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Wednesday July 19 2006 @ 12:58PM
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oh lordy! do we really need an inflatable version of paris hilton? i was just about to eat lunch and i think i lost my appetite! even though it doesn't look like the 'real' paris on the box cover they are still marketing it as a ms. hilton endorsed product - part of their 'super star series'! i love the quote i'm a filthy-rich bitch...and i mean filthy! oi vey - popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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YUCK! A PARIS HILTON BLOW-UP DOLL!

This has to be good news for Charlie Sheen, he can add to his collection....

» this comment was posted by Rosalie on july 19, 2006 4:27 pm «

I think they should call it "the paris-site" doll....

» this comment was posted by Linda Jo on july 19, 2006 5:18 pm «

Her family must be very proud!

» this comment was posted by linda on july 20, 2006 6:14 am «

Finally, she is being put to good use.

» this comment was posted by Moe on july 20, 2006 8:51 am «

You could probably have a more intelligent conversation with the blow-up version of Paris!

» this comment was posted by Mary on july 20, 2006 9:34 am «

Has Paris ever heard of Jenna Jamison?? Thats a filthy rich bitch laughing all the way to the bank! This is the career she should have, she would be the biggest porn star EVER!!!! It would be her best move yet!

» this comment was posted by Dee on july 20, 2006 11:27 am «

The blow up doll probably has a higher IQ than She does

» this comment was posted by Chris Poggi on july 20, 2006 2:14 pm «

Now with 100% more VD!

» this comment was posted by Anonymous on july 21, 2006 7:17 am «

well, at least this version of Paris can't talk.

» this comment was posted by Wandell on july 23, 2006 10:06 pm «

Where can you buy it? How much does it cost? Does it come with a matching Nicky doll?

» this comment was posted by BOB on august 5, 2006 1:20 pm «

that doll is a joke it dosent even look at all like paris hilton its pathetic... hahahahahahahaha paris would have come out with something better looking then that piece of plastic you all are jealuos of paris cause shes hotter then all you fat ass creeps that have nothing better to do then fuck plastic

» this comment was posted by Sapphire Hilton on august 13, 2006 3:46 pm «

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