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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JESS?
Tuesday May 30 2006 @ 7:50AM
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good morning! this weekend i came across these pictures (left) of jessica simpson's hair stylist mr. ken paves with sister ashlee simpson on the set of ashlee's new video for her single invisible - it got me thinking of the whole supposed sister war - you know how claims are being made that ms. ashlee is trying to be like jessica by way of a little single white female action! first the hair, next the nose, and now the stylist - HA!

so i dug up the poster for the classic cult horror flick 1962's whatever happened to baby jane? that starred legends bette davis and joan crawford as a pair of sisters with a twisted relationship - i went ahead and had some photoshop fun with this one - another example of too much time on my hands! if you want to see the original poster just rollover the image below - i am totally lovin' my new rollover bits of pop fun! popbytes over & out for now - just trying to figure out how i can deal with this day - perhaps a bit of caffeine is needed! xxoo!

PS i just adore the little disclaimer placed on the poster at the bottom!

Two aging pop stars live as virtual recluses in an old Hollywood mansion. Jessica Simpson, a successful child star, cares for her crippled (in a square dancing incident) sister Ashlee, who's career in later years eclipsed that of Jessica. Now the two live together, their relationship affected by simmering subconscious thoughts of mutual envy, hate & revenge.


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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JESS?

hey, if they were alive...Bette and Joan would kick your behind for slandering them with any similarity to these no talents, then they would kick the Simpson sisters; and take a hatchet to their father's behind and stone their mother, for offering them to the general public as talented!
» this comment was posted by d. c. on may 30, 2006 1:44 am «

Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once. There's also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn't wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause "Jessica's gonna love this!" and what did he get when she finally did come home..."I don't wanna see it" in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn't like was in it....... Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn't even pretend she was enjoying it. She was always whining when she didn't get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her. A simple "Oh that's great honey!" goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough. It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don't see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable. Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts. Normal fathers do not make those comments. She's a spoiled daddy's girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter. She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband. Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.
» this comment was posted by Jessie Williams on june 9, 2006 4:30 pm «
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PARIS HILTON STRIKES A POSE IN VEGAS
Sunday October 5 2008 @ 8:27PM
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good evening! today happens to be heiress nicky hilton's 25th birthday - last night boyfriend david katzenberg and her family including mom kathy & dad rick along with older sister paris hilton (27) and her tattooed boyfriend benji madden (i still cannot believe they're still a couple - i don't
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TINA FEY TAKES ON SARAH PALIN AGAIN - VIDEO!
Saturday October 4 2008 @ 9:38PM
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oh my gosh - for the third time tina fey took on vice presidential hopeful sarah palin during tonight's (october 4th) brand new episode of saturday night live (hosted by anne hathaway) mocking the vice presidential debate that took place between sarah and joe biden that took place this past
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ANGELINA & BRAD HIT THE RED CARPET IN NYC!
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good evening y'all! although the other day one magazine was claiming postpartum depression for angelina jolie - she looks anything but depressed in the pictures below (her first official public appearance since the birth of twins knox leon and vivienne marcheline) taken at tonight's new york city premiere (held at
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ALANIS MORISSETTE - NOT AS WE - VIDEO
Friday October 3 2008 @ 9:55PM
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good evening! the timing of alanis morissette's latest video not as we is quite coincidental - just last weekend her former flame and fiance actor ryan reynolds got hitched with actress scarlett johansson and this track most definitely must be about how alanis felt after the sudden break up...oh my
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POP NOSH: BRITNEY SPEARS NEEDS A BRA
Friday October 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† britney spears is looking great these days but she's still not a fan of wearing a bra la rag mag † suri cruise finally has a brand new doll to tell all of her secrets to... dlisted † are reese witherspoon and jake gyllenhaal struggling with long distance?
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LET'S BLAME MILEY CYRUS FOR THIS ONE...
Friday October 3 2008 @ 7:45AM
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good morning & happy friday! lately i've been into playing the blame game (just last week i was blaming denise richards for heather locklear's arrest although now it sounds like girlfriend was framed) now two artists (eva and franco mattes) are taking beloved & iconic characters such as mickey mouse
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I THINK I'LL PASS ON THE DOUBLE DECKER TACO
Thursday October 2 2008 @ 8:40PM
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good evening! i will admit that i totally have a soft spot for taco bell (especially double decker tacos - a hard taco surrounded by refried beans and a soft shell - the perfect combination) yet if i ever pulled up to the drive-in window and saw heidi montag and
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POP NOSH: ANGELINA & BRAD - BACK IN THE USA
Thursday October 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† angelina jolie and brad pitt brought all six of their kids back to the us a socialite's life † lindsay lohan and samantha ronson's mexican bikini break has come to an end popsugar † what does shannen doherty thing about paris hilton's sex tape with her ex-hubby? la
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YOU SPIN ME UPSIDE DOWN - MASHUP!
Thursday October 2 2008 @ 8:14AM
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good morning! here's the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. and it's a hot one - which totally goes hand in hand with the intense weather we've been having in los angeles - thank heavens today it's supposed to cool down a bit - the last two days have
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SARAH SILVERMAN RETURNS FOR A 2ND SEASON!
Wednesday October 1 2008 @ 11:20PM
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next week over on comedy central the second season of the sarah silverman program kicks off (wednesday october 8th) starring my favorite lady comedian sarah silverman (i swear if i were straight i'd totally want to date her - she's so fucking funny - i completely adore her crass, sarcastic
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CELEBRITIES SAY - DON'T VOTE!
Wednesday October 1 2008 @ 7:53PM
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good evening! with election day only like five weeks away - actor leonardo dicaprio organized a bunch of his celebrity pals to deliver a very important message...don't vote! watch the video for yourself below - and remember whatever you do - don't vote! popbytes over & out for now...xoxo (many
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ANGELINA JOLIE - FORCED INTO THERAPY?!?
Wednesday October 1 2008 @ 6:00AM
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good morning! the latest cover of star magazine is claiming there's trouble brewing again for angelina jolie who is possibly being treated for depression (it sounds like a case of the baby blues) a supposedly frantic brad pitt is insisting angie needs to seek professional help! she has been keeping
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ANOTHER WAY TO DIE - NEW BOND SONG + VIDEO!
Tuesday September 30 2008 @ 8:25PM
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POP NOSH: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BOUGHT A RING
Tuesday September 30 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† justin timberlake supposedly picked up an engagement ring for his gal jessica biel celebslam † britney spears' camp is completely denying the existence of a sex tape! cele|bitchy † what did katie holmes find in her dressing room that made her freak out? agent bedhead † is jennifer
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