where might suri cruise turn up?



good morning! so here is some speculation from STAR on where suri cruise might make her first public debut….


1 – at a game (like one of connor’s soccer games – normal & casual)

2 – as a wedding present (would steal kat(i)e’s bride thunder!)

3 – at a scientology event (might appear too pushy for their ‘religion’)

4 – on oprah (a couch jumping encore?)

5 – on a mag cover for $5 million (the more she stays hidden…the price goes up!)

6 – on the red carpet (who brings their baby to the red carpet?!?)


well we may not be sure exactly where that baby cruise will first turn up but we can rest easy knowing that l ron hubbard (author & founder of scientology who died in 1986) is NOT the father of little suri (although he did have his creepy sperm frozen) ok the fact that this rumor had to even be addressed shows the lunacy of this whole tomkat situation…oh i feel a sit down coming with barbara walters…actually maybe kat(i)e should be a guest host of ‘the view’ and bring suri along! popbytes over & out – xxoo!





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