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Friday June 23 2006 @ 5:55PM
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first off jessica simpson's new single has an awfully bad title...a public affair...it sounds so damn stiff and boring but that is the least of the track's problems...i was expecting something really hot and banging - she kinda needed it to get her back in our good pop graces...well the single was leaked/released today and i think it's just downright horrible...oh my word!

i hate to say this & lightning may strike me dead but i actually much prefer the paris hilton 'stars are blind' single than this one...shocking i know! but seriously this is one of the worst songs i have heard in a while - and with so many hot tracks making rounds (the nelly furtado album is so good it's sick) this crap sticks out like a bad sore! sorry jessica - nice try but no cigar on this one...popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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JESSICA SIMPSON'S VERY CRAPPY AFFAIR...

When the music started for this, I thought it was Madonna's "holiday" from back in the day. What is wrong with Jessica Simpson's voice? Is she always out of breath or is she trying to be sexy while singing? Dumb song, dumb title for someone trying to avoid the fact that she may have had an affair while married... and why is her dumb hairguy/bff in the pic for this song? I believe that's Ken Pave to the left of her. Poor Jess, another bad choice....

» this comment was posted by Steph on june 23, 2006 5:11 pm «

She is a joke! I wish she would just go away.

» this comment was posted by tami on june 23, 2006 9:38 pm «

yes, it is very crappy. horrible, horrible. i cant even understand what she is saying most of the time.

» this comment was posted by cat on june 23, 2006 10:03 pm «

Madonna 'Holiday' anyone?

» this comment was posted by Brad on june 23, 2006 11:20 pm «

i hate the song it's so corny ,whack ,borin,i can't really understand the words,i hope this is not the first single at least nick song was more catchy!!!!u guys really don't know how much i hate this song it's that bad,and she's not even a really bad singer maybe she needs 2 stop havin so many "yes" people around and get a reality check,shitl! L.o.v.e. IS WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!IT'S OVER JESS!!!

» this comment was posted by unique on june 24, 2006 6:39 am «

i think it is cute that someone bought her a bunch of Kylie CDs and she fell in love with them. but sorry Jessie you are no kylie. song sucks. PopMuse is a Nick, not a Jessica.

» this comment was posted by Pop Muse on june 24, 2006 9:18 am «

yes it really sucks i cant understand what she is saying...dumb bitch blonde..i hate it!!

» this comment was posted by no name on june 24, 2006 10:59 am «

If this crap sells it will only be because Jessica has now made a name for herself but it is a horrible song and she has actually gotten worst as a singer (I use to think she had a great voice)

» this comment was posted by Lauren on june 24, 2006 2:45 pm «

This song sucks! Jessica Simpson is a has been...

» this comment was posted by kathy on june 24, 2006 6:26 pm «

Hey. Hazim here...again. People who legally download and buy her new material deserve to be arrested, caged, and shipped to hailand.

It's when you've become so slutty you don't which direction to take anymore. Little lost girl with big boobs-that's JSimp nowadays

» this comment was posted by Hazim on june 24, 2006 8:04 pm «

Oh MY GAH!! Make this girl go AWAY she's awful, and I will actually be angry if it becomes a hit because I despise this piece of crap so much!!! I can't stand Jessica Simpson, and her music career was crap from the very beginning...which I don't understand because she really does have a great voice...too bad!!! Even Britney had better songs (she has an awful voice) though, that's not saying much...

» this comment was posted by barbara on june 24, 2006 11:08 pm «

I like it. It's cute, summery and very appropriate for her. The video is gonna be hot. :)

» this comment was posted by Arasto on june 24, 2006 11:11 pm «

NICK IS DOING MUCH BETTER THAN JESSICA THIS TIME AROUND!!!

» this comment was posted by danielle on june 25, 2006 11:58 am «

Everytime I sing this song in my head I accidentally sing, "a stupid affair". That song title is absolutely awful.

» this comment was posted by Poppy on june 26, 2006 10:34 am «

yeah, not my favorite from jessica...then again, i don't like a lot of her stuff. i heard the video for the song is going to have eva longoria, christina milian and christina applegate.

i agree with you on the whole paris front...the song is growing on me and i'm starting to think it's not that bad.

» this comment was posted by karen on june 26, 2006 10:38 am «

I think this song is so bad that I cannot not even take 10 seconds of it. she is so hard to understand too I cannot believe that this girl is famous she looks like a dude in drag

» this comment was posted by sheila on june 26, 2006 5:28 pm «

I think it sounds good. But the song name is kinda of weird and she sounds REALLY different. But this is my opinion. dont start hating me, im only 12 who never listens to J simpson's songs

» this comment was posted by Diana on june 28, 2006 8:34 am «

OMG u guys r awful! This song is gr8! It is fun, carefree n a perfect summer pop song! It gets betta each time u listen to it, gi her a chance, n she aint just sum dumb blonde, stop bein jealous!!

» this comment was posted by Bryony on july 3, 2006 12:13 pm «

I don't understand. I heard part of this on the Today Show and it sounds NOTHING like Madonna's old crap. It just sounds like a happy, poppy little song.

Plus, who listens to Madonna anymore except for clueless teen girls, tasteless 80s nuts and her gay fanbase? Geez. Listen to some real music for a change and stop comparing anything released by a blonde pop star to her.

» this comment was posted by Ekkostar on july 20, 2006 5:38 am «

I actually think its a cute song! Its perfect for the summer because its upbeat and you can dance to it. I could see how people wouldnt like it though--its the epitome of pop music.

» this comment was posted by Kay on august 4, 2006 6:43 am «

whoever says anything bad bout jessica simpson is just jelous cos shes pretty and ur not

» this comment was posted by carlene on september 16, 2006 9:13 am «

Reminds me of Paris Hilton. Just because they have money, they THINK they can sing and the stations play their crappy music. There are a lot of "nobodys" who sing a helluva lot better and never become a celebrity.

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