ok kids - get ready for my two cents on the whole brad - angelina - jennifer - mess - yes it's all one big messy messerson (hi lora!)! i am kinda sick of hearing about it all - but in the end - it's just typical hollywood games - most couples can't deal for too long - and brad & jen are no exception (long live tom & rita!) - but i will say if i were to do a movie with angelina jolie - i would probably screw her too - i'm sorry - it sounds harsh but admit it or not - angelina jolie is smoking hot - she is completely so gorgeous and exotic - i doubt any man or woman - gay or straight (trannies included) could resist her wily sexual ways - she oozes pure sex like an aloe plant - gosh those cheekbones - and i'm oh so sure she isn't shy in the bedroom in the least - and i also think this post would work perfectly if i were to replace every instance of 'angelina' with 'brad' - he is quite hot himself - so when you have the two hottest people in the world - sparks are bound to fly - sorry jenny aniston - i do adore you - but yr gonna be fine (vince vaughn is an ok guy!) - and at least you can say brad pitt was inside you (plus you have a shitload of money) - which is more than most of us can say! yes popbytes is being a little dirty tonight (sorry mom!) - but why not - i ain't so dirty all the time - so a little filth here & there isn't gonna hurt anyone - popbytes out for now xxxooo (notice the triple x) :)
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