things i learned while watching the series premiere of britney & kevin: chaotic - and methinks - many of you will have learned the same lessons popbytes picked up...
1. she is such a dumbass girl - her and her 'cam' (but not a bitch)
2. she likes it 'wham bam thank you m'am' style!
3. kevin is gnarly and kinda gross
4. she is the most annoying person ever
5. she is a such a nympho
6. she is the biggest mess - 'xtina' is akin to - yes - the virgin mary
7. i can't wait for next week's continued mess
8. she has gone down down down...so low
9. i couldn't believe i was watching this crap - well it was UPN...
10. dudes - she is such a goober!!!
and finally yes girl - i(we) can so handle your truth! bring it on britney!
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS SUCH A GOOBER
i totally agree about the britney spears nightmare. that show is like a behind the scenes with britney. its not even close to a reality show. its just the stupidest show ever. but i will watch again next week because it is so funny.
» this comment was posted by elana on may 18, 2005 12:17 pm «
I don't get UPN at home, and I'm okay with that. The only person who has said they like this show is Trent from Pink is the New Blog.
I read somewhere (maybe there?) that when Chaotic goes to reruns MTV has the rights to air the episodes. I do get MTV, so I guess I'll watch it while the Federline divorce is finalizing?
» this comment was posted by Poppy on may 18, 2005 1:10 pm «
wow.. you took the words right out of my mouth! although goober isn't in my vocabulary, i think complete dork/bumbling idiot would fit in just as well. heh, i guess i wasnt the only one thinking those things! and uhhh. youre hot. heh ;)
» this comment was posted by Sean on may 19, 2005 6:35 am «
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i totally agree about the britney spears nightmare. that show is like a behind the scenes with britney. its not even close to a reality show. its just the stupidest show ever. but i will watch again next week because it is so funny.