it’s a simpson sister war!



good morning! what’s a more perfect way to start the day than a little sister simpson war…i love dramatic stuff like this! i absolutely adore what STAR did to the picture below of sisters ashlee & jessica simpson! i so wanna see a knock down & drag ‘em out fight between these two…i swear this is a bad soap opera waiting to happen – maybe it could be a spanish novela…las hermanas horribles!



ashlee is going head-to-head with her sister, i think she feels her parents, especially her dad, joe, have always favored jessica, and she’s sick of it…



the article claims that ashlee is desperately trying to be like her big sister…first the nose, then the blonde hair, her wardrobe is even edging towards jessica’s style, and now STAR claims she is even considering a boob job to match up with jessica’s chestiness…oh my word – if i were jessica that would so be the last straw! so everyone keep a close eye on ashlee – she can be so sneaky! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!





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  • Chelsea

    Come on this is just another way for Jessica to get in the center of attention again…first she is being a b*tch to nick (hottie), she just cant help it that she is fading away and gonna be behind ashlee’s shadow now. So Jess should just get over it.

  • chels

    hi there – i think that this is all bull-crap becuz ashlee would never want to be like her sis. we all know she adores her sis but the reason why she went for the rock scene for her music was to go and be not like her sis and that went the same way with her clothes. she said and prob still says that she is comfortable with the way she is. just like her song I am me . she is not gonna change becuz she is her and that’s all that matters. she also said that her parents support her and let her be her own person and i think that is true. she would never want to be like her sis l don’t know why people are saying all that stuff abotu her trying to be like her sis. her nose is still longer so she could not look like her sis. i like her the way she is and l think the world needs more ashlee simpsons than less. LOVE you ashlee and keep on what yr doing i’m backing u up 100000%!

  • carrowsboy

    The sooner both of these dumb sluts go away, the better off we’ll all be. Both of them have ZERO talent.

  • Juju

    This is b.s. Ashlee got her nose done; Jess needs her nose done. Ash has no voice; Jess does. They both have boobs that are of acceptable size. Ash has her own style and is coming into her own as a marketable product; she doesn’t need to be ‘like’ anyone else. They are two different people. Little wars are breaking out between celebrities all over Hollywood and someone decided that the Simpsons shouldn’t be left out. Fabrication.
    Stop taking readers for idiots.

  • Claudea

    chels……
    So, how old are you again? i would guess no more than 10, right?? or 10 and 1/2???
    i guess you googled the names and found this site… lol
    damn! I forgot to put a *like* somewhere in that phrase… *you know* *like* you are f*cking *like* *soooo* cheesy!
    anyway, jessica AND ashlee Simpson are both fake, fug and dumb (and coked out) so the story wouldn’t be suprising!
    try to find some new hero…
    ciao

  • Mia

    k Claudea if u think ur cool cause u dont like ashlee or jessica ur a f**kin loser dont try and be all hardcore cause chelsea likes ashlee and u dont u need a f*ckin life if u waste ur time saying all this sh*t about her cause u dont like that music …ciao, f*ckin loser

  • http://www.myspace.com/iveydivey ShitHead

    LMFAO Claudea.
    I say let them fight. They ARE evenly matched. NO talent(sorry fans), and both attention whores. let them fight. I think this will be HILARIOUS.
    BTW chels, i guess you havent noticed, but ashlee has definitely been converting to Jessicaism. At first, sure, they were different. But these days, i cant tell the difference(except which one dresses stupider). Oh, and as for the music, Ashlee has NEVER NEVER NEVER been in the least bit “rock”

  • claudea

    Look Mina, I don’t care if i’m cool or not, i don’t give a rat’s ass about those pop stars. Like for most of those looly pop bubble gum stars, I can only appreciate their real talent: golddiggers all the way! I mean, good for them if ppl buy their crappy cds even though they can’t sing! lol it’s nothing personnal, i’m just being realistic.
    About Chels, i was just surprised/shocked to see that she talked about those girls like she’s their bbf (yes i said bff hehe)… if she’s 12, it’s perfectly fine to be delusionnal like that, there is a time for everything after all.
    And please girls stop writing : cause or becuze, it’s really annoying. i’m not the queen of spelling myself but we’re not text-messaging here.
    by the way, it’s pretty ironic how you say “u need a f*ckin life if u waste ur time saying all this sh*t about her”. Well, you responded to my post so I guess that makes two of us! ;)

  • claudea

    hey shithead (no insult intended lol),
    yeah let them fight. They should do a celebrity deathmatch cartoon like the ones they used to make a while ago on MTV… :D lol
    about ashlee, she sure has been involved in a massive make-over moment lately. hehe i love your new adjective “jessicaism”. They should had it up in the urban dictionnary :)
    oh and gossip for gossip, I don’t know if she’ll try to slut it up like her sister did! ha! LMFAO
    If so, she still has mountains to climb as jess is the queen of low class hook-up: those guys from jackass in that movie-trailer, that desperate dick-on-wheel from Maroon 5, her ex-assistant caccee cob and more!!(oh and there is one thing that bugg me with that Caccee Cob: i mean it’s one thing to bed your childhood best-girlfriend, it happens even in the best family after all lol, but it’s a completly other matter to hire her as an assistant!!! we all know what assistant mean in hollywwod, btw, i.e. slave no1!!! wow and to think Chels admires her.

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