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Friday December 23 2005 @ 9:01PM
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this is so damn outlandish - i am literally beside myself! kevin federline (aka britney spears' trailer trash hubby) has launched his very own website - he sez he is 'coming in 2006' - i just hope he doesn't 'cum' again like before giving brit another baby - it is really all quite crazy - i was about to call it a pop night but when i saw this pathetic attempt at a some sorta entertainment career- i just knew i had to post this for you all...below is the intro note from kevin himself - oh britney how could you get us all involved with this loserrrrrrr...popbytes so over & out! xxoo

Hey Everyone,

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.

Kevin

KEVIN FEDERLINE'S NEW WEBSITE!

YOU SUCK . YOU ARE TRASH , AND BRIT CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!

» this comment was posted by MICHELLE on december 27, 2005 5:53 pm «

KEVIN AND BRITNEY I WISH YOU TON'S OF JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE NEW YEAR TO COME. DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY, GO WITH YOUR HEART'S! BEST WISHES TO YOU BOTH!! ROSIE :)

» this comment was posted by ROSIE on december 27, 2005 7:55 pm «

GET A LIFE kevin! you are the biggest JOKE!

» this comment was posted by marie on december 27, 2005 8:28 pm «

it seems fitting that gay.com is advertised on same page as the mug of mr. britney spears by the way get propecia your dome is balding kevin,you must be a thief, or britney must not be able to handle her birth control

» this comment was posted by truth on december 28, 2005 5:20 am «

Kevin, I don't know you, however I am not going to judge you by the newspaper, Britney loves you that is all that matters, I wish you well new cd release. God Bless you and all your children-Happy New Year

» this comment was posted by Eva on december 30, 2005 1:19 pm «

OMG KEVIN IS SUCH A JOKE! AND BRITNEY IS AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE HAS GOTTEN HERSELF INTO WITH THIS FREELOADER! POSSIBLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR THESE TWO ARE KEVIN GROW-UP AND BECOME A REAL MAN NOT A FREELOADING TRAMP! AND BRIT WISEN UP GIRL, DON'T YOU KNOW HE'S ONLY TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE....A RIDE TO THE BANK!! SECURE YOURS & YOUR BABIES FUTURE!! AND PLLEEAASSEE DO NOT BARE ANY MORE LITTLE K-FED'S. GOD BLESS YOUR LITTLE GUY BUT YOU SHOULDA GOT A BETTER DADDY NOT A BROKE, LOW DOWN DADDY!!!!

» this comment was posted by AMY on january 1, 2006 8:26 pm «

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NO MORE GAS - SUPER HOT MEGA MASHUP!
Thursday August 21 2008 @ 8:25AM
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good morning! here's the latest mashup selection from my pal dj paul v. (who needs a vacation just like i do...) he picked an excellent super jam packed track that includes everyone from madonna to rihanna - it's amazing how well the songs all mash together (courtesy of dj earworm)
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BROADWAY IS GETTING READY FOR KATIE HOLMES!
Wednesday August 20 2008 @ 11:35PM
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hey hey! the posters recently went up at nyc's gerald schoenfeld theatre - touting the revival of arthur miller's award-winning 1947 play all my sons starring katie holmes, cutie patrick wilson, dianne wiest, and john lithgow which goes into previews on september 18th! when i was in high school 'all
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WHO WILL BE VH1'S GLAM GOD?
Wednesday August 20 2008 @ 9:25PM
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hey hey! i simply had to do a post about this new reality show premiering tomorrow night over on vh1 called glam god (watch the trailer below) with host & judge vivica a. fox - because of course i do love all things related to fashion & style but one
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JESSICA SIMPSON IS HAWKING BEER W/ VITAMINS
Wednesday August 20 2008 @ 7:45PM
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good evening y'all! we all know jessica simpson has put her name on a number of things including acne products, handbags, shoes, makeup, hair extensions - and now she's the new spokesperson for dallas based brewer stampede beer which is actually enhanced with vitamins...making it beer plus! (i bet papa
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POP NOSH: BRITNEY SPEARS GOT HER BODY BACK!
Wednesday August 20 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† a fabulous looking britney spears shed 12lbs in just 30 days - how'd she do that? love b. scott † good news of the day: elizabeth taylor is back at work and doing fine! in case you didn't know † biggest lie of the week: douchebag spencer pratt
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JENNIFER ANISTON TURNS TO BRAD PITT...
Wednesday August 20 2008 @ 6:00AM
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good morning! it has only been a few days since word broke that jennifer aniston and john mayer had split up (which he loved talking to the paparazzi about) and already ms. aniston is back on the cover of the latest star magazine right next to her ex-hubby brad pitt
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JIM CARREY LOVES TO SAY YES!
Tuesday August 19 2008 @ 8:56PM
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hey kids! although i've never been a huge fan of jim carrey - he has definitely grown on me over the years - he's super funny & talented and still looks great plus jim seems to be like a very decent boyfriend to jenny mccarthy (who i've always adored!) mr.
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POP NOSH: KATE WANTS OWEN BACK - UGH
Tuesday August 19 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† if owen wilson has one ounce of self-respect he'll totally ignore kate hudson's pleas! yeeeah! † christina applegate is now 100% cancer free after a double mastectomy i'm not obsessed † jennifer lopez thinks her triathlon training is more newsworthy than phelps' medals candy kirby † the best
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LILY ALLEN GETS HER FIGHT ON
Tuesday August 19 2008 @ 7:51AM
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good morning! it looks like lily allen might be taking a little inspiration from fellow brit amy winehouse's recent late night fighting - girlfriend was hanging out w/ friends late last night in london's soho district at ronnie scott's jazz club - apparently when she left the club some girl
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WHO CAN PASS UP DAVID BECKHAM PICTURES?!?
Monday August 18 2008 @ 8:00PM
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good evening! i certainly can't pass up pictures of david beckham - he's so damn gorgeous (wife victoria beckham is the luckiest lady in the entire world...could you imagine having him on top of you?!?) he was over in england practicing for a friendly game of soccer (football to them)
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POP NOSH: ROSEANNE DESPISES ANGELINA JOLIE
Monday August 18 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† roseanne barr doesn't have anything nice to say about angelina jolie at all... holy moly † the history of 'xenu' - as explained by l. ron hubbard himself (scientology is so whack) gawker † congrats to ellen degeneres and portia di rossi - the couple wed over the
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SANTOGOLD SEZ LIGHTS OUT
Monday August 18 2008 @ 7:30AM
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good morning! i love santogold (born santi white) who recently dropped the video for her second single lights out off her debut self-titled album that i became an immediate fan of upon my very first listen - the track is super hot along with the fabulous use of prints in
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DITA VON TEESE AND HER SEXY WONDERBRA!
Sunday August 17 2008 @ 9:15PM
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i swear i'm starting to think that international burlesque star and model dita von teese (ex-wife of shock rocker marilyn manson) is quite possibly the most beautiful woman alive right now (sorry angelina jolie!) every time i see her picture i'm taken aback by her incredibly dazzling & glamorous appearance
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AMY WINEHOUSE MANAGED TO TAKE A SHOWER!
Sunday August 17 2008 @ 2:40PM
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normally i wouldn't do two amy winehouse posts in a row but i couldn't help myself - yesterday she looked like a dirty ass zombie performing at the v2008 festival (of course the crowd booed at her) twenty-four hours later she hit the stage once again for the second day
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WHO LET AMY WINEHOUSE PERFORM TODAY?!?
Saturday August 16 2008 @ 3:55PM
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oh my word! does amy winehouse look like she's in any condition to perform?!? i can't believe she managed to get up on stage today over at day one of the v2008 festival held in england's staffordshire - just the other night she had yet another messy late night tirade
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