apprentice craig fired! 2 left!



hey kids! here be dana’s latest musing on the apprentice it’s just the final two now! two women! a woman shall claim apprentice victory at last! you go tana!






so, the commercials didn’t lie. in the first 15 minutes, mr. trump brought the final three down to the final two. four various high-profile CEOs interviewed each of the final three candidates; craig, kendra and tana. overwhelmingly, each CEO felt that craig lacked any “substance” and so mr. trump’s decision was made quite easy – this year’s apprentice will DEFINITELY be a woman! it’s about freakin’ time!



so, we learn that the final challenges for both apprentices-to-be include kendra’s best buy video gaming event and tana’s event at chelsea piers to help convince the olympic committee to bring the 2012 olympics to new york city.



ah…but you knew they’re be a clincher…mr. trump hired three “employees” for each project manager. and you knew that they’d be previous contestants that had been fired. but he definitely picked the bottom of the barrel. working with kendra are the scatter-brained danny, michael and erin. tana has the most volatile people from her original street smarts team including chris, brian and kristen.



next week’s episode should be killer. i mean, last night we witnessed danny totally screw up the first impression the team had with EA Sports. did you hear him start with a homemade jingle?!



so, stay tuned. feel free to e-mail us with who you think will take home the prize of being donald trump’s apprentice. i’m rooting for tana – but i’m realizing that kendra has an excellent shot as well. who will crack under pressure?

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