hey kiddies! check out the latest apprentice musings from dear dana! finally…i swear, i never thought i’d see the end of michael’s absolute laziness. he gives business people a bad name. everyone knows a michael. someone who lets others do the work for him and kisses ass so he flies under the radar. well, not this time pudge! in last night’s epispode, both teams were given airstreams, those cool, retro campers from the 50s. both teams needed to come up with mobile business ideas that they could promote using their respective airstreams and $50,000. team magna set up a mobile spa with massage services while net worth created a mobile casting call. althought at first i thought tana’s idea of this mobile casting call/opportunity for starving actors was a little odd and i couldn’t visualize how it would work or earn them a profit, but it did…by a very small margin, team net worth won. i swear, nothing’s bringing that team down! anyway, back in the board room erin (who has officially drived me batty) rattled off some crap…lawyers, that’s about all their good for. and bren, as the project leader for magna needed to bring two people into the boardroom…stephanie and michael. why stephanie? do you even watch the show? she’s a freakin’ bitch on wheels. so now trump has to make a decision and to be honest, it certainly did look like stephanie was going to be ousted…but then there’s michael…kiss ass to the stars. and he decides to defend himself when no defense was necessary…so, for interrupting – you’re fired (asshole!). |  |
and here are some more of my fancy-dancy predictions:
• i’m sure you’re all tired of me saying this…but john – i love
you…you’ll take this all the way, i know you will.
• eric, shut up. please. and cut that freakin’ mane of yours
• stephanie…chill out or you’re next. you need to let the project manager
take heat for problems and not point everything out like you normally do.
• where’s danny when you need him?
