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Tuesday August 22 2006 @ 8:48PM
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hey hey! yup it's that time of the week again...below is the very latest cover of STAR magazine which claims that jane pitt (mother to brad pitt) can't stand that lady of his angelina jolie! it doesn't really surprise me - angelina doesn't seem the type to get along swimmingly with mothers of boyfriends but hopefully her & jane can come to some sorta friendly understanding...and what about that kate hudson & owen wilson?!? i swear they look more like brother & sister than a 'romantic' couple - i wonder if mr. wilson is going to get all upset & try to sue someone regarding these latest claims...popbytes over & out for now!

PS and what's up with beyonce and her $3 million dollar wedding? is oprah winfrey going to foot the bill? ha!

BRAD'S MOM CAN'T STAND ANGELINA!

Sorry popbytes, all you do is throw up sad tabloids stories that have no basis and then you add them to blogs to increase your hits. From now on I'm going elsewhere.

» this comment was posted by Taylor on august 22, 2006 9:15 pm «

Sorry you feel that way - I have been doing this for three years now - and the tabloid stuff seems to bring them in - and then at least I can put more important posts to me (like the Tori Amos birthday post I did today) With so many blogs out there right now - I have to do what I can to keep it up - I work my ass off - and hold down a full-time job - I hope you will consider coming back - and I do post a lot more than tabloid stuff - and STAR is one of my directs contact to content that no one has posted on yet...

» this comment was posted by MK on august 22, 2006 9:21 pm «

Geez, are you serious? At least add something different to your fabricated story. Class D tabloid. I sorry for giving you the extra hit.

» this comment was posted by rastagurl22 on august 22, 2006 9:45 pm «

"angelina doesn't seem the type to get along swimmingly with mothers of boyfriends..." LOL... or other women in general for that matter. Check out that "come hither to the maneater" expression on the cover.

» this comment was posted by Lauderdale on august 22, 2006 9:50 pm «

LMAO, this shit is ridiculous, so his momma can't stand angie and beg him to go back to Jen, if this is not a bunch of crap I don't know what is, first of all what kind of mother would ask her grown son to leave the mother of his three young children and go back to an X that wasn't really interested in having kids in the first place; sorry Star but I am not buying this crap that you are selling, maybe other people with no mind or sense of their own will, but not me. Just leave this family alone.

» this comment was posted by Alex on august 22, 2006 9:52 pm «

STAR WILL PUBLISH ANYTHING TRUE OR NOT JUST TO SELL THEIR MAGAZINE, ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS MONEY. GREEDY ASSES!!!

» this comment was posted by GREEDYstarMAG on august 22, 2006 10:16 pm «

Admittedly, I did come here to see the cover - but it always gives me a nauseous feeling in my stomach when I see such ridiculous crap, and all seemingly designed to draw these poor people out to say something or to prove something - which in turn will generate more tabloid fodder. I'm very glad Brad & Angelina are living their lives and ignoring these lies. It's like the two of them have put these rags on lockdown, and so they're lashing out at the Jolie-Pitts for giving them nothing. Kind of a fine - you hide from us, we'll just make crap up about you...and it will be bad. Who cares if you've got small children and have just given birth and in love - will write the most disgusting stuff designed to hurt you.

» this comment was posted by IWONTbeBACK on august 22, 2006 10:24 pm «

STAR MAGAZINE IS BEING BOYCOTTED - DO NOT BUY...THE CRAP WILL JUST SHOW UP ON THE NET ANYWAY!!!! DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR BUSINESS UNLESS THE LIES AND THE SLANDER AGAINST THE JOLIE-PITTS STOPS!

» this comment was posted by I'MNOTBUYINGSTAREVERAGAIN on august 22, 2006 10:29 pm «

If you're only posting the Star crap because others do it and you're doing it to keep up...then why do you comment on it as if you believe this shit? NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON IN BRANGELINA LAND! They've got such a tight lid on themselves that every tabloid - and blog - on earth is making up crap to make a buck off their popularity. It's a good thing you do have that full-time job to fall back on because if you keep posting idiot unsbustantiated shit like this from Star you're going to lose what little audience you do have! The least you could do is pretend like you know that Star made this crap up. Brad's mom wants him to go back to Jen? My mother wanted me to finish college...but I fucking grew up and made my own decisions and she got over it! My mother go over it...so will Brad's! The only way the Star could make this story stupider is to steal from last week's Life & Style and say that Brad told his mother he "still loves Jen"! Sheesh.

» this comment was posted by TheStarSucks on august 22, 2006 11:43 pm «

If anyone is reading this from STAR Magazine, here's a suggestion..... Brad Pitt has a nice size fan base..... Angie Jolie has a nice size fan base.... Brangelina has a nice size fan base.... Jen Aniston has a nice size fan base.... Given that those are the facts..... Have you ever thought about at the very LEAST making up stories that would be a 'buying trigger' for all 4 fanbases? Instead of those that alienate 3 out of 4, and piss them off. Because right now, these 3 of 4 aren't buying your weekly. Do yourselves a favor, just for research purposes go overto Justjared.com -- Brad and/or Angelina threads typically number 1000 posts or more...usually 1300-1400 posts, that translates to a 13-14 page thread, whereby on every page people (mostly die-hard fans of the couple/family) are posting 100 posts a page. Conversely, a Jen Aniston thread might get to 2 or 3 pages if the story is a good one - that's roughly 200-300 posts. If justjared was a magazine - that would be like him ignoring the brangelina fans, and catering to the jen aniston fans - get my drift? Now appealing to the Aniston fan, may be an improvement over your regular circ rates, but appealing to the Brangelina fan, not only captures the pissed off Aniston fan but will incorporate those tens of thousands who are currently NOT buying you and who have sworn off buying you. Why not try and post some gooey, mushy, sexy, happy, positive story (hey - it can be just as fake as your usual fare don't worry about that) about Brad & Angelina, and watch it FLY off the shelves! You will not only get 3 of 4 fanbases, but you will ALSO get the Jen Aniston fan base, as they cannot resist Brad & Angelina no matter how you slice it. Because right now, their very hefty fanbase is NOT buying you. You may think your circulation is great with all the embittered Angelina haters buying the negative anti sentiment stuff, but I guarantee you, you'll keep them, and gain 10 times the circ by giving the Brangelina fans something THEY would LIKE reading. Capiche?

» this comment was posted by Common Sense on august 22, 2006 11:47 pm «

it is what it is - a tabloid magazine - of course 95% of the stuff isn't true - yes i know that - everyone needs to calm down - it's just some silly stuff to post on and i never imply it's truth or gospel - if you read the post above i'm merely pointing out what's going on this week in STAR & that's it - and besides some tabloid stuff there is a lot more going on here on popbytes and i know a lot of people enjoy the site - i try to post some different content than the other celeb blogs and mix in a lot of entertainment type stuff - can you really deal with one more lindsay lohan bikini pic? gosh there are so many cut & paste blogs springing up these days - i try to provide everyone with some mindless pop chatter for fun and i usually try give everything its own popbytes flair - if you don't like here then don't come back

» this comment was posted by MK on august 22, 2006 11:59 pm «

Wow....some of you posters are just fucking insane. You act as though you know Brad and Angelina personally. Gossip is gossip - big fucking deal. Who gives a shit? If it disturbs you so much, why don't you simply avoid celeb blogs? I think this blog is nicely done. You don't have to agree or believe everything you see/read. It is ENTERTAINMENT, people!

» this comment was posted by Layla on august 23, 2006 12:24 am «

I enjoy laughing at the STAR covers of Brangelina because every fight is always their first big fight according to STAR. I think what will help you is if you give your own take on the covers and not seem like you buy the crap STAR is selling. Saying Angie looked like somebody that won't get along with her boyfriend's mum is taking sides with STAR which can never keep up with their own fanfiction. I wonder where the PITT'S stayed when they visited them in Africa. I think your site is cool and thanks for the covers just don't let your comments on STAR covers seems like you but their shit they are selling.

» this comment was posted by Hope on august 23, 2006 8:02 am «

I can't wait to buy that issue of Star. Thank MK. Love your site.

» this comment was posted by fuckyoubrAngelinaFans on august 23, 2006 8:58 am «

Ok "TheStarSucks" "IWONTbeBACK" and other freaks getting their panties all twisted, it's a freakin tabloid story, if you want die hard facts go to cnn or something, you act like Star is talking about your family. Brad and Angelina could care less about these stories because they are TABLOIDS, so no need to feel sorry for them. I am sure they are laughing things like this off while sipping tea on their multimillion dollar estate. Really, do you think a tabloid story is going to tear them apart? If you read MK's post it clearly is meant to be cheeky and taken lightly. I just can't believe some of you people are trying to knock someone down for giving you free web entertainment, websites like this don't come cheap to maintain. Not coming back, good riddance! Thanks MK for giving us popbytes, keep doing your thang!

» this comment was posted by Joey on august 23, 2006 10:05 am «

OMG, I am embarrassed for the people who are at the top of the comments here. Of course MK knows it's a tabloid and probably not real. WE ALL know it's a tabloid and anyone who argues with what's posted on the cover with a comment like, "tabloid stories have no basis, or boycott star, or star is all lies!" is a complete dumb ass. You are missing the point of the fun of the post. The fact that the stories are most likely not true is a given and it's obvious MK knows that and is playing around with it. For someone to say they wont come back to this awesome blog because he posts Star magazine covers is insane. If you are going to leave because of that, then you were never a real fan of this blog. It's called popbytes dumb asses and Star Magazine, Us Weekly, etc...all those tabloids are part of "pop culture" today. Geesh. And if you can't stand to look at the star covers, why not just skip over it instead of writing a mean comment to MK who seems like the sweetest guy. I love seeing the star covers, so MK, please don't stop giving them to us!

» this comment was posted by Tinkerbell on august 23, 2006 10:36 am «

MK ignore the stupid Brangelina fuckers!!I adore your blog and its the only one that is not recycling news.You always have something new nad different then million of other blogs!MK Rock on and fuckers like Taylor can fuck offf!!

» this comment was posted by Sarah on august 23, 2006 11:22 am «

people stop taking this bs so freakin' serious!! star and all other "gossip" mags are full of bs and gossip... this is called "entertainment"....and guess what!?....IT SELLS!!!! no one knows these celebrities they gossip about...if you notice its always "a close source" that is the giving them all the details. just read it and laugh......stop taking it so personal!!!

» this comment was posted by Leesa on august 23, 2006 1:25 pm «

mk, you do your thing and don't let these people get you down!! you are witty and your content is always unique. keep doing what you're doing! :)

» this comment was posted by karen on august 23, 2006 1:27 pm «

Facts of Life 1. Most mother-in-laws dislike their son's girlfriends, fiances or wives. Even more so when they become exes. 2. What makes anybody think that Jen would be dumb enough to take Brad back if he suddenly decided he made a mistake. After all...he dismissed their relationship as nothing more than a period of personal growth. So now he's growing little Pitts. 3. Jolie has track record for growing bored with the men who "service" her and I have no doubt that eventually she will grow weary of this one as well. So...given that neither Brad or Angelina have the foggiest notion of what is involved in a commited relationship...Mama Pitt should just sit back and watch the inevitable.

» this comment was posted by Marie Noguerole on august 27, 2006 6:30 am «

Eh, Brangelina bore me to tears. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are both a more talented and prettier couple. I'm sick of the Nambia bullshit, Brad's Ape Face and Angelina's Collagen Lips. -pops in The Good Girl-

» this comment was posted by Chris Evans on august 27, 2006 3:54 pm «

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