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Wednesday February 22 2006 @ 8:42PM
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are not dating - it was reported that star magazine was going to claim this week that jessica simpson is now dating co-star dane cook who she is shooting the film 'employee of the month' with...below is the proof of what star is actually claiming and they really only say that she has a crush on mr. cook & is interested...of course she does and is - i have crushes on people all the time! crush & interested are quite loose terms - so everyone calm down - dane isn't doing jessica! i just hope she is riding adam levine like there is no tomorrow...that would be the only way to do it - he is fucking hot! also check out some extra star info below on nick lachey and his reserving the right to ex-spousal support...ok i am really out for tonight - check you all on tomorrow - xxoo!

JESSICA SIMPSON & DANE COOK...

How original - to hit on your co-star ---- Jess is so predictable that she really needs to just disappear

» this comment was posted by tami on february 22, 2006 9:47 pm «

The NYC lawyer Felder's comment "have enough self respect not to", I find so offensive I can't believe he said it nor can I believe it was printed. Why shouldn't a spouse regardless of gender be intitled to alimony. Felder needs to smarten up or shut up!

» this comment was posted by anonymous on february 23, 2006 11:39 am «

...the girl got some mad good taste; I'd tap dane cook if the chance came around!

» this comment was posted by midnight lounge on february 24, 2006 6:37 am «

when would she have the time to date dane cook now??? i mean, shes dating jude law, adam levine, filing for divorce and now mr.dane cook... right?!

its a good thing that ramble about the lawyers was posted anonymously, in which the person tells the lawyer to "smarten up or shut up"... maybe you should take your own advice and spell check???

it is pathetic nick lachey thinks hes ENTITLED to jessica's earnings. i mean, its not her fault his career died before she had her sweet 16!

» this comment was posted by stevezy on april 4, 2006 3:20 am «

I LOVE DANE AND JESSICA IS TOO SWEET NOT TO LOVE! I'M GLAD THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE THOUGH CUZ I AM ABSOLUTLY BANANA SANDWICH ABOUT DANE!

» this comment was posted by APRIL HART on april 29, 2006 5:52 pm «

Anyone that thinks Dane Cook is funny should have there head examined. This guy is a tool. He brainwashed college kids through his web site to believe that he was the MAN. Which is total bull. This guy has a huge data base of robot fans that will pay to see him , and they only pay $17 to see him , if you don't believe me check out any college he has ever played at, but he has absolutely zero talent. The last time I was in New York I hung out at the "New York Comedy Club" and saw a comedian named "Robert Bella" , a cross between Steve Martin and Rodney Dangerfield , the funniest comic I have seen in years !!!! You want to laugh , see this guy , believe me you will thank me for the rest of your life. Make sure you call to see if he is performing , that way you don't go there just to see the average comedians.

» this comment was posted by IKnowFunny on august 2, 2006 8:25 am «

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MEET 'CORALINE'
Friday November 21 2008 @ 8:45PM
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hey hey! tonight i've got another new movie trailer coraline (a far cry from last night's post on the wrestler) this is first time a stop-motion animated feature is being made into 3-d (directed by henry selick who also helmed a nightmare before christmas) the film is based on british
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POP NOSH: PRINCE WILLIAM CAUGHT W/ HIS DICK
Friday November 21 2008 @ 3:10PM
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† cutie prince william was caught with his royal pecker in hand - taking a piss outside! dlisted † britney spears didn't want to deal w/ her divorce from kevin federline webster's is my bitch † jay-z & beyonce were named hollywood's richest couple w/ a $162 million! i'm
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ASHLEE & PETE WELCOME BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ!
Friday November 21 2008 @ 7:37AM
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good morning! late last night word broke that ashlee simpson gave birth to a baby boy - which she and husband pete wentz decided to name bronx mowgli wentz - i love the first name but the middle name is totally lame - that's a middle name he probably won't
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MICKEY ROURKE IS 'THE WRESTLER'
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! oh i love a good comeback and so does hollywood - actor mickey rourke at age 56 might be on the brink of one - his new flick the wrestler (directed by the incredible darren aronofsky) has oscar buzz written all over it - how wild would it
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POP NOSH: GWYNETH PALTROW'S FURRY APOLOGY
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† she apologized and now peta can scratch gwyneth paltrow off their fur hitlist! a socialite's life † paris hilton & benji madden have split up after 11 months (no big surpise there) celebwarship † oh lordy - what was madonna thinking when she put this outfit on?!? webster's
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SWEET APOLOGIZE - MASHUP!
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh my word - this week has seriously flown by - it's already time for the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. - i love his choice this week - which takes one of my favorite songs ever - 'sweet dreams (are made of this)' - and
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS INTO PORNOGRAPHY?!?
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! now that i've had a couple of days to listen to britney spears new album circus (which leaked on the internet a few weeks before it's official release on december 2nd) i've decided overall it's quite decent but it does not top her last album blackout which is
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POP NOSH: HUGH JACKMAN - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i don't know if hugh jackman is the sexiest man alive but he's pretty damn hot! cele|bitchy † trouble was brewing between lindsay lohan & sam ronson over douchebag calum best! holy moly † britney spears admitted what we knew all along - marrying kevin was a mistake
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IT'S ALL-OUT WAR BETWEEN BRANGELINA - AND JEN!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 6:00AM
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good morning! oh go on and take a wild guess at who's being featured on the cover of star magazine....yup - we've got more about brad pitt & angelina jolie and their recent feud w/ his ex-wife jennifer aniston (over the ladies' interviews with vogue & w magazine) i seriously
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AMY WINEHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:10AM
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before i go to bed - i had to post this picture of amy winehouse taken tonight in london - she looks like a fucked up vampire (with badly stained teeth) perhaps she's heading to a screening of twilight? (although druggies don't usually go to the movies) i seriously fear
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 8:45PM
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good evening boys & girls! oh i go up and down on rosie o'donnell all the time (ummm...not like that) sometimes i love her - sometimes i find her to be extremely annoying - but i'd say for the most part i do like rosie and find her sense of
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POP NOSH: JESSICA SIMPSON - ADDICTED TO PLUMP!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† jessica simpson sure does love getting her lips injected with plumping filler! hollywood tuna † who would you rather - michael phelps, jon hamm, leonardo dicaprio, or obama? la rag mag † tom cruise is celebrating keeping wife katie holmes under contract for two whole years! dlisted †
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOOK HER HIVE FOR A WALK
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 7:38AM
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good morning! i haven't done a full post on amy winehouse since september 26th - which actually might be a record for me - that's almost two months ago - yet sadly little has changed for ms. winehouse since then - she's still looking like a total druggie train wreck!
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THE LOOK OF LOVE
Monday November 17 2008 @ 7:50PM
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good evening! before i settle into tonight's new episode of gossip girl - i simply couldn't resist posting some pictures of brad pitt and angelina jolie taken tonight in london - outside a private screening of her latest flick changeling (which i still haven't seen - shame on me -
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RIHANNA & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - REHAB - VIDEO!
Monday November 17 2008 @ 3:09PM
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it's finally here! the brand new rihanna video for her hot single rehab - one of the best tracks off her stellar hit-packed album good girl gone bad and it also happens to feature cutie justin timberlake - watch the hotness below! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
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POP NOSH: MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD
Monday November 17 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† someone hacked into miley cyrus' myspace and proclaimed the teen queen dead celebslam † we've got yet another lesbian comedian - wanda sykes came out over the weekend! cele|bitchy † courtney love must be on something - she made sixty posts to her myspace blog! dlisted † nicole
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LET'S JUST DO IT
Monday November 17 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh i still miss lisa 'left eye' lopes so much - the supa fly rap queen of tlc who tragically passed away at the age of 30 in a car accident back in april of 2002 - i'll never forget the day i heard the sad news -
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WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS KLEIN'S HAIR?
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 8:35PM
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hmmm...chris klein used to be pretty freakin' hot but this picture taken of him today over in santa monica (at ps arts 'express yourself 2008') tells an entirely different story - his hair looks like its getting ready for comb over mode at age 29! besides those american pie movies
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BEYONCE & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON SNL!
Sunday November 16 2008 @ 12:36AM
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oh my goodness! you simply must watch this hilarious skit from tonight's saturday night live where justin timberlake and andy samberg donned black leotards along with high heels & pantyhose to play backup dancers for beyonce's 'single ladies' video - mr. timberlake was so damn cute & sexy shaking his
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LINDSAY LOHAN - FLOURED FOR FUR IN PARIS!
Saturday November 15 2008 @ 7:16PM
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good evening! the other day we had actress maggie gyllenhaal out & about wearing fur and just last night over in paris - lindsay lohan was wearing fur - so an anti-fur activist decided to pelt her with a bunch of flour and screamed lindsay lohan - fur hag as
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NIP/TUCK SEASON 6 TEASER PROMO!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:48PM
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good evening everyone! i was so excited the other day to find out two of my favorite shows will be returning to fx at the beginning of next year - nip/tuck is coming back for its 6th season starting tuesday january 6th - the following night damages is back for
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POP NOSH: YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON WINEHOUSE
Friday November 14 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† oh amy winehouse - i guess we can always count on her to feel better about ourselves dlisted † say it ain't so! angelina jolie is getting ready to fade out of the hollywood spotlight the blemish † more on paula godspeed's creepy (and sad) infatuation with paula
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OH MY GOSH - I LOVE GRACE JONES!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:04AM
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good morning y'all & happy friday! so right now i'm on this huge grace jones kick right now (join her on myspace) girlfriend just released her first album in nineteen years called hurricane - i picked up the import version earlier this week (i'm not sure if it will get
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I'M OFF TO SEE ALANIS MORISSETTE!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 7:45PM
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update! oh my word! i knew alanis would be awesome but i kinda felt like it might be a show one might see at a local starbucks - but i was so very wrong - she kicked ass and totally rocked out...holy fuck! she's the bomb - i loved it
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POP NOSH: NEVERLAND RANCH'S NEW SIGN: SOLD!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† memories are all michael jackson has left of neverland ranch! webster's is my bitch † samantha ronson is trying to keep her girlfriend lindsay lohan away from the boys... celebslam † anne hathaway's ex-boyfriend convict raffaello follieri isn't having any fun in prison dlisted † jennifer aniston was
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