whatever happened to baby jess?







good morning! this weekend i came across these pictures (left) of jessica simpson‘s hair stylist mr. ken paves with sister ashlee simpson on the set of ashlee’s new video for her single invisible – it got me thinking of the whole supposed sister war – you know how claims are being made that ms. ashlee is trying to be like jessica by way of a little single white female action! first the hair, next the nose, and now the stylist – HA!



so i dug up the poster for the classic cult horror flick 1962′s whatever happened to baby jane? that starred legends bette davis and joan crawford as a pair of sisters with a twisted relationship – i went ahead and had some photoshop fun with this one – another example of too much time on my hands! if you want to see the original poster just rollover the image below – i am totally lovin’ my new rollover bits of pop fun! popbytes over & out for now – just trying to figure out how i can deal with this day – perhaps a bit of caffeine is needed! xxoo!



PS i just adore the little disclaimer placed on the poster at the bottom!



Two aging pop stars live as virtual recluses in an old Hollywood mansion. Jessica Simpson, a successful child star, cares for her crippled (in a square dancing incident) sister Ashlee, who’s career in later years eclipsed that of Jessica. Now the two live together, their relationship affected by simmering subconscious thoughts of mutual envy, hate & revenge.






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  • d. c.

    hey, if they were alive…Bette and Joan would kick your behind for slandering them with any similarity to these no talents, then they would kick the Simpson sisters; and take a hatchet to their father’s behind and stone their mother, for offering them to the general public as talented!

  • Jessie Williams

    Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once.
    There’s also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn’t wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause “Jessica’s gonna love this!” and what did he get when she finally did come home…”I don’t wanna see it” in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn’t like was in it…….
    Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn’t even pretend she was enjoying it.
    She was always whining when she didn’t get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her.
    A simple “Oh that’s great honey!” goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough.
    It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don’t see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable.
    Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts.
    Normal fathers do not make those comments.
    She’s a spoiled daddy’s girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter.
    She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband.
    Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.

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