ok so this afternoon when i posted the new jessica simpson video - i was so busy that i didn't have time to watch the entire thing...until now! OH MY GOODNESS - she made a horrible video! the song i can deal with in very small doses but gosh the video is the fucking pits! the whole beginning intro with all her 'ladies' - making the dumbest comments (having babies in africa? most downloaded on the internet? give me a break!) and then ryan seacrest turns around to pipe in with his stupid comments...UGH!
next watching them all on prance around on rollerskates made me wanna puke - eva longoria, christina applegate, and christina milian all made a huge & embarassing mistake and lost major points! i love ms. applegate...they must have drugged her to join in! i don't care if your recently divorced gal pal needs a little help...friendship does not require being in someone's lame ass video!
the song totally rips off madonna but then with the video jess goes all copycat again using the whole rollerskating & leotard theme (which madge did right in her awesome sorry video) plus she copies that dance move near the end with their hands up...so fucking lame - oh my word! i also hated when jessica does that whole bit with that cute guy under those stage spotlights - i was freaking out - it's all so very bad! andy dick although a bit weird & creepy is the only remotely enjoyable thing about the video but that's not saying much at all...
i just had to get on here and rip her a new one - i don't hate ms. simpson by any means but i have to be honest! i am very curious to see what she picks for her second single...it has to better than this pile of crap - she best pick very carefully...popbytes feeling a little better after getting that off my pop chest (plus my pal tabloid whoretotally agrees with me) - xxoo!
completly right the video horrid and i'm fairly what ryan seacrest that little fame whore said was just the truth he does what his hiarstylist to have his own tv show which he can then go on constantly so the pixie can suck up even more airtime but don't be too mean to applegate she look like she thought the whole thing was a joke when she said that thing about having her babies in africa she was so thinking who wrote this crap its not even campy good why couldn't they just get bruce vilhance and then who cares i'm getting paid and my iq is higher then that of everyone else in this car
» this comment was posted by bryan on july 19, 2006 11:41 pm «
Who wrote the script, it blows? I don't get her at all...she has a nice voice but this disco crap has got to go. Nick Lachey is a bazillion times better.
» this comment was posted by Shawnee swarengin on july 20, 2006 1:16 am «
I think that the new song is just "OK"...She sounded better 8 years ago..and even when she did her second album which is to me her best music.....
Jessica, Miss Cancer...Please come back and give us your old style of music....
» this comment was posted by Char on july 20, 2006 4:15 pm «
Bryan, Shawnee and Char,
What the Hell are you talking about Jessica's video sucks? I don't know what video you were watching but it obviously
was not the same video I've seen. I think Jessica's new video for her new single Public Affair is very Hot and Jessica is very Sexy in it. Desperate Housewive Eva Longoria Jessica's new friend and fellow Texan is also very Sexy in Jessica's new video. I also think that Christina Applegate wanted to be in Jessica's video or she would not be in it and she looks like along with Eva and Christina Milian and Jessica herself are all having a good time hanging out together. Finally how can you take a photo of Jessica and make it look like she to thinks her video suck when in reality she dose not think ill of her video. I
think thats very insulting and I think Jessica might agree with me and she just might be insulted I don't know but if it was me I would be! One more think I am a fan of Jessica's and have been ever since I first saw her on MTV and VH1. I also think she is very Sexy as well. I will assume you will not care about my being a fan of Jessica's but sorry after reading what I read about her and her new video I really don't care! Oh I forgot I hope the video for her second single off her Public Affair album is just as Hot and Jessica looks just as Sexy as she did in her video for the albums first single the title single Public Affair.
» this comment was posted by Mike on july 24, 2006 6:31 pm «
Oh of course any guy is going to like her nasty ass and her dumb videos. Jessica Simpson is a brainless bimbo who can't carry a tune, can't act and dresses like a hoochie. I don't care what any of your opinions are about what I say, because i can say whatever I want and for the guy that said her video was hot, you obviously have catteratcs!
» this comment was posted by Jessie on september 20, 2006 7:47 pm «
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