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Wednesday February 15 2006 @ 7:27AM
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good morning everybody! here is the latest STAR magazine cover that will hit newstands this week - so this time around there are some crazy rumors flying all about...oh my gossip goodness! major props to ms. jessica simpson if she is fucking mega scarf-wearing hottie jude law (plus if she did fuck maroon 5's adam levine double props for jess! you go girl!) i would fuck mr. jude (or mr.adam) anytime & anyplace...just tell me when & where! popbytes out for now...enjoy the middle of the week! rock & gossip on - xxoo!

• jessica & jude law - hot & heavy
- steamy hotel romp!
- sexy text messages! (revealed!)
• brit & kev - public brawl - after bust-up over baby scandal
• brad & angelina...secret honeymoon - in paris!
• jen to try fertility treatmeants
• celebrity skating scandal - lloyd eisler left wife for kristy swanson!

JESSICA SIMPSON & JUDE LAW?!? WHOA!

No way in hell this is true. He would be slumming. I can't wait till the Simpsons just GO AWAY. They cant sing and if it werent for the blonde hair and britewhite smile they would be nothing. It doesnt take much for the media to get all wound up over a NO TALENTS. Anyone can sing breathey and thru their nose.

» this comment was posted by tray on february 15, 2006 9:50 am «

jude and jessica were in a room with 50 other people and just conversed. what the tabloids will do to sell magazines. jude is fancy free and jessica is definitely not on his '''''''''HIT"LIST. HE'S IN LONDON FILMING WITH CAMERON DIAZ

» this comment was posted by dolores craeg on february 16, 2006 6:25 am «

I think Jessica is turning into a slut!

» this comment was posted by Duggan on march 2, 2006 2:42 pm «

I love Jessica she is my idol!

» this comment was posted by Jennifer on march 5, 2006 7:19 am «

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MEET 'CORALINE'
Friday November 21 2008 @ 8:45PM
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hey hey! tonight i've got another new movie trailer coraline (a far cry from last night's post on the wrestler) this is first time a stop-motion animated feature is being made into 3-d (directed by henry selick who also helmed a nightmare before christmas) the film is based on british
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POP NOSH: PRINCE WILLIAM CAUGHT W/ HIS DICK
Friday November 21 2008 @ 3:10PM
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† cutie prince william was caught with his royal pecker in hand - taking a piss outside! dlisted † britney spears didn't want to deal w/ her divorce from kevin federline webster's is my bitch † jay-z & beyonce were named hollywood's richest couple w/ a $162 million! i'm
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ASHLEE & PETE WELCOME BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ!
Friday November 21 2008 @ 7:37AM
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good morning! late last night word broke that ashlee simpson gave birth to a baby boy - which she and husband pete wentz decided to name bronx mowgli wentz - i love the first name but the middle name is totally lame - that's a middle name he probably won't
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MICKEY ROURKE IS 'THE WRESTLER'
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! oh i love a good comeback and so does hollywood - actor mickey rourke at age 56 might be on the brink of one - his new flick the wrestler (directed by the incredible darren aronofsky) has oscar buzz written all over it - how wild would it
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POP NOSH: GWYNETH PALTROW'S FURRY APOLOGY
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† she apologized and now peta can scratch gwyneth paltrow off their fur hitlist! a socialite's life † paris hilton & benji madden have split up after 11 months (no big surpise there) celebwarship † oh lordy - what was madonna thinking when she put this outfit on?!? webster's
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SWEET APOLOGIZE - MASHUP!
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh my word - this week has seriously flown by - it's already time for the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. - i love his choice this week - which takes one of my favorite songs ever - 'sweet dreams (are made of this)' - and
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS INTO PORNOGRAPHY?!?
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! now that i've had a couple of days to listen to britney spears new album circus (which leaked on the internet a few weeks before it's official release on december 2nd) i've decided overall it's quite decent but it does not top her last album blackout which is
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POP NOSH: HUGH JACKMAN - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i don't know if hugh jackman is the sexiest man alive but he's pretty damn hot! cele|bitchy † trouble was brewing between lindsay lohan & sam ronson over douchebag calum best! holy moly † britney spears admitted what we knew all along - marrying kevin was a mistake
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IT'S ALL-OUT WAR BETWEEN BRANGELINA - AND JEN!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 6:00AM
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good morning! oh go on and take a wild guess at who's being featured on the cover of star magazine....yup - we've got more about brad pitt & angelina jolie and their recent feud w/ his ex-wife jennifer aniston (over the ladies' interviews with vogue & w magazine) i seriously
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AMY WINEHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:10AM
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before i go to bed - i had to post this picture of amy winehouse taken tonight in london - she looks like a fucked up vampire (with badly stained teeth) perhaps she's heading to a screening of twilight? (although druggies don't usually go to the movies) i seriously fear
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 8:45PM
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good evening boys & girls! oh i go up and down on rosie o'donnell all the time (ummm...not like that) sometimes i love her - sometimes i find her to be extremely annoying - but i'd say for the most part i do like rosie and find her sense of
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POP NOSH: JESSICA SIMPSON - ADDICTED TO PLUMP!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† jessica simpson sure does love getting her lips injected with plumping filler! hollywood tuna † who would you rather - michael phelps, jon hamm, leonardo dicaprio, or obama? la rag mag † tom cruise is celebrating keeping wife katie holmes under contract for two whole years! dlisted †
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOOK HER HIVE FOR A WALK
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 7:38AM
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good morning! i haven't done a full post on amy winehouse since september 26th - which actually might be a record for me - that's almost two months ago - yet sadly little has changed for ms. winehouse since then - she's still looking like a total druggie train wreck!
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THE LOOK OF LOVE
Monday November 17 2008 @ 7:50PM
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good evening! before i settle into tonight's new episode of gossip girl - i simply couldn't resist posting some pictures of brad pitt and angelina jolie taken tonight in london - outside a private screening of her latest flick changeling (which i still haven't seen - shame on me -
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RIHANNA & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - REHAB - VIDEO!
Monday November 17 2008 @ 3:09PM
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it's finally here! the brand new rihanna video for her hot single rehab - one of the best tracks off her stellar hit-packed album good girl gone bad and it also happens to feature cutie justin timberlake - watch the hotness below! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
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POP NOSH: MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD
Monday November 17 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† someone hacked into miley cyrus' myspace and proclaimed the teen queen dead celebslam † we've got yet another lesbian comedian - wanda sykes came out over the weekend! cele|bitchy † courtney love must be on something - she made sixty posts to her myspace blog! dlisted † nicole
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LET'S JUST DO IT
Monday November 17 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh i still miss lisa 'left eye' lopes so much - the supa fly rap queen of tlc who tragically passed away at the age of 30 in a car accident back in april of 2002 - i'll never forget the day i heard the sad news -
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WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS KLEIN'S HAIR?
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 8:35PM
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hmmm...chris klein used to be pretty freakin' hot but this picture taken of him today over in santa monica (at ps arts 'express yourself 2008') tells an entirely different story - his hair looks like its getting ready for comb over mode at age 29! besides those american pie movies
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BEYONCE & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON SNL!
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 12:36AM
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oh my goodness! you simply must watch this hilarious skit from tonight's saturday night live where justin timberlake and andy samberg donned black leotards along with high heels & pantyhose to play backup dancers for beyonce's 'single ladies' video - mr. timberlake was so damn cute & sexy shaking his
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LINDSAY LOHAN - FLOURED FOR FUR IN PARIS!
Saturday November 15 2008 @ 7:16PM
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good evening! the other day we had actress maggie gyllenhaal out & about wearing fur and just last night over in paris - lindsay lohan was wearing fur - so an anti-fur activist decided to pelt her with a bunch of flour and screamed lindsay lohan - fur hag as
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NIP/TUCK SEASON 6 TEASER PROMO!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:48PM
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good evening everyone! i was so excited the other day to find out two of my favorite shows will be returning to fx at the beginning of next year - nip/tuck is coming back for its 6th season starting tuesday january 6th - the following night damages is back for
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POP NOSH: YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON WINEHOUSE
Friday November 14 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† oh amy winehouse - i guess we can always count on her to feel better about ourselves dlisted † say it ain't so! angelina jolie is getting ready to fade out of the hollywood spotlight the blemish † more on paula godspeed's creepy (and sad) infatuation with paula
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OH MY GOSH - I LOVE GRACE JONES!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:04AM
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good morning y'all & happy friday! so right now i'm on this huge grace jones kick right now (join her on myspace) girlfriend just released her first album in nineteen years called hurricane - i picked up the import version earlier this week (i'm not sure if it will get
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I'M OFF TO SEE ALANIS MORISSETTE!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 7:45PM
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update! oh my word! i knew alanis would be awesome but i kinda felt like it might be a show one might see at a local starbucks - but i was so very wrong - she kicked ass and totally rocked out...holy fuck! she's the bomb - i loved it
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POP NOSH: NEVERLAND RANCH'S NEW SIGN: SOLD!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† memories are all michael jackson has left of neverland ranch! webster's is my bitch † samantha ronson is trying to keep her girlfriend lindsay lohan away from the boys... celebslam † anne hathaway's ex-boyfriend convict raffaello follieri isn't having any fun in prison dlisted † jennifer aniston was
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