britney spears is such a goober



things i learned while watching the series premiere of britney & kevin: chaotic – and methinks – many of you will have learned the same lessons popbytes picked up…



1. she is such a dumbass girl – her and her ‘cam’ (but not a bitch)

2. she likes it ‘wham bam thank you m’am’ style!

3. kevin is gnarly and kinda gross

4. she is the most annoying person ever

5. she is a such a nympho

6. she is the biggest mess – ‘xtina’ is akin to – yes – the virgin mary

7. i can’t wait for next week’s continued mess

8. she has gone down down down…so low

9. i couldn’t believe i was watching this crap – well it was UPN…

10. dudes – she is such a goober!!!



and finally yes girl – i(we) can so handle your truth! bring it on britney!

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  • elana

    i totally agree about the britney spears nightmare. that show is like a behind the scenes with britney. its not even close to a reality show. its just the stupidest show ever. but i will watch again next week because it is so funny.

  • Poppy

    I don’t get UPN at home, and I’m okay with that. The only person who has said they like this show is Trent from Pink is the New Blog.
    I read somewhere (maybe there?) that when Chaotic goes to reruns MTV has the rights to air the episodes. I do get MTV, so I guess I’ll watch it while the Federline divorce is finalizing?

  • Sean

    wow.. you took the words right out of my mouth! although goober isn’t in my vocabulary, i think complete dork/bumbling idiot would fit in just as well. heh, i guess i wasnt the only one thinking those things! and uhhh. youre hot. heh ;)

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