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CRUISE, SCIENTOLOGY & SOUTH PARK - OH MY!
Friday March 17 2006 @ 7:43PM
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oh my word - this is just plain crazy people - first isaac hayes quits his role as 'chef' on south park because they were making fun of his 'religion' scientology - and now it is rumored that tom cruise (yes that tom cruise...) stopped a repeat airing of the show that really took big fun swings & pokes at the whole scientology set-up & scam...

a repeat of an episode that first played back in november was up for repeat next wednesday night at 10pm - well lo & behold it will not be shown...reports are claiming that mr. tomkat threatened to do no press (which would derail its success) for his upcoming film mission impossible 3 - which happens to be a paramount studios film - a studio owned by the good ol' boys over at viacom who also own 'comedy central' where 'south park' airs - cruise reps are screaming denial but it is all too coincidental to me...no matters anyways - first 'south park' is getting great press out of this whole scandal and i think MI3 will suck & bomb at the box-office anyways - people are not nearly as big of fans o' cruise as they used to be - can you say major decline in public image?

i am so not one to mock peoples belief or religions (i am not religious in the slightest - who has the time?) but all the stuff i have read and learned about scientology is just plain weird & wacky...seriously! and if cruise is playing these lame ass fucked up games then ms. katie needs to be extra super worried...check out the entire episode for yourself over at youtube.com - popbytes over & out until tomorrow - xxoo!

» read more on this story over at reuters

So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun. Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!! - 'south park' creators trey parker & matt stone


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CRUISE, SCIENTOLOGY & SOUTH PARK - OH MY!

all of you can make all the snide remarks and comments you want - you will all still be lined up to see MI3 ( including Trey and Matt) spouting crap like - I only want to see the effects or I like JJ Abramson - whatever - I listen to my religion that says - Thou shalt not spend any money ever that will benefit that jerk - and I have not broken that commandment since Top Gun

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hey hey! tonight i've got another new movie trailer coraline (a far cry from last night's post on the wrestler) this is first time a stop-motion animated feature is being made into 3-d (directed by henry selick who also helmed a nightmare before christmas) the film is based on british
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POP NOSH: PRINCE WILLIAM CAUGHT W/ HIS DICK
Friday November 21 2008 @ 3:10PM
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ASHLEE & PETE WELCOME BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ!
Friday November 21 2008 @ 7:37AM
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good morning! late last night word broke that ashlee simpson gave birth to a baby boy - which she and husband pete wentz decided to name bronx mowgli wentz - i love the first name but the middle name is totally lame - that's a middle name he probably won't
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MICKEY ROURKE IS 'THE WRESTLER'
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! oh i love a good comeback and so does hollywood - actor mickey rourke at age 56 might be on the brink of one - his new flick the wrestler (directed by the incredible darren aronofsky) has oscar buzz written all over it - how wild would it
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POP NOSH: GWYNETH PALTROW'S FURRY APOLOGY
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† she apologized and now peta can scratch gwyneth paltrow off their fur hitlist! a socialite's life † paris hilton & benji madden have split up after 11 months (no big surpise there) celebwarship † oh lordy - what was madonna thinking when she put this outfit on?!? webster's
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SWEET APOLOGIZE - MASHUP!
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh my word - this week has seriously flown by - it's already time for the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. - i love his choice this week - which takes one of my favorite songs ever - 'sweet dreams (are made of this)' - and
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS INTO PORNOGRAPHY?!?
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! now that i've had a couple of days to listen to britney spears new album circus (which leaked on the internet a few weeks before it's official release on december 2nd) i've decided overall it's quite decent but it does not top her last album blackout which is
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POP NOSH: HUGH JACKMAN - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i don't know if hugh jackman is the sexiest man alive but he's pretty damn hot! cele|bitchy † trouble was brewing between lindsay lohan & sam ronson over douchebag calum best! holy moly † britney spears admitted what we knew all along - marrying kevin was a mistake
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IT'S ALL-OUT WAR BETWEEN BRANGELINA - AND JEN!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 6:00AM
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good morning! oh go on and take a wild guess at who's being featured on the cover of star magazine....yup - we've got more about brad pitt & angelina jolie and their recent feud w/ his ex-wife jennifer aniston (over the ladies' interviews with vogue & w magazine) i seriously
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AMY WINEHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:10AM
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before i go to bed - i had to post this picture of amy winehouse taken tonight in london - she looks like a fucked up vampire (with badly stained teeth) perhaps she's heading to a screening of twilight? (although druggies don't usually go to the movies) i seriously fear
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 8:45PM
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good evening boys & girls! oh i go up and down on rosie o'donnell all the time (ummm...not like that) sometimes i love her - sometimes i find her to be extremely annoying - but i'd say for the most part i do like rosie and find her sense of
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POP NOSH: JESSICA SIMPSON - ADDICTED TO PLUMP!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† jessica simpson sure does love getting her lips injected with plumping filler! hollywood tuna † who would you rather - michael phelps, jon hamm, leonardo dicaprio, or obama? la rag mag † tom cruise is celebrating keeping wife katie holmes under contract for two whole years! dlisted †
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOOK HER HIVE FOR A WALK
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 7:38AM
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good morning! i haven't done a full post on amy winehouse since september 26th - which actually might be a record for me - that's almost two months ago - yet sadly little has changed for ms. winehouse since then - she's still looking like a total druggie train wreck!
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THE LOOK OF LOVE
Monday November 17 2008 @ 7:50PM
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good evening! before i settle into tonight's new episode of gossip girl - i simply couldn't resist posting some pictures of brad pitt and angelina jolie taken tonight in london - outside a private screening of her latest flick changeling (which i still haven't seen - shame on me -
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RIHANNA & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - REHAB - VIDEO!
Monday November 17 2008 @ 3:09PM
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it's finally here! the brand new rihanna video for her hot single rehab - one of the best tracks off her stellar hit-packed album good girl gone bad and it also happens to feature cutie justin timberlake - watch the hotness below! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
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POP NOSH: MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD
Monday November 17 2008 @ 12:55PM
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LET'S JUST DO IT
Monday November 17 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh i still miss lisa 'left eye' lopes so much - the supa fly rap queen of tlc who tragically passed away at the age of 30 in a car accident back in april of 2002 - i'll never forget the day i heard the sad news -
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WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS KLEIN'S HAIR?
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 8:35PM
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hmmm...chris klein used to be pretty freakin' hot but this picture taken of him today over in santa monica (at ps arts 'express yourself 2008') tells an entirely different story - his hair looks like its getting ready for comb over mode at age 29! besides those american pie movies
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BEYONCE & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON SNL!
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 12:36AM
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oh my goodness! you simply must watch this hilarious skit from tonight's saturday night live where justin timberlake and andy samberg donned black leotards along with high heels & pantyhose to play backup dancers for beyonce's 'single ladies' video - mr. timberlake was so damn cute & sexy shaking his
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LINDSAY LOHAN - FLOURED FOR FUR IN PARIS!
Saturday November 15 2008 @ 7:16PM
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good evening! the other day we had actress maggie gyllenhaal out & about wearing fur and just last night over in paris - lindsay lohan was wearing fur - so an anti-fur activist decided to pelt her with a bunch of flour and screamed lindsay lohan - fur hag as
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NIP/TUCK SEASON 6 TEASER PROMO!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:48PM
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good evening everyone! i was so excited the other day to find out two of my favorite shows will be returning to fx at the beginning of next year - nip/tuck is coming back for its 6th season starting tuesday january 6th - the following night damages is back for
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POP NOSH: YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON WINEHOUSE
Friday November 14 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† oh amy winehouse - i guess we can always count on her to feel better about ourselves dlisted † say it ain't so! angelina jolie is getting ready to fade out of the hollywood spotlight the blemish † more on paula godspeed's creepy (and sad) infatuation with paula
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OH MY GOSH - I LOVE GRACE JONES!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:04AM
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good morning y'all & happy friday! so right now i'm on this huge grace jones kick right now (join her on myspace) girlfriend just released her first album in nineteen years called hurricane - i picked up the import version earlier this week (i'm not sure if it will get
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I'M OFF TO SEE ALANIS MORISSETTE!
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update! oh my word! i knew alanis would be awesome but i kinda felt like it might be a show one might see at a local starbucks - but i was so very wrong - she kicked ass and totally rocked out...holy fuck! she's the bomb - i loved it
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POP NOSH: NEVERLAND RANCH'S NEW SIGN: SOLD!
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