ok kids – get ready for my two cents on the whole brad – angelina – jennifer – mess – yes it’s all one big messy messerson (hi lora!)! i am kinda sick of hearing about it all – but in the end – it’s just typical hollywood games – most couples can’t deal for too long – and brad & jen are no exception (long live tom & rita!) – but i will say if i were to do a movie with angelina jolie – i would probably screw her too – i’m sorry – it sounds harsh but admit it or not – angelina jolie is smoking hot – she is completely so gorgeous and exotic – i doubt any man or woman – gay or straight (trannies included) could resist her wily sexual ways – she oozes pure sex like an aloe plant – gosh those cheekbones – and i’m oh so sure she isn’t shy in the bedroom in the least – and i also think this post would work perfectly if i were to replace every instance of ‘angelina’ with ‘brad’ – he is quite hot himself – so when you have the two hottest people in the world – sparks are bound to fly – sorry jenny aniston – i do adore you – but yr gonna be fine (vince vaughn is an ok guy!) – and at least you can say brad pitt was inside you (plus you have a shitload of money) – which is more than most of us can say! yes popbytes is being a little dirty tonight (sorry mom!) – but why not – i ain’t so dirty all the time – so a little filth here & there isn’t gonna hurt anyone – popbytes out for now xxxooo (notice the triple x) :)
