kevin federline’s new website!



this is so damn outlandish – i am literally beside myself! kevin federline (aka britney spears’ trailer trash hubby) has launched his very own website – he sez he is ‘coming in 2006′ – i just hope he doesn’t ‘cum’ again like before giving brit another baby – it is really all quite crazy – i was about to call it a pop night but when i saw this pathetic attempt at a some sorta entertainment career- i just knew i had to post this for you all…below is the intro note from kevin himself – oh britney how could you get us all involved with this loserrrrrrr…popbytes so over & out! xxoo

Hey Everyone,



I don’t think we’ve ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I’m 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there’s going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.


Kevin



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  • MICHELLE

    YOU SUCK . YOU ARE TRASH , AND BRIT CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!

  • ROSIE

    KEVIN AND BRITNEY I WISH YOU TON’S OF JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THE NEW YEAR TO COME. DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY, GO WITH YOUR HEART’S! BEST WISHES TO YOU BOTH!! ROSIE :)

  • marie

    GET A LIFE kevin! you are the biggest JOKE!

  • truth

    it seems fitting that gay.com is advertised on same page as the mug of mr. britney spears
    by the way get propecia your dome is balding kevin,you must be a thief, or britney must not be able to handle her birth control

  • Eva

    Kevin, I don’t know you, however I am not going to judge you by the newspaper, Britney loves you that is all that matters, I wish you well new cd release. God Bless you and all your children-Happy New Year

  • AMY

    OMG KEVIN IS SUCH A JOKE! AND BRITNEY IS AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE. I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT SHE HAS GOTTEN HERSELF INTO WITH THIS FREELOADER! POSSIBLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR THESE TWO ARE KEVIN GROW-UP AND BECOME A REAL MAN NOT A FREELOADING TRAMP! AND BRIT WISEN UP GIRL, DON’T YOU KNOW HE’S ONLY TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE….A RIDE TO THE BANK!! SECURE YOURS & YOUR BABIES FUTURE!! AND PLLEEAASSEE DO NOT BARE ANY MORE LITTLE K-FED’S. GOD BLESS YOUR LITTLE GUY BUT YOU SHOULDA GOT A BETTER DADDY NOT A BROKE, LOW DOWN DADDY!!!!

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