ok so this afternoon when i
posted the new
jessica simpson video - i was so busy that i didn't have time to watch the entire thing...until now! OH MY GOODNESS - she made a
horrible video! the song i can deal with in
very small doses but
gosh the video is the fucking pits! the whole beginning intro with all her 'ladies' - making the
dumbest comments (having babies in africa? most downloaded on the internet? give me a break!) and then
ryan seacrest turns around to pipe in with his stupid comments...UGH!
next watching them all on prance around on rollerskates made me wanna puke -
eva longoria,
christina applegate, and
christina milian all made a
huge & embarassing mistake and lost major points! i love ms. applegate...they must have drugged her to join in! i don't care if your recently divorced gal pal needs a little help...friendship does not
require being in someone's lame ass video!
the song totally rips off
madonna but then with the video jess goes all copycat
again using the whole rollerskating & leotard theme (which madge did right in her awesome
sorry video) plus she copies that dance move near the end with their hands up...so fucking lame - oh my word! i also hated when jessica does that whole bit with that cute guy under those stage spotlights - i was freaking out - it's all so very bad!
andy dick although a bit weird & creepy is the only remotely enjoyable thing about the video but that's not saying much at all...
i just had to get on here and rip her a new one - i don't hate ms. simpson by any means but i have to be honest! i am
very curious to see what she picks for her second single...it has to better than this pile of crap - she best pick very carefully...popbytes feeling a little better after getting that off my pop chest (plus my pal
tabloid whore totally agrees with me) - xxoo!
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completly right the video horrid and i'm fairly what ryan seacrest that little fame whore said was just the truth he does what his hiarstylist to have his own tv show which he can then go on constantly so the pixie can suck up even more airtime but don't be too mean to applegate she look like she thought the whole thing was a joke when she said that thing about having her babies in africa she was so thinking who wrote this crap its not even campy good why couldn't they just get bruce vilhance and then who cares i'm getting paid and my iq is higher then that of everyone else in this car