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Sunday August 20 2006 @ 10:04PM
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oh man was that awful or what? i wasn't expecting anything great at all from kevin federline's performance of his new single lose control (of your stomach) at the finale of the teen choice awards but it was way worse than i think anyone could have imagined...and please don't anyone pipe in and say they liked it! gosh what a load of crap that was - witness the horror for yourself below!!! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

KEVIN FEDERLINE'S SHITTY PERFORMANCE

Oh - MY -GAWD!!!!!!!!!!! He's awful!!!! And so is his bubblegum smackin trailer ho!!

» this comment was posted by zzzzzing on august 20, 2006 10:23 pm «

God! It was llike watching an asshole open up and a poop drop out!

» this comment was posted by Jake on august 20, 2006 10:27 pm «

I didn't expect much...and I was correct. Okay, maybe someone can clear up a point of confusion for me.... wasn't Federline a DANCER when Britney met him? That boy cannot dance to save his life.
What an embarrassing performance. Even the kids stopped screaming and jumping around. I was mortified and I don't even like Brit and/or K-Fed.

» this comment was posted by Leslie on august 20, 2006 10:50 pm «

LOL @ Jake's comment!!!

» this comment was posted by Leslie on august 20, 2006 10:53 pm «

I like how he's commenting on his expensive lifestyle, ferrari, and that he's a "superstar".....

So full of himself....too bad everything is under Britney's name...

» this comment was posted by shaun on august 20, 2006 11:01 pm «

WoW....trainwreck..she better ditch that freak my 5 yr old has more talent bustin out rhymes...watta t00l...

» this comment was posted by RuMbLe420 on august 21, 2006 1:06 am «

Wow, man, that was really really bad. And how lame to start with those 2 dancers, makes his performances even worse. I can't believe Britney introduced him like this, doesn't she realize how bad this makes her look? "This show has been good for my career so let's introduce Kev here, maybe the same will happen for him". Except for that Britney is quite talented, and K-fed isn't. God. Poor girl. There are Free Katie shirts out there, but I think we need a Free Britney version.

» this comment was posted by Geraldina on august 21, 2006 1:34 am «

I wnna watch it but all the links are broken .... :(

» this comment was posted by Mister Erick on august 21, 2006 3:03 am «

I watched it slightly delayed on a DVR so that I could fast-forward through some of the crap. Oh my gosh, I thought something was wrong with the recording. It seemed like he was lip synching badly or they were bleeping him, it was a mess. Didn't he rehearse?

» this comment was posted by Spence on august 21, 2006 6:01 am «

Holy crap, that was awful!! I can't believe that they wasted everyones time for that. What the hell was he "rapping" about??? He's obviously the only one who thinks that he's a "superstar".

» this comment was posted by nikki on august 21, 2006 6:20 am «

WTF? THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. I WAS LAUGHING MY A!@ OF. DUDE WAS EMBARRASSING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF MILLIONS.

» this comment was posted by ariele on august 21, 2006 6:47 am «

you knew it was going to be bad the second he stepped on the stage...but THAT bad...way to throw that curve ball kfed!

» this comment was posted by karen on august 21, 2006 9:15 am «

...the breakdancers were obviously the only ones with talent on that stage...By the way...How does a girl grab fame and fortune..and lose class rather than gain it? (If I was her, I'd try out single motherhood.) Hey K-Fed, I suggest flipping burgers from now on.

» this comment was posted by mb on august 21, 2006 10:30 am «

Just because I'm funny I gave the video on youtube 4 out of 5 stars. :)

I agree, the best thing about the performace was the breakdancers. That last breakdancer RAWKED. Kevin, however, could not live up to the hype that he created for himself. Ugh.

» this comment was posted by Poppy on august 21, 2006 12:20 pm «

I new that performance was gone to hell
trash "Someone Take that gum form Britney please" !

» this comment was posted by darkchild on august 21, 2006 2:43 pm «

he SUCKS all he did was brag about money that isn't even his!!! HE SUCKS WAKE UP BRITNEY

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on august 21, 2006 4:00 pm «

I'd rather have all of my teeth pulled than watch that performace again...

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on august 21, 2006 4:40 pm «

"Don't hate me because I'm a superstar?" Says who? As for the dancing, Kev looks like he is trying to shit on the stage. I've seen Gorillas in the zoo who can dance a lot better, lol. I agree that the breakdancers are pretty good though.

» this comment was posted by D on august 21, 2006 5:39 pm «

WTF is the word!! i mean dude at least do country or techno! Rap leave it along hells no! Watch Britney jump on one of his songs of his album! That busta song.....damn thats hands down an insult!! I mean foreall that will make Vallian ICe come back out wit a dis record just for him!!

» this comment was posted by rj on august 21, 2006 6:13 pm «

He sang that he was in a "new tax bracket" As Brit would say, Huh? Huh?
What a mook! I he kidding? Is she the richest dumb girl in the world? Did she even hear the lyrics," Im not braggin...blah,blah,blah!" That was really redic- ulous. Wow- What a money grubbing Ho K-fed has become , or is.

» this comment was posted by Ginger on august 21, 2006 6:58 pm «

WTF ...so what if he was not good. brittney SUCKS too. how many talented artists were on that show anyway .they all sucked ! paris hilton could have preformed ,how would you have liked that ...HUH?. at least he had the guts to go up there. you are just hating because you secretly wish you were kevin federline. if you were,you would be up there as well. so shut the f@*k up. and mind your own. rock on kevin, rock on!

» this comment was posted by DC on august 21, 2006 9:32 pm «

That talentless cracker - who would NEVER get a record deal in the real world - won't even have 15 minutes of fame. More like a nano-second - and it expired a year ago!

Even Vanilla Ice could at least dance and had some kind of flow....

And oh yeah, K-Fed? Snoop Dog just called - he wants the talent in his pinky finger back.

Jesus H. Christ, do you suck HARD (and not in a good way...)

» this comment was posted by Paul V. on august 21, 2006 11:15 pm «

lol...LEAVE P00R VANILLA ICE ALONE ATLEAST HE'D KICK K-FEDS A@@ IN A CONTEST...PLUS V.I. MADE HIS OWN CASH HE DIDNT HAVE TO KNOCK UP THE TRAILER PARK GRRL....TIMBERLAKE MUST BE LAUGHING HIS A@@ OFF RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

***FREE BRITNEY!!!!***

» this comment was posted by RUMBLE420 on august 22, 2006 12:22 am «

thanks for fixing the link ...
Finally got to see...

firstly - Britney Spears is soOoo sweet and genuine she will always be a First Class Performer and she reps the stage like no Other white girl can ever do. I can't believe they got jessica simpson to announce her ...oOoh the irony. Lol
Kevin Kevin Kevin ...the man HAS GUTS to actually bust out infront of the world like that on stage... his flow is not so good. I'm sure I could find a lil white boy on the playground that could spit rhymes like that ... Damn ...that was really embarassing for him - It's cool that Britney still supports him though ...after all - he is her "man" . I think Kevin Federline should be in Playgirl. <3

» this comment was posted by Mister Erick on august 22, 2006 4:01 am «

im confused, is britney deaf and dumb??? can she really be givin her man props for a song he wrote bout all da ish* he got like HE bought it.i mean really now??~!!!

» this comment was posted by divz on august 22, 2006 5:37 am «

That was the WORST performance EVEEEEEER...and what the hell was that or who was that introducing him his MAMA!!!!! She looks like a total WRECK...

» this comment was posted by Elana on august 22, 2006 1:39 pm «

Kev and Brit-these two jackasses deserve each other. Thank goodness for someone w/actual talent;Christina A.,- and she was smart enough to marry an actual MAN, who had a career of his own apparently when they hooked up, and didn't have to try and manufacture one just because his boyz could swim...Kevin, please pay attention; YOU HAVE NO TALENT! Keep hittin' rewind on tha remote bra as your watchin' your no talent butt for the 225th time...bad enough you volunteer to torture yourself w/ that 'performance', but to subject the rest of us to that crap too? :(

» this comment was posted by ECE on august 23, 2006 9:45 pm «

Uh it was pretty bad but um I bet he has more money than anybody who left a comment on here, ha ha even if it is Britney's money it's his now because he married her. So just keeping sitting around making your comments about other people I'm sure it will get you all just as rich as him, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

» this comment was posted by someone who has a life on august 25, 2006 8:00 pm «

k fed sucks that needs to shave nasty smell trailer trash and dosent even know how to speak english oh i dont know what to say to that

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on september 9, 2006 6:07 pm «

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