open letter to lindsay lohan




dear lindsay lohan,

girl – what the fuck are you doing? i can’t even imagine what’s happened to you – but let’s be honest you look like shit on a skinny stick – drugs – stress – partying? who knows – but this is a sincere plea for you to clean up the fucking mess of yourself – it’s time for a wake-up call ms. lindsay – don’t forget you have some movies coming up (herbie: fully loaded) and your gonna need to not look like the mess you are at the moment – pull yourself together – and please dye your hair back to that sassy red – blonde is just not cutting it for you as of late – ok i said what i needed to – someone had to try to wipe up this mess – been meaning to write this for a while…it’s off my chest! phew – that was heavy!


xxoo popbytes

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  • Poppy

    Okay, you know it’s the coke circle. Lindsay, Nicole Richie, and Jessica Simpson are all doing way too much coke to lose some baby fat they didn’t need to lose in the first place. I’m really worried for them, but I doubt they care.

  • sillymiss

    Lindsay, Nicole & Jessica look like aging hookers. They can plaster their faces with makeup but it ain’t gonna hide the fact that they look like crap. Nicole looks like she’s gonna drop dead any minute.

  • Melanie

    O.K. So she has gotten really thin lately, but the hair is blonde because she had to dye it for a movie role in which she plays Meryl Streeps daughter. I love celebrity gossip as much as the next person but what I don’t think is cool is someone that makes fun of people just because it is the in thing to do. Especially if they don’t know what they are talking about!

  • nancy

    Too thin its scary now. I dont believe for one minute its exercise, because they look like theyve aged like crack whores, but thats just me. They looked better before. If they think they look good people need to quit lying to them because they look like walking skeletons.

  • Nena

    Lindsey if u do happen to look at these websites pay no attention to it because they know nothing of you unless they are yr family or friend. To the people above you guys don’t know what’s going on in her life and everyones a different kind of person ur not God to be judging anybody. God bless u lindsey i will keep u in my prayers.

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