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katie’s secret plan to escape w/ suri!

August 30, 2006 8:40 AM by Michael Knudsen Filed Under: Star Magazine Tagged:



hey boys & girls! here is the very latest scandalous cover of STAR magazine that claims ms. katie holmes has a secret plan to escape with baby suri and someone is going to help her do it – wild! oh man that would be the best – she finally escapes tom‘s weirdness and his whole creepy scientology schtick…run katie run! (and NOT to leah remini‘s house) i’ll be back in a bit with some more on this story and her plan to escape – oh man i love me some tabloid drama like this! popbytes over & out – xxoo!



PS nicole kidman‘s bump is for sure up for debate – baby or bloat? and gosh what’s up with the hilary swank and her married man affair?





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  • newfieswoman

    YOU GO KATIE GO…get as far aaway as ya can…maybe ya can get to Pluto…LOL

  • http://breathoffreshink.com Chris Evans

    God, yes! I’ve wanted her to get away from Tom the MINUTE I heard they were together. She’s such a talented, intelligent woman–and I swear, I haven’t heard her say ONE WORD since she’s been with Tom. Don’t let him take over your life, bitch! Get awaaaaaaaaaay

  • dumba$$e$

    if everyone is so concerned about katie “escaping” and the mag says they are worried about her, WHY would the publicize it before she does it, now toms gonna have a worse lock down then before…now shes never getting out

  • http://bizzom.com geordae

    lmao.I don’t think she’s trying to leave tom they probably just made the story up so people would buy the mag.

  • SA

    Um well unfortunatly it doesnt seem her “secret plan” is much of a secret now does it?

  • cardcaptor

    you have to run katie, you should go to another country, maybe in asia, or south africa, change your name, change you apperance!

  • large_sized_teen

    It’s not a secret if Star magazine finds out and exposes it before she can do it. Good job, jerks. Katie thanks you.

  • Orchid

    I don’t know what’s going on but to me Katie has never looked happy since the time she has been pregnant til given birth and until now. We can’t verify the story however once the mag exposes it there must be something related to either someone or Tom. Wait and see!

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