STAR asks what’s wrong w/ baby suri…



and why is kat(i)e hiding her? well for starters suri cruise‘s daddy – tom is off his fucking rocker and second her mommy – ms. holmes has turned into some sorta scientologist programmed soul (her old friends must just be like WTF?!?) seriously people what is up with all this tomkat craziness? well at least kat(i)e did get to do some recent shopping at barneys – that always helps!



at this point when baby cruise finally does make her first public appearance it’s going to seem so anti-climatic…STAR magazine this week investigates the whole suri mystery and even hypothesizes on where she could make her debut…check back as i will be posting some more gossip items from inside the mag…popbytes over & out – xxoo!



PS i wish her no ill will but i really could care less about christie brinkley and her creepy soon to be ex-hubby peter cook





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  • pepper1977

    I;ll bet that Suri Cruise should be Suri Klein. Remember Katie was engaged to Chris Klein a month prior to dating Tom Cruise. She probably had great ex sex since Mimi Rodgers and Nicole Kidman say that Tom is not so hot in the sack. I think Scientolgy is like the Stepford Wifes. LOL

  • La_Ventana

    Wow. They did a nice job photoshopping Kat(i)e’s teeth for that large cover shot….

  • treetop

    i wonder if it’s just obvious to them that tom isn’t the daddy; ethnic features not caucasion. how embarassing…

  • Rosalie

    Ewwww, lQQk at that photo of Tom on bottom corner. Kinda like you can peel that face off……then L Ron Hubbard will appear. Verrrry creeeepeeee!

  • Jeannie

    My guess would be that little Suri may have a birth defect, such as down syndrome, achondroplasia, or a cleft lip, especially since Tom is over 40 and they purchased a sonagram machine for private use.
    The proud new parents could be worried that the tabloids and an often less than considerate public may treat their beautiful new daughter like a terrible tragedy, hence no public baby pics just yet.
    Whatever it is I hope it’s not life threatening or painful and I wish the new family all the best.

  • Jessica

    Maybe they dont want people to see her yet. becase they know that once a star has a baby its all over. Has anyone thought they want some PRIVACEY?????

  • Anonymous

    Maybe theres nothing wrong with her. Maybe Tom & Katie just want some PRIVACEY in their life, Ever think of that.

  • lisa

    there might be nothing wrong with her but if there is then the tabloids would be all over her and she would never be confident.i think they just want some privacy
    luv yah who agrees with me!!ROCK OUT!

  • Mimi

    PRIVACY??!?!
    Really if they wanted privacy this whole thing could have been handled much differently. There are stars (Oprah) who have children and hide them for years to protect they right to a “normal” life.
    I think she either has a birth defect or Tom is clearly NOT the father.

  • TOM-CRUISE’S-RNA-IS-FLAWED!

    “NOT THE MOMMA!” – LOL, anyone remember ‘Dinosaurs?*’ I love the stepford wife link…so true!!!!!! Omega…PERFREAKINFECTIONARY-ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!!
    INSEMINATION?
    WASN’T HIS SPERM?!
    BABY STEPFORD SCHOOL (A.S.L. INCLUDED OF COURSE)?!
    ANTI-CHRIST?!
    omg have you see the OMEN?!!!! (evil gril)
    HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A CONTROVERSIAL PAPARAZZIC CRASH?!
    THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!!!
    ah well, that’s a royal flush…I fold, it’s'uri’situation(c’mon say it fast, you KNOW you want to). :P

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