October 31 2009 @ 1:32PM
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ADAM LAMBERT - FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:42PM
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BRITNEY SPEARS - 3 - THE VIDEO!
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:00AM
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:46PM
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POP NOSH: OH GOSH - JUST SHOW IT ALREADY!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 12:55PM
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HALLOWEEN CLASSICS MEGAMIX!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:42AM
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GOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE POO LOG!
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 8:28PM
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Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 1:19PM
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POP NOSH: NO NEED TO CONVINCE ME - I'M SEEING IT
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 12:55PM
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 7:56AM
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