MORE APPRENTICE MADNESS!

hey kids its friday thank god! and thank heavens for my dear friend dana - i just love you girl - so fucking glad we reconnected after our years in that place called 'melville/murphy' aka 'high school/junior high' - my love to frida - and yr dear hubby ryan! read on for dana's latest take on the apprentice...

john, john, john. i feel terrible for saying such amazing things about you all these weeks. if it weren't for the fact that popbytes archives all of my articles...i might lie and call you a crude asshole. what happened?! let me quickly sum up last night's episode...so i can get to my broken heart. so, the two teams get to set up mini golf businesses on chelsea pier in the big apple. magna has a safari team and erin and kendra kick ass with marketing and promotions by practically overtaking chelsea piers with flyers at every single vendor/activity already there to promote their mini golf course. on the other hand, audrey, as project manager had the novel idea of having a circus themed course. doesn't she know that kids are afraid of clowns - duh! so she gets all of her teammates to dress as ghetto-ass clowns and there's chris chewing tobacco and dressed up as a clown...oh, because dip and clowns don't equate to scary as hell to a child. how brilliant net worth. so, we find out last night that audrey came from nothing and both of her parents were once in prison...blah, blah, blah. it's unfortunate that you're drama didn't play well for you in the boardroom my pretty. audrey, you're fired. and so net worth loses another team player. so, let's get back to my broken heart and john. john, john, john...i didn't like the way you treated audrey, even if she is a twit. and you defied her by being hard to work with...just because she's younger and female doesn't make it fair or right for you to decide not to follow her direction or intimidate her, or ridicule her or act like an asshole. so, i have to apologize to those of you that actually follow my predictions...but i think i have to change them:

• i no longer think john has a shot at the full win. his ego and pride got the best of him and we all saw an uglier side of john. to be honest, i'm thinking kendra has a good shot. she's smart, she's quiet at all the right times and she's very creative...who knows, this could be the season a woman finally takes it home (thank god!).

• erin, granted your marketing ideas were awesome this episode, everytime i see you on screen...i get sick. cut your hair and stop being...well, ugh. i saw your pageant pictures in a magazine recently...and ugh.

- angie, i love you. you're a fierce, strong woman...but you knew better than to stick up for audrey in the boardroom. please don't think with your heart in this game...trump wants a mind. xxoo until next week - dana
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