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Thursday August 4 2005 @ 9:53PM
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ok kids - get ready for my two cents on the whole brad - angelina - jennifer - mess - yes it's all one big messy messerson (hi lora!)! i am kinda sick of hearing about it all - but in the end - it's just typical hollywood games - most couples can't deal for too long - and brad & jen are no exception (long live tom & rita!) - but i will say if i were to do a movie with angelina jolie - i would probably screw her too - i'm sorry - it sounds harsh but admit it or not - angelina jolie is smoking hot - she is completely so gorgeous and exotic - i doubt any man or woman - gay or straight (trannies included) could resist her wily sexual ways - she oozes pure sex like an aloe plant - gosh those cheekbones - and i'm oh so sure she isn't shy in the bedroom in the least - and i also think this post would work perfectly if i were to replace every instance of 'angelina' with 'brad' - he is quite hot himself - so when you have the two hottest people in the world - sparks are bound to fly - sorry jenny aniston - i do adore you - but yr gonna be fine (vince vaughn is an ok guy!) - and at least you can say brad pitt was inside you (plus you have a shitload of money) - which is more than most of us can say! yes popbytes is being a little dirty tonight (sorry mom!) - but why not - i ain't so dirty all the time - so a little filth here & there isn't gonna hurt anyone - popbytes out for now xxxooo (notice the triple x) :)

WHO WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH ANGELINA?

In a second...However I am really upset she is with Brad P.

» this comment was posted by daisy on august 5, 2005 8:33 am «

I think she's a Ho!

» this comment was posted by Tree on august 5, 2005 1:13 pm «

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» this comment was posted by Danielle on august 5, 2005 2:00 pm «

really am I the only one come on she's beautiful

» this comment was posted by daisy on august 5, 2005 4:31 pm «

i agree daisy! that's why i posted this! she is smoking hot! rock on! thanks for coming by popbytes!

» this comment was posted by mk on august 5, 2005 5:17 pm «

The pic of Angie gracing mags may be beautiful, she may even be beautiful onscreen and even 3 months ago but who will bang the lollypop head of today, her recent pics on the set of her De Niro movie shows her spotting the sternum chic look with chest bones very visible, you can hang coats off them, twig arms and legs that look like sticks with her head almost ready to drop of her skinny neck but thank God for makeup and lighting. I am even finding it difficult to imagine that she can actually get wet when aroused perhaps she should eat a burger, maybe then she might be fuckable, she might also want to get in touch with Liz Taylor, who has become a pathetic sight after all her years of "she is the one girl, I want to fuck". Who cares if Brad fucks her now, isn't this the same woman who fucked Billy Bob? Eww and even he left her, oh yes, so did Johnny Lee Miller, who she runs back to but he can't seem to want to want her, for a woman who is hot, she does get used and dropped alot. I guess once they get a taste, they figure the honey ain't all that. Good luck, Angie and while you are at it, fuck your brother for me, he might be able to pump some much needed life into you since it seems since you got with Brad, it's looking more and more like your life source is leaking some place.

» this comment was posted by Amy on august 6, 2005 4:39 pm «

Hi MK, I'm back! That is a smokin' hot pic of Angelina. She's on my list of celebs I'd ask my hubby for a pass to have a fling with. :) I believe her when she says she had no physical relations with Brad while he was still with Jen, but that hardly matters now that he is wagging his tongue at her side... Oh well. Her new baby girl is gorgeous. Funny how she only picks the beautiful orphans...

» this comment was posted by Poppy on august 7, 2005 11:50 am «

I think she is the coolest! I like Jennifer but Angelina can do no wrong. And I love little Maddox,too.

» this comment was posted by Bebe on august 14, 2005 7:55 am «

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POPBYTES LIVE | 2008 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS!
Sunday September 7 2008 @ 10:45AM
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hey everyone! today is the big day - i'm about to head out the door to check-in over at the video music awards '08! although it's going to be a very long day - i have a feeling it should be a total blast and i simply can't wait to
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HOLLYWOOD STANDS UP TO CANCER
Saturday September 6 2008 @ 8:10PM
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good evening! i've been all over los angeles today getting ready to deal with mtv's video music awards '08 (the show's 25th anniversary - that fact makes me feel old!) which take place tomorrow not too far from my place over at hollywood's paramount studios (i already heard parking is
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JUST STAND UP (WITH THE MANY DIVAS!)
Friday September 5 2008 @ 9:40PM
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oh my gosh - i can't believe that ashanti, beyonce, carrie underwood, ciara, fergie, keyshia cole, leona lewis, mariah carey, mary j. blige, miley cyrus, natasha bedingfield, nicole scherzinger, and rihanna all managed to get up on stage together tonight (during fashion rocks) over in nyc to sing their collective
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THE HAUNTING OF MOLLY HARTLEY
Friday September 5 2008 @ 7:55PM
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hey kids! once i heard this movie the haunting of molly hartley stars gossip girl mega-hottie chace crawford - i had to toss up the trailer here on popbytes along with some delicious stills of mr. crawford! i always thought he was way cute but once i seriously started getting
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POP NOSH: SOME OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS
Friday September 5 2008 @ 2:16PM
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oh my gosh...what a morning i had...the site was up and down (there was some darn network issue) but thankfully all is totally fine now and i can finally breathe a sigh of relief! seeing me all stressed out is so not a pretty sight but i can't stand when
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UGLY BETTY SEASON #3 COMING SOON!
Friday September 5 2008 @ 8:14AM
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good morning everyone & happy friday! oh i'm already totally loving september since it marks the return of a number of my favorite shows including ugly betty which kicks off its 3rd season on thursday september 25th - and lindsay lohan will once again be making another guest appearance as
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METALLICA - THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES - VIDEO
Thursday September 4 2008 @ 9:50PM
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hey hey! i'll admit to being a closet fan of metallica and the band (first formed back in 1981 right here in los angeles) is back with a brand new album - their 9th studio effort entitled death magnetic drops on september 12th and was produced by the legendary
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RANDY JACKSON & RYAN SEACREST GET CLOSER
Thursday September 4 2008 @ 7:50PM
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good evening y'all! i'm not the hugest fan of chef rachael ray (although i always do love a little evoo) but when i came across this picture from when she decided to crash the american idol auditions in nyc for a segment on her tv show (the episode airs on
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POP NOSH: WHEN DID BRITNEY LOSE HER VIRGINITY?
Thursday September 4 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† thanks to mom lynne spears now we know the answer to the question posed above... mollygood † jessic biel is denying rumors she's preggers w/ justin timberlake's baby in case you didn't know † jamie lynn spears is prepping for custody battle with baby daddy casey aldridge celebslam
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PETER, BJORN & JOHN VS THE CURE - MASHUP!
Thursday September 4 2008 @ 8:05AM
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good morning! oh i'm loving this short work week (tomorrow is already friday) and this coming sunday i'll be covering the video music awards which i'm extra excited about since mtv confirmed yesterday that britney spears is going to open the show - not a performance but something supposedly fun
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DAMN - THAT MUST'VE HURT!
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 10:50PM
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oh my word - i'm all for body piercing (i've got both of my nipples pierced along w/ my bellybutton and my neck...yes my neck...i know it does sound a bit odd but i really wanted to get pierced in a place most people don't - i've had it for
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IS SHANNEN DOHERTY ALREADY CAUSING DRAMA?
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 8:25PM
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good evening! since this morning i wrote up a whole rant on sarah palin - i don't think i can write about her again although she is featured front & center on the latest cover of national enquirer with her dark secrets - i'm quite sure we'll finding out some
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POP NOSH: SARAH PALIN IS A 4X COVER GIRL!
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† lame ass vp nominee sarah palin landed on the cover of four tabloid magazines this week dlisted † britney spears thinks her dad jamie actually saved her life (which he did) i'm not obsessed † jessica simpson opens up about why she almost quit singing (because she sucks)
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JAMIE LYNN REMINDS ME OF BRISTOL PALIN...
Wednesday September 3 2008 @ 6:00AM
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(...except her mom lynne spears isn't running for vice president) oh good morning everyone (i'm taking a deep breath right about now...) although the latest star magazine cover is featuring baby daddy drama for new teenage mom jamie lynn spears and her daughter maddie briann (read about that messy situation
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LILY ALLEN: ALL GLAMMED OUT & LIQUORED UP!
Tuesday September 2 2008 @ 9:30PM
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hey kids! oh that ragamuffin lily allen does clean up quite well (when she wants to) although it's a bit of a stretch you could almost call her a modern day 'eliza doolittle' (from recent street fighting - to ruling the red carpet...she can do it all) ms. allen attended
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