one two suri’s coming for you…



it could have been such a sweet memory for suri cruise to have made her public debut on the cover of vanity fair magazine but before those pics had a chance to be published (perhaps in the fall she will be the covergirl) we will forever have the ghastly image below burned into our memories courtesy of X17! an aerial zoom photo of kat(i)e holmes standing in the cruise mansion (sadly) looking out the window and to her left is baby suri – she lives!



yes it’s fuzzy and all but that is for sure a baby! i tweaked out the picture to increase the creepy factor which was in full effect already! besides who can pass up a chance to make reference to one of the greatest horror franchises of all-time – i love that freddy krueger! he would actually fit quite well at the mansion since it’s one big creep-out fest – this image for sure is going to give me nightmares! on that note i’m almost ready for bedtime – popbytes over & out – check you all tomorrow!







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  • http://gossap.com tziK

    One of the creepiest pictures ever.

  • c.

    When I saw the unaltered picture at first, I thought the baby was oriented the other way and that the white thing was like some baby cap. NOW I actually recognize a baby figure.
    Also, I initially thought that the ‘baby’ was a mirage or something – like what we saw might’ve been just some reflection on the window.

  • http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com ImBringingBloggingBack

    Hysterical! Looking at those pictures of “the house” I feel like there are aliens or something inside. What is a “Suri” anyway!?

  • http://celebcircus.wordpress.com Jolie

    I love the post title! LMAO! Better run and hide now!!!
    These pictures made think that maybe it was staged and what it actually might is a cut out of Katie and Suri put there to fool the paps. It would be hilarious if that was the case.

  • DW

    OK…. that photo is creepy as hell!

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