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Wednesday August 30 2006 @ 8:40AM
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hey boys & girls! here is the very latest scandalous cover of STAR magazine that claims ms. katie holmes has a secret plan to escape with baby suri and someone is going to help her do it - wild! oh man that would be the best - she finally escapes tom's weirdness and his whole creepy scientology schtick...run katie run! (and NOT to leah remini's house) i'll be back in a bit with some more on this story and her plan to escape - oh man i love me some tabloid drama like this! popbytes over & out - xxoo!

PS nicole kidman's bump is for sure up for debate - baby or bloat? and gosh what's up with the hilary swank and her married man affair?

KATIE'S SECRET PLAN TO ESCAPE W/ SURI!

YOU GO KATIE GO...get as far aaway as ya can...maybe ya can get to Pluto...LOL

» this comment was posted by newfieswoman on august 30, 2006 2:16 pm «

God, yes! I've wanted her to get away from Tom the MINUTE I heard they were together. She's such a talented, intelligent woman--and I swear, I haven't heard her say ONE WORD since she's been with Tom. Don't let him take over your life, bitch! Get awaaaaaaaaaay

» this comment was posted by Chris Evans on august 30, 2006 4:27 pm «

if everyone is so concerned about katie "escaping" and the mag says they are worried about her, WHY would the publicize it before she does it, now toms gonna have a worse lock down then before...now shes never getting out

» this comment was posted by dumba$$e$ on august 30, 2006 5:39 pm «

lmao.I don't think she's trying to leave tom they probably just made the story up so people would buy the mag.

» this comment was posted by geordae on august 30, 2006 9:44 pm «

Um well unfortunatly it doesnt seem her "secret plan" is much of a secret now does it?

» this comment was posted by SA on august 30, 2006 10:03 pm «

you have to run katie, you should go to another country, maybe in asia, or south africa, change your name, change you apperance!

» this comment was posted by cardcaptor on august 31, 2006 1:24 am «

It's not a secret if Star magazine finds out and exposes it before she can do it. Good job, jerks. Katie thanks you.

» this comment was posted by large_sized_teen on august 31, 2006 5:23 am «

I don't know what's going on but to me Katie has never looked happy since the time she has been pregnant til given birth and until now. We can't verify the story however once the mag exposes it there must be something related to either someone or Tom. Wait and see!

» this comment was posted by Orchid on september 9, 2006 1:13 pm «

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THE 51ST GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS ARE IN!
Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 9:36PM
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hey hey! tonight instead of the usual early morning nomination announcement - the 51st annual grammy award nominees were announced during a live concert that aired over on cbs (held in downtown los angeles) with a bunch of performances (including my darling celine dion doing a cover of janis ian's
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BRITNEY SPEARS - CIRCUS - VIDEO!
Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 7:46PM
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Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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BRITNEY SPEARS - ON A DEADLY DIET?!?
Wednesday December 3 2008 @ 7:30AM
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Tuesday December 2 2008 @ 7:25PM
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update! oh my gosh! i had an excellent time this evening - celine dion was amazing - better than i expected - say what you want about her - she's way talented and has the voice of an angel! she was so talkative and down to earth - she's way
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Tuesday December 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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Tuesday December 2 2008 @ 7:50AM
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Monday December 1 2008 @ 8:50PM
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damn! i want a huge rock on my finger - just like beyonce! she was showing off her gorgeously extravagant (and pricey - costing an estimated $3.7 million dollars) 18 carat diamond wedding ring (made by designer lorraine schwartz) earlier this evening at the new york city premiere of her
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Monday December 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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Monday December 1 2008 @ 8:15AM
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BLAKE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR AMY'S ADDICTIONS
Sunday November 30 2008 @ 10:55PM
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hey hey! in the seemingly never ending saga of my dear amy winehouse (her life is totally material for lifetime's next movie of the week) her soon to be ex-hubby blake fielder-civil is now claiming responsibility for turning ms. winehouse into a drugged out zombie - he blames himself for
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PARIS HILTON PRODUCT
Sunday November 30 2008 @ 6:53PM
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good evening! oh i'm beyond bummed the holiday weekend is almost drawing to a close - the thought of going back to work tomorrow completely kills me! i wish i could run around like paris hilton - who really has nothing better to do than travel & party while slapping
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BRITNEY SPEARS DOES 'THE X FACTOR'
Saturday November 29 2008 @ 7:45PM
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good evening! i've been getting so much done over the past few days plus i got to play tons of fallout 3 on xbox which i'm totally addicted to right now - it's an awesome game! one person who i know has been way busier than me is britney spears
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DUPLICITY W/ JULIA ROBERTS & HOTTIE CLIVE OWEN
Friday November 28 2008 @ 7:35PM
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hey hey! i'm excited for this - julia roberts and clive owen reuniting in the upcoming film duplicity - written and directed by tony gilroy (writer/director of michael clayton) due out on march 20th (playing corporate spies who used to be lovers) the two first starred together in 2004's closer
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Friday November 28 2008 @ 12:55PM
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BRITNEY SPEARS VS. MARILYN MANSON
Friday November 28 2008 @ 8:06AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Thursday November 27 2008 @ 12:00PM
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DAVID BECKHAM AT THE ADIDAS 'HOUSE PARTY'
Wednesday November 26 2008 @ 8:40PM
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hey hey! i guess i never noticed before but adidas has never run any commercials here in the states but that's all about to change - the german company is celebrating sixty years of making kick-ass athletic wear and shoes - and came up with a new campaign in honor
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POP NOSH: OH HELL TO THE NO!
Wednesday November 26 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† the worst news ever - whitney houston possibly reconciling w/ loser bobby brown! cele|bitchy † alex rodriguez decided to spend turkey day with his kids after all - not madonna a socialite's life † ellen degeneres tried to get mariah carey to spill the pregnancy beans! webster's is
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DOGS DOING THINGS THEY NORMALLY DON'T DO
Wednesday November 26 2008 @ 8:10AM
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good morning! when i saw this calendar (made by the maverick arts club) featuring two adorable doggies renovating a house - i knew i had to post 'em here on popbytes - i love jack russell terriers! (even though the calendar is called 'make over mutts' - they look like
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HOLLYWOOD BODYGUARDS TELL ALL!
Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 11:35PM
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hey hey! below you'll find the brand new cover of star magazine - out early this week because of the holiday (i'm thrilled to have two whole days off from work (plus the weekend) which only happens like once a year) the main story is about hollywood bodyguards supposedly telling
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BROOKE BURKE WINS 'DANCING W/ THE STARS'!
Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 9:16PM
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oh lordy! although the finale is still airing here in los angeles - i found out via the east coast that brooke burke & her adorable 'ken doll' partner derek hough took the winners title in this season's dancing with the stars - she was an incredible dancer but i
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PINK - SOBER - VIDEO!
Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 1:20PM
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oh my gosh! i am seriously loving pink's brand new video for the kick-ass single sober - off her latest album funhouse! watch it for yourself below - popbytes over & out for now...xoxo
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POP NOSH: A JENNIFER ANISTON CALENDAR?!?
Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i like jennifer aniston and all but i certainly don't need a calendar devoted entirely to her yeeeah! † heidi & spencer's carefully orchestrated & timed 'elopement' makes me ill webster's is my bitch † once again amy winehouse is in the hospital - because of heavy drinking
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POPBYTES & NEIGHBORHOODIES - THINK-UP!
Tuesday November 25 2008 @ 7:45AM
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good morning! as you may have noticed - for the past two weeks i've been working with the gang from neighborhoodies who asked me to take part in their 'think-ups' program - i got to come up with a bunch of t-shirt / hoodie ideas - plus i was able
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